Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from Armageddon - MovieQuoter

First time I got my period, Rock had to take me into Tai-Pei for Tampax. And then he had to show me how to use them, Harry.

Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.

This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station!

Hey, Mr. Clean.

White, House. White House.

It’s a matter of urgent national security. I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked.

I was just passing by on the, uh, I came…

So am I. And I’m not so optimistic. We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun.

Aw, gee, lady. I just came here to drill.

Chewy? Have you even seen Star Wars?

We’re staying, we’re going, we’re staying, we’re going, make up your mind!

Don’t touch my uncle! You know? He’s a genius of my family.

Who is Jethro Tull?

and set it off. Your wife’s gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life.

Look, they’re the best at what they do.

Fail. Fail. Depressively fail! One toxicology analysis revealed ketamin, that is a very powerful sedative!

‘Cause I’m trying to describe to you how these DATs keep your ass on the ground, so that if I were to kick you in the balls, and you don’t know how to work them, what happens to you?

This is Dr. Ronald Quincy from Research. Pretty much the smartest man on the planet You might wanna listen to him.

Yeah, I remember this one. It’s where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. Is that – is that what we’re doin’ here?

You know what, I do not have much pleasure being near God’s ear, but you think this is looking good or what?

I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin’. So it would be an awful shame to die now.

I lied to you too. When I told you I didn’t want to be like you. Because I am like you. Everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. I love you so much daddy. And I’m so proud of you, I’m so scared. I’m so scared.

For god’s sakes think about what you’re doin’. Why are you listening to someone that’s a hundred thousand miles away? We’re here. No body down there can help us. So if we don’t get this job done, then everybody’s gone.

Can they physically survive the trip? That’s all I need to know here, okay?

Why do I do this? Because the money’s good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?


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