Movie Quotes

Wow, every worker in the colony is here. Hey, wait a minute. That guy owes me mo...

Woody Allen

This tastes just like crap.

Antz

It's worse than I thought. They're Euro-trash.

Bradley Pierce

You da ant.

Sylvester Stallone

Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yours...

Danny Glover

You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but ...

Woody Allen

I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.

Sharon Stone

Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?

Woody Allen

Oh, good. Here they come to rescue me...and to kill you.

Sharon Stone

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't ...

Woody Allen

There you have it: your average boy-meets-girl, boy-likes-girl, boy-changes-the-...

Woody Allen

Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.

Woody Allen

Time stands still for no ant.

Christopher Walken

Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creatu...

Woody Allen

What a bunch of losers. Mindless zombies capitulating to an oppressive system.

Woody Allen

Sacrifice. To some, it is just a word. To others, it is a code.

Gene Hackman

I was not cut out to be a worker, I'll tell you right now. I feel physically ina...

Woody Allen

Handling dirt is...ugh...is not my idea of a rewarding career.

Woody Allen

Excellent. You've made a real breakthrough.

Paul Mazursky

This is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Woody Allen

Hey, don't talk to me about earth, okay, because I just spent all day hauling it...

Woody Allen

You have such a big heart. That's why you're my little cuddly-widdles.

Bradley Pierce

Oh, my big, strong pheronome factory.

Jane Curtin

Superior numbers, kid. Overwhelm their defenses, and kill their queen.

Danny Glover

Actually, I generally just make belittling comments and snicker behind death's b...

Woody Allen

She's about yay tall, fairly easy on the eyes.

Christopher Walken

Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls.

Sylvester Stallone

Sir, I've been thinking. Do we need to go through with this? Look at what these ...

Christopher Walken

Attack a termite colony? That's suicide.

Christopher Walken

You fill in any more and you'll explode.

Jennifer Lopez

The whole system makes me feel so...insignificant.

Woody Allen

Well, maybe, then again, maybe not, and then again...yowch.

Woody Allen

F-fiance? Hey, w-wait a minute. Th-this is not how it looks. I-I can explain thi...

Woody Allen

Z, I've gotta help my Mom.

Sharon Stone

No. This isn't about me. I mean, Look at this worker. Look what he's done.

Sharon Stone

I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood....

Woody Allen

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

Woody Allen

Oh, please, Muffy. Not another crusade.

Bradley Pierce

Yes, Z. You ARE insignificant.

Paul Mazursky

We rebuilt the colony; better than before, because now we have a very large indo...

Woody Allen

He's...taking a personal day, so I'm filling in.

Sylvester Stallone

Look, What's-Your-Name, climb that tree and tell me where I am.

Sharon Stone

Don't you get it? I was slumming it. I chose you because you were the most pathe...

Sharon Stone

Come on, Z. Help us build a bigger, stronger colony, and for crying out loud, tr...

Jennifer Lopez

Think about it, Bala. Do you really want to be Mrs. Raving Lunatic?

Woody Allen

Oh, Mother, don't be so dramatic.

Sharon Stone

I have my orders.

Christopher Walken

Precisely what I want to know.

Gene Hackman

Oh sorry Z. I didn't see you there.

Jennifer Lopez

Would I meet some worker girls?

Sylvester Stallone

Are you kidding? They always go after the new guy. It's like a SPORT for them.

Woody Allen

And, y'know, I finally feel like I've found my place. And you know what? It's ri...

Woody Allen

What happened to Z?

Jennifer Lopez

I'm supposed to do everything for the colony. What about my needs?

Woody Allen

So, these...these termites, they're...they're, they're...these guys aren't going...

Woody Allen

Not really, kid. They're five times our size and spit acid from their foreheads.

Danny Glover

I've got to believe there's something out there better than this. Otherwise I'll...

Woody Allen

That's great, Azteca. It's working already. I'm so meaningless I'm invisible.

Woody Allen

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Sharon Stone

Hey, wait a minute. Let's not get...we're being too hasty here. These guys sound...

Woody Allen

Do you have any idea how much trouble you can get in for talking about for even ...

Sylvester Stallone

Everyone has their place, Bala. You, the soldiers, the workers...Oh, it's not al...

Phyllis Diller

I think - I think you're thinking of someone else. After all, I am a soldier.

Woody Allen

I, um, whurr, whuh, hey, fellas, that's...you're being a little extreme, I feel....

Woody Allen

Don't you ever think for yourself, Cutter?

Sharon Stone

What are you saying? We are the colony!

Woody Allen

Don't you want your aphid beer?

Sylvester Stallone

Okay, I've gotta give myself a positive attitude. A good attitude even though I'...

Woody Allen

That's it. You're the guy from the bar.

Sharon Stone

You're an ant after my own heart, an ant who looks death in the face and laughs.

Gene Hackman

I guess I was looking for a little trouble.

Sharon Stone

Why should I be unhappy being a piece of construction equipment?

Woody Allen

Who the HELL is that?

Woody Allen

Let's be real about this. Bala and I...Bala is a princess, and I'm a soil reloca...

Woody Allen

Cutter, what are you doing?

Gene Hackman

Let me ask you something - what made you come to the bar that night?

Woody Allen

I guess you prefer old Blood and Guts, huh? His idea of a romantic date is two s...

Woody Allen

I...danced with this guy at the bar the other night. He was just a worker, then.

Sharon Stone

Be honest, kid. Am I hurt bad?

Danny Glover

Oh, brother. Suddenly, I just lost my appetite.

Woody Allen

I think it's time to debrief the soldier.

Gene Hackman

What are you bitching about? in case you haven't noticed, we ants are running th...

Sylvester Stallone

Let go! Don't you understand? It's for the good of the colony!

Gene Hackman

What were you doing at a bar?

Phyllis Diller

Exactly. You were a worker, but now you're a war hero.

Sharon Stone

Really? Let me try some. Hey, it is crap. Not bad.

John Mahoney

You know, I'm really bad at word games.

Woody Allen

You know, I think there's been a terrible mistake. Truth is, I just came for the...

Woody Allen

Yes, yes, I understand. I dropped the ball.

Woody Allen

A worker danced with my fiance?

Gene Hackman

For your information, the general and I are deeply, deeply in...in...engaged.

Sharon Stone

Are you kidding? They always go after the new guy! It's like a sport for them. A...

Woody Allen

Um...a giant hole in the ground?

Woody Allen

What if someone ordered you to jump off a bridge? You-you...

Woody Allen

Please, General! Not on a first date!

Woody Allen

I sure hope you know what you're doing.

Sharon Stone

Seal up the doors. Cutter, did you hear me?

Gene Hackman

Look, I got orders, and those orders say dig.

Grant Shaud

...good. Damn good.

Gene Hackman

Something I should have done a long time ago.

Christopher Walken

You wouldn't understand unless you've been there. You can be your own ant there....

John Mahoney

Z's dead. You don't have to worry about him.

Sharon Stone

All we are saying is give Z a chance.

Jennifer Lopez

Will you calm down? You're not going to let a little near-death experience ruin ...

Woody Allen

Well, that was impressive. Ah, where's Z?

Christopher Walken

Pardon me. I guess you don't recognize me. I've been traveling, and I'm all...sc...

Sharon Stone

Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get ...

Woody Allen

Weaver, they're CAREER girls. They're obsessed with digging.

Woody Allen

This is for the good of the colony, General.

Christopher Walken

Hi. Wanna dance?

Sharon Stone

You useless, ungrateful maggot! I am the colony!

Gene Hackman

Labor? What you YOU know about labor? How would YOU feel if you were expected to...

Sharon Stone

Oh, brother. I'm asking the wrong guy here.

Woody Allen

Now you're getting it. It's not about you. It's about us - the team - this.

Jennifer Lopez

Cutter, you're a fine officer. You have discipline, courage, ability...but you s...

Gene Hackman

Dead? Well...he was an ant with ideas. Too bad for him.

Christopher Walken

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