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Now is that polite? Is that nice? I’m tryin’ to be nice over here. Do I go up to you and say, Hey you’re so-and-so the Hard-On?

Feel better?

Yeah, I do.

Well, maybe not to you, look at you. But if I can’t get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can’t have that. In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake, Doctor, animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.

I wasn’t really gonna whack you.

You know normally a patient wouldn’t have a vat of Scotch during a session.

And hopefully, hopefully…if you make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I’ll fuckin’ cut your fuckin’ balls off and shove ‘em up your fuckin’ ass. I’ll fuckin’ bury you! I’m gonna stick ice picks in your eyes and send ‘em to your family so they can eat them for dessert!

Why am i telling you? Like you don’t know nothing about it? You don’t know nothing? What?

Nah, I don’t buy that. In the dream, I’m bringing the baby the black milk.

…eight times, is not catastrophic.

Then why do you have a girlfriend?

I wasn’t with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.

Don’t that prove I’m motivated?

Fuck Freud.

But let’s just say that you are the baby. Freud believed you’re everyone in your dreams.

What kind of feelings?

Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.

Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can’t work miracles, Mr. Viti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don’t have time for your BULLSHIT!…That got away from me at the end there.

Well, I didn’t ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.

Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain’t my fault.

Hey, Paul.

Ah fuck Freud. After what you just told me, you know, I’m afraid to call my own mother on the phone!

Are you having marriage problems?

Times are changing. You’ve got to change with the times.

Was that really Paul Vitti?


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