Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from American Pie - MovieQuoter

Yeah, that would be great.

Really Stifler, he’s the manager.

He’s pullin’ out the porn.

Stifler, you’re such an asshole!

What? Not THE Bible?

What the fuck are you doing here?

That’s not really its name but that’s what we call it.

Tell me he did not just get out the chair.

Maybe we’ll just have to call you two-ply.

You did better than me Nova.

Is that legal? Can you do that?

Did not just take out that chair.

And what did you say?

I’ve never tried it.

Nothing – I mean I hugged her back.

Easy tiger, what’s in there?

Listen, you’re going to shit your pants.

Shit dude, the ‘L’ word?

Yup, he took out the chair.

That’s pathetic!

Does it tell me how to…to get laid?

We’ll just tell your mother that…we ate it all.

You’ve never had an orgasm? Not even manually?

You know what? Nevermind, you’re not ready.

You think she was serious?

  

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