Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from American Pie - MovieQuoter

All right, all right – I’m here for your dumb meeting.

She called me and asked for my number.

She’s a hot cartoon.

I don’t want any of you boys thinking, that you’re gonna score. You don’t score, until you score!

You actually said that?

Well I’m very happy to entertain you Oz. So how you doing Kev, you okay?

Yeah, you said it…Anyway, I was calling to see if I could get some advice – brother-to-brother. I mean, I think that tonight, Vicky’s…I mean, there’s a definite chance that…

He’s desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves.

masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud.

Go, trig boy! It’s your birthday!

Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!

Wait, ready for what?

Well, uh, I was asking Chris to the prom. So do you wanna go?

It’s not a game.

Yeah, that’d be a start.

I couldn’t have said it better myself

Don’t call me that any more. I’m a fraud.

Woah, you’re breaking up there. I gotta go, good luck at the party.

Hey, I’m not making fun – I’m fucking impressed! I mean, Hi six inch or foot-long white or wheat? – that’s some serious shit to master!

That’s charming.

All right, all right – listen, have you ever heard of The Bible?

Hey, don’t worry about it bro, I got the solution; It never happened. Forget about it. Don’t mention it again and just lay low and hopefully – hopefully – she won’t mention it again.

Good, then you’re still safe.

You came to see me in action?

Behold Ultra Dog – No dog.

  

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