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All right, all right – I’m here for your dumb meeting.

She called me and asked for my number.

I don’t want any of you boys thinking, that you’re gonna score. You don’t score, until you score!

You actually said that?

She’s a hot cartoon.

Well I’m very happy to entertain you Oz. So how you doing Kev, you okay?

Yeah, you said it…Anyway, I was calling to see if I could get some advice – brother-to-brother. I mean, I think that tonight, Vicky’s…I mean, there’s a definite chance that…

He’s desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves.

masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud.

Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!

Wait, ready for what?

Go, trig boy! It’s your birthday!

Well, uh, I was asking Chris to the prom. So do you wanna go?

It’s not a game.

Yeah, that’d be a start.

I couldn’t have said it better myself

Woah, you’re breaking up there. I gotta go, good luck at the party.

Hey, I’m not making fun – I’m fucking impressed! I mean, Hi six inch or foot-long white or wheat? – that’s some serious shit to master!

Don’t call me that any more. I’m a fraud.

That’s charming.

All right, all right – listen, have you ever heard of The Bible?

Hey, don’t worry about it bro, I got the solution; It never happened. Forget about it. Don’t mention it again and just lay low and hopefully – hopefully – she won’t mention it again.

Good, then you’re still safe.

Behold Ultra Dog – No dog.

Bullshit – from where?