Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from American Pie - MovieQuoter

Yeah, that’d be a start.

I couldn’t have said it better myself

Woah, you’re breaking up there. I gotta go, good luck at the party.

Hey, I’m not making fun – I’m fucking impressed! I mean, Hi six inch or foot-long white or wheat? – that’s some serious shit to master!

Don’t call me that any more. I’m a fraud.

That’s charming.

All right, all right – listen, have you ever heard of The Bible?

Hey, don’t worry about it bro, I got the solution; It never happened. Forget about it. Don’t mention it again and just lay low and hopefully – hopefully – she won’t mention it again.

Good, then you’re still safe.

Behold Ultra Dog – No dog.

Bullshit – from where?

You came to see me in action?

Why? What did you do to him?

Myers…I mean, what’s the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God’s sakes and all she’s do is blow you? Shit, I’d drop her like a steaming turd!

What did you just say?

You couldn’t have said it at all Jim…

I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of

Yeah right Oz, I bet it’s more like your dad works at her store.

She’s a college chick.

Yeah, that would be great.

Really Stifler, he’s the manager.

He’s pullin’ out the porn.

Stifler, you’re such an asshole!

What? Not THE Bible?

What the fuck are you doing here?


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