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Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?

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What did that to you?

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You’d think she’d remember all of this from the first time.

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You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.

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Could use some salt.

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Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it’s possible.

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Speaking of the Queen, here’s a little song we used to sing in her honor:

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Is that it? Seems so ordinary for an oracle.

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You’ve left me out.

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I’m sorry, Hamish. I can’t marry you. You’re not the right man for me. And there’s that trouble with your digestion.

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Bander who…the bander…

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Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?

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Alice has escaped.

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I’m not slaying anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind

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Can’t be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. I’m waiting for my fiance.

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I like you, Um. I like…largeness.

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Lost my muchness, have I?

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Don’t worry, Mother. I’ll find something useful to do with my life.

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Well. If it isn’t the wrong Alice.

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What are you doing?

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Who’s to say what is proper? What if it was agreed that proper was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?

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Look here, on the Frabjous Day.

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‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

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What happened to your clothes?

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You can always paint the roses red.

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Where’s your champion, Sister?

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From Umbridge.

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There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions.

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Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!

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Shall we speak in the study?

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I can’t help you if you don’t even know who you are, stupid girl.

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Down with the bloody Red Queen!

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I need a pig here!

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I’d know that tangled mess of hair anywhere. Is it Alice?

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I’m investigating things that begin with the letter M.

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Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

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Oh. And one more thing.

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Only if you believe it is.

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Alice…Of course, why didn’t I see it? Well, it has been a long time and you were such a little tyke then.

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Yes, yes-but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

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…But I can’t.

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I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I’ll decide what to do with it.

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She’s slain my Jabber-baby-wocky?

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And who is this lovely creature?

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The Bandersnatch?

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He’s a prince. But alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne. It’s tragic, isn’t it?

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There’s some dispute about that.

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I outgrew them. I’ve been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I’ve come to you hoping you might understand what it’s like.

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Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?

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I’ve been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice.

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I’m right behind you.

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I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up.

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Twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle…

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Aunt Imogene, I think I’m going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat.

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You don’t slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You don’t slay.

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Down with the bloody big head!

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We’re looking for the girl called Alice.

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No, I haven’t, sir. You and I have business to discuss.

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The decline of the aristocracy?

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At least let me bind it for you?

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You’re not the same as you were before You were much more…muchier You’ve lost your muchness

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She appears to be slaying it.

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What is the hatter with me?

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Because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out on your own.

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Ilosovic Stayne, you Knave. Where have you been lurking?

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Your carriage, my lady.

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It needs to be purified by someone with evaporting skills, or it will fester and putrefy.

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And what is this?

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Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.

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I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.

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You’re a little taller than I thought you’d be.

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The Alice?

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You’re not Absolem. I’m Absolem. Stupid girl.

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You’re almost Alice.

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What do you call yourself?

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You have a fiance?

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You have a regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it!

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Majesty, I have found…the Oraculum.

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If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads.

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What an odd thing to say.

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I believe it is.

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That is an excellent practice.

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What is your name?

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Which luckily I am.

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How’s the arm, love?

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I couldn’t if i wanted to.

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All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.

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Twinkle twinkle little bat how I wonder where you’re at. Up…

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You’re all late for tea!

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With the Vorpal Sword.

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Um forced herself on me. I told her my heart belongs to you-she’s obsessed with me.

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Well, we’re looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice?

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Where is Alice?

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I believe your name has slipped the Queen’s mind.

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Up above the world you fly like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle…

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I make the path!

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There! Did you see it?

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I’m Alice.

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Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire’s off his tea.

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Already lost them. All together now!

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Well, I’d better have a look.

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What’s she doing to my darling Jabberwocky?

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Never mind him. He’s mad.

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Her name is Um, IDIOT!

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Well, if it isn’t my favorite trio…of lunatics.

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Um, my new favourite.

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Imbeciles! The garden is planted with white roses when I’ve specifically asked the red.

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You’re lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I’ll be watching very closely.

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I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.

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Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is impossible.

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There’s been some debate about that.

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It’s tiny. It’s a pimple of a head.

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It’s a who, majesty. This is…um…

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Is the March Hare here?

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I haven’t the slightest idea.

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Sorry, what was that?

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Hello, Absolem.

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Rise up against the bloody red queen.

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Do you know what I fear most?

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It’s only a dream…

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Not yet, but it will happen if we don’t stop her.

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Wait! You Cant leave me here!

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The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, you know

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You’re all mad.

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What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.

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How would you like to have your head hacked off?

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When that day comes I shall futterwacken…vigorously.

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I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot!

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You’re late for your soup you we buzzem! You’re late for your soup!

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Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

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My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl.

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Someone has stolen three of my tarts!

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You used to be much more…muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.

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Goodbye, sweet hat.

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So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.

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We have never met.

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You’re right, Stayne. It is far better to be feared than loved.

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How’s this for muchness?

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It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.

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I’ve never stopped dreaming.

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I never get involved in politics.

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Have I gone mad?

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I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

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I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.

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What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.

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There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.

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Off with their heads!

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