Movie Quotes

Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all....

Robin Williams

Oh. Well I feel sheepish.

Robin Williams

All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.

Robin Williams

Tell...her...the truth!

Robin Williams

Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

Robin Williams

Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!

Robin Williams

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!

Robin Williams

Itty-bitty living space!

Robin Williams

Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did y...

Robin Williams

How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future. I am not a prize t...

Linda Larkin

Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.

Robin Williams

You ain't never had a friend like me!

Robin Williams

You think that was easy?

Scott Weinger

Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh. Some all-powerful Genie. Can't e...

Scott Weinger

What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?

Jim Cummings

Sometimes you feel so...

Scott Weinger

Hey! That's a good move.

Robin Williams

Hand over the lamp!

Jonathan Freeman

I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.

Linda Larkin

Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.

Gilbert Gottfried

Jasmine? Jasmine? Jasmine?

Douglas Seale

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?

Gilbert Gottfried

That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.

Gilbert Gottfried

Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequa...

Jonathan Freeman

Him! I choose...I choose you, Aladdin.

Linda Larkin

I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants, and valets.

Scott Weinger

And then I stuff the crackers down his throat.

Gilbert Gottfried

He gave you your power. He can take it away.

Scott Weinger

Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.

Gilbert Gottfried

Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

Gilbert Gottfried

That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.

Linda Larkin

Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.

Scott Weinger

...the often immitated, but never...

Robin Williams

Where is it? No. Nooo!

Jonathan Freeman

One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I - what?

Robin Williams

No matter what anyone else says, you'll always be a prince to me.

Robin Williams

The truth? The truth...The truth is I sometimes pass myself off as a commoner to...

Scott Weinger

I love the way your foul little mind works.

Jonathan Freeman

No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or...

Jonathan Freeman

You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in th...

Robin Williams

So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin

Jonathan Freeman

No! I mean, I was hoping you wouldn't...that's not what I meant...

Scott Weinger

That's right! He can be taught!

Robin Williams

Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie.

Jonathan Freeman

Allah forbid you should have any daughters!

Douglas Seale

Who disturbs my slumber?

Frank Welker

She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.

Robin Williams

No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.

Gilbert Gottfried

Too close! A little too close.

Robin Williams

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

Scott Weinger

It's all so magical.

Linda Larkin

Let's not be too hasty!

Scott Weinger

Your eternal reward!

Jonathan Freeman

I must've hit my head harder than I thought.

Scott Weinger

Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.

Linda Larkin

Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.

Robin Williams

They wanna make me Sultan. No, they want to make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you,...

Scott Weinger

I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug.

Robin Williams

Look at this! Yes! Heh, heh. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Jul...

Robin Williams

Jafar, you vile betrayer.

Douglas Seale

Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a...

Gilbert Gottfried

Oh, shut up, you moron!

Gilbert Gottfried

Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

Douglas Seale

The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the snake.

Robin Williams

You, uh, know this girl?

Jim Cummings

there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.

Jonathan Freeman

Al? Al! Kid! Snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you u...

Robin Williams

Believe me, I will.

Linda Larkin

Did you think I was stupid?

Linda Larkin

After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.

Robin Williams

Just where did you say you were from?

Jonathan Freeman

Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?

Scott Weinger

Or should we say Aladdin?

Gilbert Gottfried

Jasmine, I'm sorry!

Scott Weinger

So, three wishes. I want them to be good...what would you wish for?

Scott Weinger

First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third-century. These patches. What ar...

Robin Williams

All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta...

Robin Williams

So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out?

Douglas Seale

Oh! Hairball.

Robin Williams

Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise ...

Robin Williams

Oh, I've never been so insulted!

Corey Burton

Uh, I wish for the Nile.

Scott Weinger

You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.

Jonathan Freeman

Jasmine, I tried to tell you.

Scott Weinger

She said she knew the sultan.

Jim Cummings

But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

Douglas Seale

Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the do...

Scott Weinger

A thousand apologies, O Patient One.

Charles Adler

Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find...

Robin Williams

Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes...

Scott Weinger

He's got a sword.

Hugo Weaving

You got a problem...

Gilbert Gottfried

I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgu...

Gilbert Gottfried

And how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it?

Gilbert Gottfried

Princess Jasmine, you're very...

Scott Weinger

No, I can't. I...

Robin Williams

Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And-and, uh, you- Then you become...

Gilbert Gottfried

I will have the power to get rid of you. Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' u...

Gilbert Gottfried

Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!

Scott Weinger

Wait-wait a minute. I'm your master?

Scott Weinger

You are the boy from the market place. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?

Linda Larkin

Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high as sultan!

Jonathan Freeman

All right. Your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.

Robin Williams

We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, your highness!...

Gilbert Gottfried

That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.

Scott Weinger

You're not free to make your own choices.

Linda Larkin

Good bye, see ya!

Gilbert Gottfried

I am you're master now!

Jonathan Freeman

Your line is I'm going to FREE the Genie! Anytime!

Robin Williams

Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?

Linda Larkin

Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.

Linda Larkin

I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.

Jonathan Freeman

Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.

Robin Williams

Don't tell ME to shut up!

Jonathan Freeman

I can't bring people back from the dead...it's not a pretty picture,

Linda Larkin

Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa-

Gilbert Gottfried

Yes, meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to...

Jonathan Freeman

I will order the Princess to...

Douglas Seale

Do you mind if I kiss the monkey?

Robin Williams

I don't think you're him.

Robin Williams

so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is th...

Jonathan Freeman

It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

Linda Larkin

Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation!

Jonathan Freeman

So what'll it be, master?

Robin Williams

Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?

Robin Williams

With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?

Gilbert Gottfried

Patience Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.

Jonathan Freeman

Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.

Jonathan Freeman

Well, a prince walking around the marketplace? Sounds a little strange, doesn't ...

Scott Weinger

Ah. Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.

Jonathan Freeman

Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not w...

Robin Williams

This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...

Scott Weinger

Your majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daug...

Scott Weinger

It sounds like, Here boy!

Robin Williams

...duplicated...duplicated...duplicated...duplicated...Genie of the Lamp!

Robin Williams

Why didn't you tell me?

Linda Larkin

Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?

Robin Williams

Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.

Douglas Seale

Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!

Gilbert Gottfried

Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.

Jonathan Freeman

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until...

Robin Williams

Look at that, Abu. It's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends.

Scott Weinger

Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains o...

Robin Williams

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

Robin Williams

Jafar! Get your hands off her!

Scott Weinger

Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!

Robin Williams

But you're so old!

Douglas Seale

At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I wil...

Linda Larkin

You're gonna grant me any 3 wishes I want, right?

Scott Weinger

Good luck marrying her off!

Corey Burton

You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street ...

Corey Burton

You will order the Princess to marry me.

Jonathan Freeman

Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for y...

Scott Weinger

You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.

Jonathan Freeman

We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?

Jim Cummings

You know, Al, I'm getting really...

Robin Williams

Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.

Robin Williams

All this for a loaf of bread?

Scott Weinger

Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

Terry Jones

Face it, Jafar. You're still just second-best.

Scott Weinger

Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to gri...

Jonathan Freeman

If only I had gotten that lamp.

Jonathan Freeman

And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!

Gilbert Gottfried

Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

Scott Weinger

Down, boy! Oh, Princess,

Jonathan Freeman

Not that strange.

Linda Larkin

Well, am I sultan, or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry...

Douglas Seale

Achmed, you're-you're not leaving so soon, are you?

Douglas Seale

Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!

Robin Williams

Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of y...

Scott Weinger

You little punim there. RULE #3!

Robin Williams

You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rul...

Jonathan Freeman

Father, I choose Prince Ali!

Linda Larkin

You won't get away so easy.

Hugo Weaving

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!

Robin Williams

No, no, no. Not that one.

Scott Weinger

In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, he...

Robin Williams

Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on you...

Scott Weinger

The genie. The genie! The genie has more power than you'll ever have.

Scott Weinger

Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

Scott Weinger

Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any...

Linda Larkin

Get your blasted beak out of my face!

Jonathan Freeman

So don't ask. Rule #2:

Linda Larkin

Giving you your reward.

Jonathan Freeman

I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.

Douglas Seale

I'm not worthless! And I don't have fleas!

Scott Weinger

Ahh! Salam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please come closer.

Robin Williams

I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, I-I want t...

Robin Williams

Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar!

Gilbert Gottfried

Save your breath, Iago. Faster!

Jonathan Freeman

by order of the Princess.

Linda Larkin

Sire, I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different than the ot...

Jonathan Freeman

You little put'em there.

Linda Larkin

Oh, does that feels good!

Robin Williams

It's all part and parcel, the whole genie gig:

Robin Williams

That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's t...

Douglas Seale

Did you think I wouldn't find out?

Linda Larkin

I was afraid of that.

Robin Williams

What would you wish of me?

Robin Williams

Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and neve...

Scott Weinger

I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What...

Robin Williams

Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this sui...

Douglas Seale

Call me Al.

Scott Weinger

Now, if you'll excuse me...master...

Robin Williams

Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one boy!

Robin Williams

Yes, O Mighty Evil One.

Gilbert Gottfried

This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.

Douglas Seale

Never fails! You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.

Robin Williams

I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!

Robin Williams

How in the he- Uh, awk!

Gilbert Gottfried

But oh, to be free. Not to have to go Poof! Whaddaya need Poof! Whaddaya need Po...

Robin Williams

Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a p...

Robin Williams

Ooh, look at this. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the fam...

Robin Williams

Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or ma...

Robin Williams

Oh, father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just p...

Linda Larkin

She thinks the monkey is the sultan.

Scott Weinger

Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigge...

Robin Williams

Who are you? Tell me the truth.

Linda Larkin

Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.

Jonathan Freeman

It's mine! it's all mine!

Jonathan Freeman

Oh, uh-uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.

Scott Weinger

I can't hold on! Give me your hand!

Scott Weinger

Abu, this is no time to panic!

Scott Weinger

Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?

Linda Larkin

Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case...ah, forget it.

Robin Williams

Looky here, men. A street mouse.

Jim Cummings

C'mon, Laddie!

Robin Williams

But Genie, what about your freedom?

Scott Weinger

Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take i...

Jim Cummings

There! Welcome to Agrabah!

Robin Williams

You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, now you will never again see the l...

Frank Welker

Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore.

Linda Larkin

Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment...

Robin Williams

Riffraff. Street Rat. I don't buy that! If only they'd look closer...Would they ...

Scott Weinger

A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.

Jonathan Freeman

How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Jonathan Freeman

Come on, tell me.

Scott Weinger

Oh there's a big surprise! That's an incredible - I think I'm going to have a he...

Gilbert Gottfried

I'll take that as a yes.

Robin Williams

Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.

Linda Larkin

Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!...Punctual!

Robin Williams

First give me the lamp!

Jonathan Freeman

You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.

Jonathan Freeman

Still I think he's rather tasty!

Aladdin

Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff....

Gilbert Gottfried

You idiots. We've all got swords.

Jim Cummings

Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.

Robin Williams

You stay out of thissss!

Jonathan Freeman

Nah. He hates fireworks, and he really doesn't like flying either...That is, um....

Scott Weinger

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