Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls - MovieQuoter

Yes! Just now! You are one! I can see it in your eyes. You’re more one than anyone!

Are your legs sore? Do you want me to carry you?

I can feel it like it’s right…In my neck!

Your aura is weakening…

No man here carries with him a label.

Oh yes, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he’s an American.

Yes of course we are.

Well, perhaps this will assist your decision.

They are a temple of the reproductive organs.

I was just…practicing my mantra.

Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall – a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent…thing.

Surely…The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.

Re-he-he-eally? No. I cannot. For I am sorely needed…here, at the ashram.

# Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you. And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang love us, too. Hi, ho. Everywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, our fine four-fendered friend. Our fine four-fendered…Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Bang Bang yeah! #

Bumblebee tuna.

If you were me, then I’d be you, and I’d use your body to get to the top. You can’t stop me no matter who you are!

What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?

They did not know about disease until the white man came.

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Alrighty Then!

There’s no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.

Say uncle! Say uncle!

Allrighty, then! Shall we go to jail?

Well done, Ace! You must be very proud!

That’s okay. I don’t like it anymore. Really.

Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.

  

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