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Ace, the Wachutus are a blood-thirsty, savage tribe. If they catch you, they will show no mercy!

I have never known a man.

What answer do you seek?

Negative. No sign. Wait a second, I think I got him.

Oh him. Right this way…

You’re an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some…shotty masonry work.

No. Wait. THERE it is!

You know you could poke somebody’s eyes out with that thing.

Hi there. Nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna!

Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?

Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

Can you feel it, Captain Compost?

Guano! They have Guano!

Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!

Awww man! Can you believe it. It was right there!

Do I have something in my teeth?

Fe Fi Fo Fum! I smell…the fingerprints of scum!

Great! I’ll go tell the others!

Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?

That’s what you slipped in! That’s what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.

It is the mucus that binds us.

Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.

You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.

Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do.


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