Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls - MovieQuoter

Yes, but to the natives…Shikaka.

I think he said, she’s not a virgin.

Guano bowls! Collect the whole set…

In the light of this great personal sacrifice you’ve made, I have no choice…but to take the case.

Those are very nice! But I am a child of light. A pure spirit. I am no longer encumbered by the appetites of the flesh.

We are all children of the same life force.

OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It’s probably lying in a big pile of

You’re outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you’re out.

Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.

I’ve never seen them like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

I’ll meet you at the bottom. There’s still one more thing I must do before I go…

You make me smile. And yet, I am troubled. You see, the man my father wants me to marry…I am worried I will not please him.

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy.

Isn’t this incredible? IT’S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!

Do you have a dollar?

This took you eighty years to achieve!

But I thought you said…

That’s what you slipped in! That’s what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN I’M GOOD!

Ace, the Wachutus are a blood-thirsty, savage tribe. If they catch you, they will show no mercy!

I have never known a man.

What answer do you seek?

Negative. No sign. Wait a second, I think I got him.

Oh him. Right this way…

  

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