Movie Quotes for Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

It’s DARK! I could fall into a precipice!

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It’s made from guano.

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Thanks for the free parking.

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It’s lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn!

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The Great White Bat, of course.

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Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.

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Guano is their main raw material, they’re using it to made a lot of things in the village.

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Just what sort of bat are we talking about?

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Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.

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He bends over and speaks from his rear.

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There’s someone on the wing! Some…THING! I’m sorry, what were you saying?

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The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don’t you?

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Say hello to my STINKY little friend!

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And my work habits?

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Wunderbar! he exclaimed with great relish.

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My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.

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We can pay you handsomely.

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I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.

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Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!

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I am now a child of light. Your earthly money holds no appeal to me.

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We should head back now.

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Master…break it to them gently.

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Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!

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Hi-Yo, Silver! Away!

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Where iz zhe bat?

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Yes, but to the natives…Shikaka.

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I think he said, she’s not a virgin.

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Guano bowls! Collect the whole set…

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In the light of this great personal sacrifice you’ve made, I have no choice…but to take the case.

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Those are very nice! But I am a child of light. A pure spirit. I am no longer encumbered by the appetites of the flesh.

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We are all children of the same life force.

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OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It’s probably lying in a big pile of

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You’re outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you’re out.

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Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!

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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.

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I’ve never seen them like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

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I’ll meet you at the bottom. There’s still one more thing I must do before I go…

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You make me smile. And yet, I am troubled. You see, the man my father wants me to marry…I am worried I will not please him.

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Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

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I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy.

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Isn’t this incredible? IT’S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!

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Do you have a dollar?

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This took you eighty years to achieve!

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But I thought you said…

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That’s what you slipped in! That’s what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN I’M GOOD!

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Ace, the Wachutus are a blood-thirsty, savage tribe. If they catch you, they will show no mercy!

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I have never known a man.

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What answer do you seek?

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Negative. No sign. Wait a second, I think I got him.

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Oh him. Right this way…

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You’re an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some…shotty masonry work.

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No. Wait. THERE it is!

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You know you could poke somebody’s eyes out with that thing.

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Hi there. Nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna!

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Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?

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Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!

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Can you feel it, Captain Compost?

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Guano! They have Guano!

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Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!

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Awww man! Can you believe it. It was right there!

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Do I have something in my teeth?

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Fe Fi Fo Fum! I smell…the fingerprints of scum!

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Great! I’ll go tell the others!

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Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?

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That’s what you slipped in! That’s what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.

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It is the mucus that binds us.

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Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.

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You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

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Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.

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Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do.

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Greenwall, hit the lights! The switch on the wall beside you! Go for it!…Flick it, QUICK!

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But I am yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness.

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You’ve just attained it.

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Very impressive…might I ask, how?

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Don’t you think you should investigate?

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If I may interject! We’re short of space, and it’s important for you to use your talents. Let me help you pack.

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Who is this ghastly man?

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Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.

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Yes! Just now! You are one! I can see it in your eyes. You’re more one than anyone!

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Are your legs sore? Do you want me to carry you?

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I can feel it like it’s right…In my neck!

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Your aura is weakening…

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No man here carries with him a label.

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Oh yes, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he’s an American.

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Yes of course we are.

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Well, perhaps this will assist your decision.

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They are a temple of the reproductive organs.

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I was just…practicing my mantra.

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Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall – a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent…thing.

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Surely…The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.

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Re-he-he-eally? No. I cannot. For I am sorely needed…here, at the ashram.

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# Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you. And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang love us, too. Hi, ho. Everywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, our fine four-fendered friend. Our fine four-fendered…Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Bang Bang yeah! #

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Bumblebee tuna.

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If you were me, then I’d be you, and I’d use your body to get to the top. You can’t stop me no matter who you are!

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What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?

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They did not know about disease until the white man came.

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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Alrighty Then!

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There’s no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.

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Say uncle! Say uncle!

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Allrighty, then! Shall we go to jail?

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Well done, Ace! You must be very proud!

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That’s okay. I don’t like it anymore. Really.

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Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.

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What did he just say?

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Bumbawe Atuna…Bumbawe Atuna…

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That’s alright, I have an incredibly high threshold for pain

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Holy Monkey!

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Loo-oo-ser!

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Spank you, Helpy Helperton.

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That’s a lovely wrap you’re wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

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Like a glove!

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Hey! What are you? H. R. Shove ‘n Stuff?

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I’ll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

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Kinda hot in these rhinos…

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Nobody wants to play with me!

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They can tell that?

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Guano! Why’s that sounding so familiar?

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Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!

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Excuse me, your balls are showing.

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Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

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Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.

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Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you’re a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.

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Yes, I have one right here. It’s bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

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