Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - MovieQuoter

Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I’m gone.

Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle.


WOW., Ray Finkle’s house, I can’t wait to meet him

Where the hell’s the smelt?

Ace, this is not the time. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I’m history.

Gee, Chuck, the date started out good. Just before we got to the party she seemed to tense up.

Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. In time you could develop a tumour.

Uh oh, I think I heard a toilet flush. Maybe somebody lost a turtle.

That’s why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!

Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous.

I have exorcised the demons…this house is clear.

You’re a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.

No, this is Ace…um, Tom Ace.

Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the bathroom.

How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?

You know, you’re just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn’t work out and you don’t know how to express your anger.

Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.

Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!

What would you know about pressure.

Come to me jungle friends.

Well, why don’t you cry about it. Saddlebags.

New England clam chowder.

No, this is my date. He’s a lawyer.

Very, very well, thank you.


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