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Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.

Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Ah, I can never remember that. White.

Good night, everybody. You’ve been a wonderful audience, I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

I don’t give a good goddamn about that fish. Fillet it and fast food it if’ya want’to. All I give a damn about’s, winning the Super Bowl. My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place. Shit, Roger, you been in this business a long time. You know how superstitious these guys are.

I said, get out of the tank now!

Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then.

I need some refreshments, Dan. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? I’ll be right back, Dan.

This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I swear if you do anything to embarass me in front of Camp…

Hey Ventura, Ventura. Make any good collars lately, or were they leashes.

Why did it have to happen now, two weeks before the Superbowl?

Ray ain’t coming home

Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

I’ve got a quarterback who puts his socks on backwards, since high school. I’ve got a line backer who has not washed his jockey strap in two years because he thinks flies are lucky.

Ace, Where are you?

I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard ‘em again this mornin’ scratchin’ around.

Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin’s head. I am saying to Snowflake, Akay!…Akay Akay Akay? und he is saying AKay Akay! und he is up on ze tail Eeeeeeeeee! und you can quote him!

Oh yeah? What’s all this pet food for?

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I’ve been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak

Or we could try it now.

No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

Did you have any trouble getting in?

They’re wonderful, aren’t they?

Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.

  

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