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Well, does he have a name, or should I call him lawyer?

Poor guy with a motive, baby.


I think it’s the pt.

No sir, I’m just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland.

Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.

For God’s sake, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a pool man!

Oh there is just one more thing Lieutenant…

Mr. Shickadance, I told you – you’re my first priority. I’m on a very big case right now. Check this out.

HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Thought I left, didn’t ya?

You know what? I’m not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave.

I’m sorry sir, I was just going to say, that it’s not a fish, it’s a mammal.

You really love animals, don’t you?

Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?

Come to me my animal friends!

That’s a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He’s offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you’re paid.

Go ahead. Snoop around!

Have you ever heard of FAN?

Why? So you can beat him?

Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura…

Well? Are you satisfied?

For as long as I’ve known him.

Sure, right over there.


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