Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - MovieQuoter

Who let Dr. Dolittle in?

Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

Shoot him! Shoot him!

…you owe me rent.

Is that the red or the white?

Where is Snowflake?

Yes, yes, oh yes! Can you feel that buddy? I have exorcised the demons. This house is clean.

If it gets cold enough.

Now, kiss and make up.

Heads up! Good defense! Good defense!

I’ll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.

What’s the point, Ventura?

You’re certain you had to open this door.

Once you get inside my head, there’s no turning back baby.

I’m ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance. I know there’s a lot of riding on it, but it’s all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind.

It was all that Dan Marino’s fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

No matter what’s going on in my life, I can always watch them swim and be totally at peace.

Uncle Fester is looking for you.

I never bring my work home with me, sir.

Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname The Mule the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Ok, I’m really gonna go this time.

But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL’s All Time Bonehead Plays you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.

No, no kill him.

Has he always had a history of mental illness?

  

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