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I never bring my work home with me, sir.

Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname The Mule the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Ok, I’m really gonna go this time.

But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL’s All Time Bonehead Plays you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.

No, no kill him.

Has he always had a history of mental illness?

Because he’s about to join Snowflake. I’ve got to know where he is.

Alright, Ventura. Make it quick.

I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake’s tank. It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We’re talking mental institute escapee. I saw the guy’s room. Cozy if you’re Hannibal Lecter!

What do you know about Ray Finkle?

I gotta go guys! I gotta date with your mothers!

He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!

Hmm-mmm. I don’t smoke. It’s a disgusting habit.

I’m so Sorry Mr. Ace, I’ll have the plumbing checked immediately.

Pleasure to meet you.

You got anymore of that gum?

What the…That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Thanks! Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?

…a great humanitarian, and lover of all animals, Mr. Ace Ventura!

Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I’m gone.

Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle.


WOW., Ray Finkle’s house, I can’t wait to meet him

Where the hell’s the smelt?


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