Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - MovieQuoter

Come to me jungle friends.

Well, why don’t you cry about it. Saddlebags.

New England clam chowder.

No, this is my date. He’s a lawyer.

Very, very well, thank you.

You’re unbelievable. Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made.

Why don’t come to take a look inside? C’mon. C’mon!

We’ll find the porpoise.

I’m gonna execute a button-hook pattern, super slo-mo.

Thank you, miss Jacques Cousteau.

You’ve done some fine detective work…’Ace’.

I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don’t see a dolphin around here, do you?

Oh yeah? And you’re ugly.

What do you want?

Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!

Hi, I’m Melissa Robinson.

…and a clean pair of shorts.

Receipts, what about receipts? There’s gotta be receipts.

Hi, I’m Dan Marino and if anyone knows the value of protection it’s me.

Captain’s Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the…nearest decimal point. We’ve…traveled back in time to save an ancient species from…total annihilation. SO FAR…no…signs of aquatic life, but I’m going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I’m going to find it. I’ve…GOT TO, MISTER.

Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.

Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Ah, I can never remember that. White.

Good night, everybody. You’ve been a wonderful audience, I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

I don’t give a good goddamn about that fish. Fillet it and fast food it if’ya want’to. All I give a damn about’s, winning the Super Bowl. My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place. Shit, Roger, you been in this business a long time. You know how superstitious these guys are.


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