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Go to third, go to third!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Brenda Ferrari
Character:
Racine Catcher
Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
I like the high ones!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
You ever been married?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
You think there are men in this country who ain’t seen your bosoms?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Well I was just wonderin’ why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
What should we do – send the boys returning from WAR back to the kitchen?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
You fell out of a hotel. That’s how you hurt it.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
It’s the second time he dropped that Bible since she’s been in.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Go to third, go to third, keep goin’, Mae!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Character:
Peaches first base coach
What do you mean some of us?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
Hey, how’d you do that?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Well, let me think…yeah, twice.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
You stink, you’re lousy, you’re only the best player in the league.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Character:
Little Boy
You know, I really thought you were a ballplayer.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
If we paid you a little bit more, Jimmy, do you think you could be just a little more disgusting?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
David Strathairn
Character:
Ira Lowenstein
Well, there was a fire.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Stilwell Angel? Oh it’s good to see you again. Where’s your mom?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lynn Cartwright
Character:
Older Dottie
How good am I?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Why don’t you give her a break, Jimmy…
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
The way you were pitching, Stilwell could have hit off you.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
I know my girl ain’t so pretty as these girls, but that’s my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn’t know any better. She loves to play. Don’t make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Eddie Jones
Character:
Dave Hooch
What’s your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Ryan Olsen
Character:
Dollbody Kid
Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls…be plentiful. Lord, I’d just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is – she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that’s it.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Hey, where did you come from?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Well, you were wrong.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Michael Haley
Character:
Umpire
Ah, no. You know, I’m married…
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
I don’t plan on wearing it that long.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
That was clear inside. That was clear inside…
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Character:
Batter at reunion game
It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. The hard…is what makes it great.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Well, that is blunt. Ahem. No sir, I’ve, uh, quit drinking.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Mae. What are you giving her to read?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Bitty Schram
Character:
Evelyn Gardner
Keep goin’, Mae, all the way!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Freddie Simpson
Character:
Ellen Sue Gotlander - Shortstop
Which you started, which I had to pay for.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
I, I gave away five years at the end my career to drink. Five years. And now there isn’t anything I wouldn’t give to get back any one day of it.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Yeah. It is only a game, Jimmy. It’s only a game, and, and, I don’t need this. I have Bob; I don’t need this. At all.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Well, I’m a Peach.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Bitty Schram
Character:
Evelyn Gardner
You know, if I had your job, I’d kill myself! Wait here, I’ll see if I can dig up a pistol.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
Ow. Doesn’t that hurt them?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
My train leaves at eight o’clock, I’ve got ten minutes to pack.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
You’ve seen the error of your ways.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
Has anybody seen my new red hat?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Anne Ramsay
Character:
Helen Haley
Okay, let’s make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Well, bite my butt and call me an apple! She nearly took her head off!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Stadium announcer
Mae. What did you say?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Hey, what are you going to do about Ms. Cuthbert? How are you going to get past her?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
It just got too hard.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Batter up, hear that call. The time has come for one & all…To play ball. We are the members of the All American League. We come from cities near & far. We have got Canadians, Irish ones & Swedes. We are all for one, we are one for all, we are all American. Each girl stands, her head so proudly high. Her motto Do or Die. She is not the one to use or need an alibi. Our chaperones are not too soft they are not too tough. Our managers are on the ball. We have got a president who really knows his stuff. We are all for one we are one for all we are all American.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Character:
Rockford Peaches
It was made very clear to me what I’m supposed to do here. I smile, wave my little hat…I did that, so when do I get paid?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
No, Bob and I are driving home. To Oregon.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Shit, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I’m in no position to tell anyone how to live. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It’s what lights you up, you can’t deny that.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Well, we got as far as Yellowstone Park…then we turned back.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Then why are you still here?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
What do you suggest?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Larissa Collins
Character:
Charm School assistant
This will be better than a movie!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Anne Ramsay
Character:
Helen Haley
Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
I can’t. I don’t have a name on the checklist.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Robert Stanton
Character:
Western Union Man
You go out, wave your cap, give the people a thrill.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
This is what it’s going to be like in the factories, too, I suppose, isn’t it? The men are back Rosie turn in your rivets. We told them it was their patriotic duty to get out of the kitchen and go to work; and now when the men come back we’ll send them back to the kitchen.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
David Strathairn
Character:
Ira Lowenstein
Where are you going?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Yeah! NO. And do you know why?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Ballplayers. I don’t have ballplayers, I’ve got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
And how about Marla Hooch. What a hitter.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Announcer
Well, if you have any trouble, you know who to blame.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Well, it’s not exactly like that…I hurt my knee.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Does he know how good you are?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Evelyn. Your kid ate the line up.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Listen, yesterday that was a ball, tomorrow it might be a ball, but today it’s a strike.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Keith Schrader
Character:
Umpire
Because there’s no crying in baseball. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
David Strathairn
Character:
Ira Lowenstein
Now batting for the Peaches, #5, center fielder, Mae Mordabito.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Stadium announcer
Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
Lay off the high ones!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Kimono, kimono. Off. And. Gr – Gra – Grabbd.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Ann Cusack
Character:
Shirley Baker
She’s turning ’round first, she’s heading up to third. Mordabito’s heading past second!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Stadium announcer
Hi, my name’s Mae, and that’s more than a name, that’s an attitude.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
C’mon Dottie, you ain’t on the farm any more, live a little bit!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
You’re gonna lose. You’re gonna lose. You stink.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Justin Scheller
Character:
Stilwell 'Stilwell Angel' Gardner
Alright, Mae, center field, lead off.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
You haven’t changed one bit.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lynn Cartwright
Character:
Older Dottie
Hi. Can you read, honey?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Anne Ramsay
Character:
Helen Haley
It don’t fit you, Mae, it’s too tight.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Well, now, I was going to send you a thank-you card, Mr. Harvey, but I wasn’t allowed anything sharp to write with.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Boy, did she smack that one on the kisser. No wonder they call her All the Way Mae.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Michael Haley
Character:
Umpire
Hey, hey, hey, you guys, come on! How hard can it be to make a lineup? Come on!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
I’m a goddamn Peach!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
After the first month of league play, the shine still isn’t off these diamond gals. Alice Skeeter Gaspers says legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get shiny – Betty Grable has nothing on these gals. Helen Haley has not only been a member of several championship amateur teams she is also an accomplished coffee maker.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Announcer
Yeah, I’m just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I’m on my way.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
I, uh, yeh, I, uh…I freely admit, sir, I had no right to…sell off the team’s equipment like that; that won’t happen again.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Mom died…a few years ago.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Mark Holton
Character:
Older Stilwell
I think it’s how she entertains herself, Doc.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Dirt in the skirt, Mae! Dirt in the skirt!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Ya know they got over a hundred girls here. So some of yous are going home.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
It gets really good after that. Look. The delivery boy walks in…
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Can I help you with something?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Girls, girls, please! Mr. Goosatelli shan’t be returning.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Pauline Brailsford
Character:
Miss Cuthbert
All right, everyone, let’s listen up now, listen up. Hey! I don’t know what that kid is doing, but get him away from the tape! Stilwell Something important has just happened. I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out, I get a bonus when we get to the World Series. So, let’s play hard, let’s play smart, use your heads.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Then there’s pretty Dottie Henson, who plays like Gehrig, and looks like Garbo. Uh-uh, fellas, keep your mitts to yourself; she’s married. And there’s her kid sister Kit, who’s as single as they come. Enough concentrated oomph for a whole carload of Hollywood starlets.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Announcer
Wait, just give me the telegram.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Hey, Dottie? thanks for gettin’ me into the league.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
Excuse Me! Excuse Me! I have a telegram for one of you ladies from the War Department. Let’s see here…boy, I hate these, these are the worst! The least the Army could do is send someone personally, to tell you your husband is dead. Darn, I had the name right here! Well I gotta go back and get this straightened out.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Robert Stanton
Character:
Western Union Man
One of them was, yeah.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
For goodness sake, Kit, keep your voice down, your father is listening to the radio.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rae Allen
Character:
Ma Keller
That was uncalled for.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Anne Ramsay
Character:
Helen Haley
Dottie, you going to come with us?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
I’m Ernie Capadino. I’m a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars – you know, the candy?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they’re constipated.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
No, Hitler.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
How do I look?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Go join your team.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Don S. Davis
Character:
Charlie Collins, Racine Coach
Now, Jimmy, you have some pretty good ballplayers here. You ought to give them a little bit of your…
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
David Strathairn
Character:
Ira Lowenstein
I could have finished.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
It’s funny to you. Your drinking is funny. You’re a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would’ve laid off the booze.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
This week, on The World of sports: When the boys are overseas and off to war baseball pitches in for the war effort. Trading bats for bullets Yankees star Joe DiMaggio promises to give those Nazis a jolt. Ace fire baller Bob Feller has traded Cleveland gray for navy blue. Baseball biggest stars say: Look out Mr. Hitler the Yanks are coming not to mention the Indians Red Sox and Tigers.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
David L. Lander
Character:
Radio Sportscaster
This is you! You’re with us! You’re a Rockford Peach!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Anne Ramsay
Character:
Helen Haley
We’ll bury her, I know a guy!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Shirley Baker…Shirley Baker…okay, let’s take a look.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Anne Ramsay
Character:
Helen Haley
All right…what’s your name?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Anne Ramsay
Character:
Helen Haley
Hey Mae, Mae, your date’s here.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Mae! Come here! Is that her?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Vera Johnson
Character:
Older Doris
Oh I’m so sorry to hear that. She was a great woman and a damn fine ball player.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lynn Cartwright
Character:
Older Dottie
You got yourself into the league. I just got you on the train.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Mmm-hmm. They’ll pay you 75 dollars a week.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
That’s that lump three feet above our ass, right, Jimmy?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
We only make 30 at the dairy.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
…And what am I supposed to do, huh? Go back to taxi dancin’? Ten cents so some slob can sweat gin all over me? I’m never doin’ that again! So you go back there and you tell ol’ rich Mr. Old Chocolate Man that he ain’t closing ME down!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Have a little trouble with the bears, did ya?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Thanks, Mae. Milky white bre – breasts.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Ann Cusack
Character:
Shirley Baker
She’s in there with a triple!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Stadium announcer
I don’t know, is it?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Eunice Anderson
Character:
Older Mae
Well then, this would be more, wouldn’t it?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
Ohh. I don’t know why you get dressed at all.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Evelyn. Evelyn. I’m sorry but I have to kill your son.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
She’s headed into third!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Stadium announcer
Dottie, I married a plastic surgeon.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Eugenia McLin
Character:
Older Ellen Sue
Hey, Jimmy, you look like shit. Don’t you ever shave?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
And a lotta liquor!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Careers and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women, with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children, and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to? And now the most disgusting example of this sexual confusion: Mr. Walter Harvey of Harvey bars is presenting us with women’s baseball. Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families are gathered at Harvey Field, to see which one of them can be the most masculine. Mr. Harvey, like your candy bars, you’re completely…nuts.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Laurel Cronin
Character:
Maida Gillespie
Keep that kid away from me for just one game!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Oh yeah? Well, why don’t you do it, Oregon?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Hey, no skin off my ashtabula. You want to stay here plucking cows, that’s your business.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
I knew it, ya killed Ms. Cuthbert!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don’t eat it.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
What are you lookin’ at?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Until you did that, I couldn’t tell if you were…drunk or dead.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
David Strathairn
Character:
Ira Lowenstein
No, I just can’t afford it.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
In the forty-three years I’ve been practicing medicine, I never saw a woman throw up that much!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Wantland L. Sandel Jr.
Character:
Doctor
Come on now, one foot in front of the other, see?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
…there’s a shot into right center it’s…up the alley!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Harry Shearer
Character:
Stadium announcer
You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? This is our daughter Dottie and this is our other daughter Dottie’s sister. Should’ve just had you and bought a dog!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
Mae! Mae! Don’t use my bat! Use Marla’s. It’s heavier.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
Her. M – mi – mil – mil – milky, milky. White, white. Milky white.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Ann Cusack
Character:
Shirley Baker
Yeah. When I heard about this, I…I felt I owed it to her to be here. She always said it was the best time she ever had in her entire life.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Mark Holton
Character:
Older Stilwell
Where’d you get that dress?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
If your knees are up for it, go ahead.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
C’mon, no hitter, no hitter!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Brenda Ferrari
Character:
Racine Catcher
Mae’s going to poison her dinner.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Lori Petty
Character:
Kit Keller
Can we just hold each other for the rest of our lives?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
A lot of night games.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Ellie Weingardt
Character:
Charm School instructor
Oh, what the difference does it make? She’s reading, okay? That’s the important thing. Now go away, go, shoo, shoo. Go ahead, Shirley, you’re doing good.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
What did you do to her?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Take me home momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
David L. Lander
Character:
Radio Sportscaster
Taking a little day trip?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Hi Dottie. Remember me? You’re gonna lose!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Mark Holton
Character:
Older Stilwell
OK, some of them are going home.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Nothin’, we just gave her a dress.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rosie O'Donnell
Character:
Doris Murphy
I’m so sick of being blamed for every thing that’s bothering you. I got you into this league, God damnit! I didn’t even want to be here.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Hey, that’s good advice!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Why don’t you get an organ grinder, I could do a little dance.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Well, I could certainly use the money.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
We’re gonna win…We’re gonna win!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Hey, this is official. This is from the War Department! C’mon, that’s official business! I’m coming back!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Robert Stanton
Character:
Western Union Man
I singin’ to Nelson, ain’t I baby?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Megan Cavanagh
Character:
Marla Hooch - 2nd Base
Can’t we do both?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Ryan Olsen
Character:
Dollbody Kid
That’s the guy. He’s starting a girls’ baseball league, so he can make a buck while the boys are overseas. Wanna play?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
A road house called the Sud’s Bucket.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Madonna
Character:
Mae Mordabito
Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It’s a real league, professional.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
We’re gonna win!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Don’t run, you’ll scare the chickens.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Rae Allen
Character:
Ma Keller
By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
It was an important game; it got us into the playoffs.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Are you crying? There’s no crying in baseball!
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Tom Hanks
Character:
Jimmy Dugan
Oh piss on your hat.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Let me be blunt. Are you still a fall-down drunk?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Garry Marshall
Character:
Walter Harvey
What do you say I smack you around for a while?
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Geena Davis
Character:
Dottie Hinson
Well, it would bruise the hell out of me.
Movie:
A League of Their Own
Actor:
Jon Lovitz
Character:
Ernie Capadino
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