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I got the deal of a lifetime! Fifty-fifty, you and me, what do you say! Okay, okay, okay, sixty-forty! That’s my final offer!

…he thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.

I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I’m setting up a guy who’s incredibly important to us, who’s going to tell me where the loot is and if they’re going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?

How could a bright and smart girl like you have a brother who is so…

How about…because I have the key to the safety deposit box?

Archie? Do you speak Italian?

You know your problem? You don’t like winners.

Just, counting the seconds to the weekends so they can all dress up like ballerinas and whip themselves into a frenzy at the flat at 4. 2B St.

Does he get to handle them?

Ken! Ken! Wait, wait, Ken! Kenny! I…may I call you Kenny?

Apes don’t read philosophy.

You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English…!

You’re a very attractive man, Ken. You’re…smart, you’ve got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly.

I Wendy- I Wanda- I wonder…

Ok…Ok…DISAPPOINTED. Son of a bitch. What do you have to do in this world to make people trust you?

Death!

So the old lady’s gonna m-m-m-meet with an accident eh K-K-K-K-Ken?

You realise he’s in court tomorrow?

Oh, my God…Oh…Oh my God. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

I know. I know that!

Even if you were my brother I’d still want to fuck you.

We need to talk.

superior, so fucking superior with those phony accents.

May I kiss you, Ken?

He doesn’t have a clue.