Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes from A Fish Called Wanda - MovieQuoter

Please, I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck were you doing robbing your own house?

My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.

Son of a bitch!

Aisle or window, smoking or non?

Shit! Fucking Limey cement.

Pork away pal. Fuck her blue.

So…how are you going to get friendly with this lawyer?

Otto t-t-tried to k-k-kiss me.

When you say friendly what are we talking about here? Cordial? Courteous? Supportive? What?

It’s K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?

And don’t call me Otto. To you I am Mr…

I’m really really sorry, I apologise unreservedly.

I used to box for Oxford.

Look, you obviously don’t know anything about intelligence work, lady. It’s an X-K-Red-27 technique.

You tell those pigs to fuck off.

Wake up Limey fish!

You just wanted to get me into bed.

What are you thinking, Archie?

I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito. Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino a fare l’amore appassionato. Uno sbaglio grande! But it’s such an ugly language. How about…Russian?

So, friendly might include actual…what penetration?

I looked at the clock…because I was saying to myself…It’s five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?

Okay, fine, Ken! Come at me, give me your best shot! Go on, Ken! You don’t have the guts, admit it!

People are always taking advantage of me.

Wanda, do you have any idea what it’s like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone Are you married? and hearing My wife left me this morning or saying, uh, Do you have children? and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see Wanda we’ll all terrified of embarrassment. That’s why we’re so…dead. Most of my friends are dead you know we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you’re alive God bless you and I want to be I’m so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you Wanda. I’m a good lover – at least used to be back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?

Hello, Mr. Burglar! Going somewhere? Thought you could rob Mr. Leach, eh? Well, I’m going to teach you a lesson!


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