Chinese Pills Contain Human Flesh. You’ve Gotta Tell Them!

AsiaThousands of pills filled with powdered human flesh have been discovered by customs officials in South Korea, it was revealed today. The capsules are in demand because they are viewed as being a medicinal ‘cure-all’. The grim trade is being run from China… The discoveries since last August has shocked even hardened customs agents who have pledged to strengthen inspections.


I’ll be honest with you.  There’s a lot more to this story.  A lot of gruesome details I didn’t excerpt because I read them and am doing everything in my power to forget them.  Trust me, you’re better off just NOT knowing.  The only reason I even brought this story up is that I’d be derelict in my duty if I didn’t say: “Chinese medicinal cure-all!  It’s… PEOPLE!!!”

I’m sorry.  Truly I am.  But I had no choice.  Now let’s all forget this ever happened.  @JerryThornton1

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