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What is going on here?

I know what you’ve been doing! The vitamins, the workouts, it’s against the rules! I’m going to report you to Mrs. Trumper and then you’ll be sorry.

You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching Batman & Robin” all over again.

‘Scuse me. You know those eight guys in the fantail launch out there? Well, none of ‘em are gonna make it out of the harbor alive.

Fascinating. Want a pretzel?

I’ll drink to your leg.

That makes a lot of sense.

Yes, you are.

Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit!

No, I can’t do that. But if I can get him close enough to this cage, I think that I can get him in the mouth or the eye…

Doctor, there is no need for me to come to Brisbane, when I have a great white shark right here!

Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all. Now, why don’t you take a long, close look at this sign.

That’s a twenty footer.

The height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains. The torso has been severed in mid-thorax; there are no major organs remaining…

You pulled the wrong one. You screw around with these tanks, and they’re gonna blow up!

Right arm has been severed above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature…partially denuded bone remaining…

They caught A shark, not THE shark. Big difference. Not the shark that killed Chrissie Watkins…and probably not the shark that killed the little boy…which I wanted to prove today, by cutting the shark open…

Quint, that doesn’t prove a damn thing!

Well, I think I can pump 20 cc’s of strictnine nitrate into him, if I can get close enough.

It’s Wednesday…eh, it’s Tuesday, I think.

I got that beat.

This is what happens. It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus – possibly Longimanus or Isurus glauca. Now…the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters. Didn’t you get on a boat and check out these waters?

Ah. Just like I thought…He came up with the Gulf Stream – from southern waters.

I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

Naw, a tiger shark’s like a garbage can, it’ll eat anything. Someone probably threw that in a river.


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