Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Austin - MovieQuoter

A life.

And payback.

Well, bombs away!

Any girl with a guitar is hot.

Let’s make like a tree and… branch!

I got two words for ya, Jake: Prom Queen… material.

Little Ms. Run Home To Her Daddy, ran home to her daddy.

Granted, she’s a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen.

So baby’s got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy.

No, I think I’ll stick around, maybe tell Janie a little s-e-c-r-a… p.

No, man, I think I’ll hang around. Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T-P…

Looks like you’ve got a thing for butt-ugly girls, Mr. I’ve Got A Thing For Butt-Ugly Girls!

Jake Wyler. So congratulations man, you just blew my perfect season. Senor You-Just-Blew-My-Perfect-Season!

So they’re slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick.

I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I’m looking for somebody who’s really messed up. I’m talking about a real shitbomb.

My Freshmen year I threw 176 touchdown passes. My sophomore year I ran in 14 myself… with a sprained ankle, a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum, and a sub dermal hematoma.

All I said was: I’m pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I’m telling you a secret which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.

All I said was, I’m pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so Jake here thinks that I’m telling you a big secret which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals… a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.

Good Lord! It’s a gusher!

Really?

Yes! Yes!

He’s right.

Who is fat.

Come again?

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