Movie Quotes for Austin

Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don’t smack my bottom, Mummy…

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Come again?

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That sort of thing could get a man…fired?

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Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?

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I was just thinking the same.

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Where’s Dr. Evil’s secret volcano lair?

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I don’t know, baby, I never looked.

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The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it.

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Paging Dr. Freud.

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Swallows – that’s an interesting name.

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OK, you’re an animal! Yes, there we go. You’re a tiger! You’re Tony the Tiger! You’re grrreat! Very good. Loving it. Now you’re a lemur. Running as a pack. We go left. We go right. There’s a predator out of the jungle. What’s going on? Burrow! That’s right, you’re a lemur. That’s all you’ve got. You don’t have sharp teeth capable of biting. Make an interconnected series of tunnels like the Viet Cong. And look. I’m not even shooting you. It’s crazy. And I’m spent.

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Oh, no, I’ve gone cross-eyed.

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Do I really have to ask you two more times?

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Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I’m still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the ’90s and traveled back to…

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Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now is it?

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Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?

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Grr, baby! Very grr!

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Where’s Dr. Evil hiding?

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I’m you ten minutes from now.

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who is fat.

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Yes, Yes, Yes! NO NO!

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Cor! This coffee smells like shit!

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Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by DAMN DIRTY APES.

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Oh, good. Then it’s not just me.

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I think he was…hot…for…you?

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Well, of course you haven’t had…the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.

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It’s a bit nutty.

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I can guess, baby.

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You shut your mouth, you bastard,

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And I’m spent.

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Oh, be-have.

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November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave.

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Who sent you?

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How does that feel, baby?

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Me spuds are boiling.

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Well how could you do it?

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Which is it, baby, Spitz or Swallows?

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Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.

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Oh behave!

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I choose love baby!

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We are sexy bitches, yes!

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I’ve lost my mojo.

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Oh no, baby. You’re very shagadelic.

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Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

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No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

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Are you kidding, baby? I put the grrrr in swinger baby! Yeah!

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Powers by name, powers by reputation.

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