Movie Quotes for Audrey

I have nightmares about what he does when I’m NOT lying next to him.

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They’d never hurt you, Fletcher. You’re their lawyer.

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So did you have any trouble finding the place?

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We’re not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?

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No – I divorced you because I was mad at you.

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Wow. Look at all those tattoos.

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Well, I hope it was with someone very special!

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Hm. ‘Bout time someone hit him. I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.

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Hey, Milo. Don’t you ever close that book?

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Well, I’ve got news for you, Milo. Rourke is never surprised and he’s got a lot of guns.

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Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn’t having sex nearly as often as you were.

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You’re wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit…

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I thought you said this thing could cut through a femur in twenty-eight seconds!

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She’s 24 and 0, with a shot at the title next month.

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Oh no…run ITS THE CLAW!

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Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?

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Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?

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Thank you very much?

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I took this job when my dad retired. But, the funny thing was, he always wanted sons, right? One to run his machine shop, another to be middleweight boxing champion. But, he got my sister and me, instead.

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Where are you going?

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I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.

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Uh…wanna cut the cake…Dad?

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Yes, that’s one of his best qualities.

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Ah-ha. Two for flinching.

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He worked really hard, Grandma.

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