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We haven’t seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.

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After the first month of league play, the shine still isn’t off these diamond gals. Alice Skeeter Gaspers says legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get shiny – Betty Grable has nothing on these gals. Helen Haley has not only been a member of several championship amateur teams she is also an accomplished coffee maker.

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It’s been said that the test of a man’s courage is how performs in the face of danger. Well, in the next half hour, you’re gonna meet a very unique breed of cat. The kind of man who doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. Rex Kramer, part-time airline mechanic, full-time daredevil. A man willing to risk his life for the sake of adventure. He has to chase it, confront it, and whip it. Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker!

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…for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er.

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The National Football League would like to extend a special thank-you to the man who rescued Dan Marino, and our beloved Snowflake…

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Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?

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Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational. I guess it’s the new tour sensation Happy Gilmore who’s attracting all sorts of people to this beautiful course.

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And here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria as the newly-elected prime minister has given this nation a gift of hope promising to raise the substandard minimum wage and end child labor once and for all. Already considered a living saint he has become this small country’s greatest hope for a thriving future in the new millennium.

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Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy-award winning anchor Ron Burgundy. Champ Kind, Sports. Brick Tamland, Weather. And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana. It’s the Channel 4 News at 6:00.

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Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo’s Number One News Team.

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Happy Gilmore is in big trouble, Jack. He’s lost the power to hit the long ball.

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It’s…another ship mate!

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Give him a hand, he’s British.

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Combatants Three and Eleven – Disc Wars.

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All this month, order Muchentuchen happy lunch and get actions figures from the new movie, Phantom presents Death to Zohan.

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…a great humanitarian, and lover of all animals, Mr. Ace Ventura!

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You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.

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What a shot by Happy Gilmore!

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And how about Marla Hooch. What a hitter.

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Then there’s pretty Dottie Henson, who plays like Gehrig, and looks like Garbo. Uh-uh, fellas, keep your mitts to yourself; she’s married. And there’s her kid sister Kit, who’s as single as they come. Enough concentrated oomph for a whole carload of Hollywood starlets.

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The storm of the century is hitting.

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And now, back again after 18 years: The New Adventures of Galaxy Quest.

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Limit one per customer. America is satan.

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Panda Watch! The mood is tense!

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