Movie Quotes for Angela Hayes

You’re way too uptight about sex.

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Jane, he’s a freak!

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I’m serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, Say hello to Mr. Happy.

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It’s that psycho next door. Jane, what if he worships you? What if he’s got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people’s heads and stuff?

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Of course I did. He’s like a really well known photographer. He shoots for Elle on like a regular basis. It would have been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.

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What a freak! And why does he dress like a bible salesman?

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If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him.

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Go fuck yourself, psycho!

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Hey! That’s how things really are. You just don’t know ’cause you’re this pampered little suburban chick.

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Don’t be. I think it’s funny.

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He is. If he just worked out a little, he’d be hot.

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I think it’s sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.

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Cunt! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.

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Yeah? Well, at least I’m not ugly!

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So, you’re fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick?

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What, hasn’t he got one?

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Oh, come on. Like you’ve never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he’s got a big dick.

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I’ve gotta go to the bathroom.

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If people I don’t even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.

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I don’t believe him. I mean, he didn’t even like, look at me once!

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What do you mean?

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Who are you looking for?

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I would! I would suck your dad’s big fat dick, and then I’d fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!

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She’s…she’s really happy. She thinks she’s in love.

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I don’t think that there’s anything worse than being ordinary.

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You total slut, you have a crush on him. You’re defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.

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Gross. I hate it when my mom does that.

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Your mom’s the one who’s embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad’s actually kind of cute.

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Everything that’s meant to happen does.

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It wasn’t gross. It was kinda cool.

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I was hoping you’d give me a bath. I’m very, very dirty.

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This is my first time.

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