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Jane, he’s a freak!

I’m serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, Say hello to Mr. Happy.

It’s that psycho next door. Jane, what if he worships you? What if he’s got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people’s heads and stuff?

Of course I did. He’s like a really well known photographer. He shoots for Elle on like a regular basis. It would have been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.

What a freak! And why does he dress like a bible salesman?

If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him.

Go fuck yourself, psycho!

Hey! That’s how things really are. You just don’t know ’cause you’re this pampered little suburban chick.

Don’t be. I think it’s funny.

He is. If he just worked out a little, he’d be hot.

I think it’s sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.

Cunt! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.

Yeah? Well, at least I’m not ugly!

So, you’re fucking psycho-boy on a regular basis now? Tell me, has he got a big dick?

What, hasn’t he got one?

Oh, come on. Like you’ve never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he’s got a big dick.

I’ve gotta go to the bathroom.

If people I don’t even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.

I don’t believe him. I mean, he didn’t even like, look at me once!

What do you mean?

Who are you looking for?

I would! I would suck your dad’s big fat dick, and then I’d fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!

She’s…she’s really happy. She thinks she’s in love.

I don’t think that there’s anything worse than being ordinary.

You total slut, you have a crush on him. You’re defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.