Movie Quotes for Alvin

"And we’re not sharing!"

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"Do you want to play hide the broken tv from Dave?"

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"But Theodore, wake up and smell the toffee. Dave doesn’t even want us. He doesn’t even care to come to our show."

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"Dave likes to wear, dirty underwear, with little hairs…"

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"In the words of The Donald, You’re fired!"

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"When you were in the hospital, they needed a place to stay so I told them they can stay with us."

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"Come on. Hit me!"

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"It’s a figure of speech, Simon. Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out?"

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"Idea, ding-ding-ding-ding! Who has cab fare?"

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"So, how’s that going for you, Dave?"

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"You’ll never take us alive!"

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"Um, let me ask you, have you ever written a song before?"

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"Kids, Dave…or rats?"

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"Oh it is on like Donkey Kong!"

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"Uh, were we disturbing you?"

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"And…is that your music stuff outside?"

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"Oh, that one? We read your mail by accident."

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"We don’t get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn’t happen like it should."

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"Let’s smoke some weed!"

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"Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!"

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"Now you’ll have three girls."

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"He also, David, said that we should be making 20 dollars a day."

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"Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, missed a chipmunk cause you’re slow."

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"Stupid cork! Doesn’t – Whoa!"

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"We’re not performing monkeys, Dave. Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?"

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"You’re not going to hurt me. Come on!"

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"Um, if you’re not worried, then why do you need to know?"

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"Hey, I’m taking a shower here!"

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"How long have you two been together?"

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"It’s going, It’s going."

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"Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?"

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"Is it me, or was he a little mad?"

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"She’s just so hot."

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"Eureka! I found the cheese balls!"

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"major rockstars!"

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"When you’re married and you do blow, try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. Even ugly women. Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind."

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"Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweatsocks?"

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"No. Wait! Is breakfast included?"

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"Aw, don’t give up, Dave."

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"Don’t make me kiss you. I will."

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"That hurts, Dave. That really hurts."

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"Don’t cha…Yeah, yeah, come on, come on…Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me / Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…"

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"Yep, nobody does that better than him."

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"Look, let me just put it to you like this, OK? I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess, thank you very much…"

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"Come on, quick before I get a hernia!"

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"And it’s still early."

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"You talking to me? I don’t see anyone else out here, so you must be talking to me."

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"But you’re not. You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it."

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"I’m going to eat your liver with some fava beans and nice chianti!"

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"Don’t panic! Wipe everything down! I’ll need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves, and oregano. Go!"

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"Ah, winter’s for losers!"

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"Can I stand on your lap and steer?"

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"That’s not singing, this is singing."

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"Here come the lips! The makeout train is coming!"

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"That suspension is starting to sound really good now."

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"Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust-a-move!"

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"You should’ve kissed her, Dave. She really wanted you!"

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"Cannonball!"

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"There’s this new thing, it’s called knocking!"

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"I’m waiting for the rain cycle."

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"Yippee-kie-yay, mamacita!"

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"That’s it! I can’t take this anymore! I can’t! I give up! I’m sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I’m especially sick of this stupid, stupid…tree!"

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"I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious."

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"Last one to the door is road kill!"

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"Terrible! They’re not even sniffing each other!"

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"Dave needs a little help from the love doctor."

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