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Movie Quotes for Alvin
"
And we’re not sharing!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Do you want to play hide the broken tv from Dave?"
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
But Theodore, wake up and smell the toffee. Dave doesn’t even want us. He doesn’t even care to come to our show."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Dave likes to wear, dirty underwear, with little hairs…"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
In the words of The Donald, You’re fired!"
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
When you were in the hospital, they needed a place to stay so I told them they can stay with us."
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Come on. Hit me!"
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
It’s a figure of speech, Simon. Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Idea, ding-ding-ding-ding! Who has cab fare?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
So, how’s that going for you, Dave?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
You’ll never take us alive!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Um, let me ask you, have you ever written a song before?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Kids, Dave…or rats?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Oh it is on like Donkey Kong!"
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Uh, were we disturbing you?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
And…is that your music stuff outside?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Oh, that one? We read your mail by accident."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
We don’t get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn’t happen like it should."
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
Let’s smoke some weed!"
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!"
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Now you’ll have three girls."
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
He also, David, said that we should be making 20 dollars a day."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, missed a chipmunk cause you’re slow."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Stupid cork! Doesn’t – Whoa!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
We’re not performing monkeys, Dave. Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
You’re not going to hurt me. Come on!"
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
Um, if you’re not worried, then why do you need to know?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Hey, I’m taking a shower here!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
How long have you two been together?"
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
It’s going, It’s going."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Is it me, or was he a little mad?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
She’s just so hot."
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
Eureka! I found the cheese balls!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
major rockstars!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
When you’re married and you do blow, try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. Even ugly women. Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind."
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweatsocks?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
No. Wait! Is breakfast included?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Aw, don’t give up, Dave."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Don’t make me kiss you. I will."
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
That hurts, Dave. That really hurts."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Don’t cha…Yeah, yeah, come on, come on…Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me / Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Yep, nobody does that better than him."
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Look, let me just put it to you like this, OK? I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess, thank you very much…"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Come on, quick before I get a hernia!"
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
And it’s still early."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
You talking to me? I don’t see anyone else out here, so you must be talking to me."
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
But you’re not. You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it."
Movie:
No Strings Attached
Actor:
Kevin Kline
Character:
Alvin
"
I’m going to eat your liver with some fava beans and nice chianti!"
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Don’t panic! Wipe everything down! I’ll need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves, and oregano. Go!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Ah, winter’s for losers!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Can I stand on your lap and steer?"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
That’s not singing, this is singing."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Here come the lips! The makeout train is coming!"
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
That suspension is starting to sound really good now."
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust-a-move!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
You should’ve kissed her, Dave. She really wanted you!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Cannonball!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
There’s this new thing, it’s called knocking!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
I’m waiting for the rain cycle."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Yippee-kie-yay, mamacita!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
That’s it! I can’t take this anymore! I can’t! I give up! I’m sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I’m especially sick of this stupid, stupid…tree!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Last one to the door is road kill!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Terrible! They’re not even sniffing each other!"
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
"
Dave needs a little help from the love doctor."
Movie:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Actor:
Justin Long
Character:
Alvin
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