Movie Quotes for Allen Gamble

That’s worse than what I was saying.

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Are you sure you don’t have testicular cancer?

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From everything I’ve heard, you guys are the best at these types of investigations…Outside of Enron…and AIG; and Bernie Madoff; WorldCom, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers…

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Whose baby is that? Who’s the man who did that to you?

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Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the Boys?

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I didn’t need you to stick up for me, ok? I could’ve handled that myself.

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Have some decorum, we’re at a funeral. Sshhh.

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I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.

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I think my line is being tapped. Do you remember where we did it on Halloween 3 years ago?

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Is this how you conduct yourself…in a democracy?

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Gator’s bitches better be using jimmies!

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This meal is terrible…it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, Who would slow roast a dog’s asshole and feed it to me? You would.

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Terry, I am a cop for your information, ok?

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God, this water is good. Terry, have you tried the water?

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What are you doing?

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Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

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That was an accident!

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Mr Beaman? Mr Don Beaman?

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What about Ershwon targeting the lottery?

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Yeah? You wanna talk to me?

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I’m gonna break your hip.

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I gave my love to Erin/She promised to be true/I went to war to come back/And find five British soldiers/Had their way with her/It was consensual

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First off, I missed you.

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One day I’ll get you over that wall of anger, and it will be glorious!

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We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You’re outgunned and out-manned.

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Okay, then there it is. That’s it. I thought you said ‘Bad cop, bad cop’.

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Get in the car.

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At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.

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I’m gonna make you eat a plate of human shit!

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Did you hear what I said?

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You won’t shoot me.

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OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said ‘You know what, lion tastes good, let’s go get some more lion’. We’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

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I can’t hear! I can’t hear! There’s blood blisters on my hands! Oh, my God! How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There’s no way! I call bullshit on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!

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Is there an appeal process we can…

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Whoa, your hair’s soft!

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I know. Well, you still got me.

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Wow, Mauch was upset, huh?

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I’ve can’t believe you still doubt me after everything we’ve seen. It’s a real case and I’m a real cop. We just got the wrong target for Ershwon.

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You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!

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Ok, I’ll be honest. This is only the second time I’ve ever fired this.

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Give me back my gun you punk ass bitch.

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This is real cop’s work.

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Its my car, Its a Prius.

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Apartment pop! Now get in the car.

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I’m not gonna lie to you, Don. People down here are starting to murmur that you don’t have the balls to do it.

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I’m gonna do you, grandpa style!

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To give me back my real gun?

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We don’t do that shit!

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Hey, I did my first desk pop!

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Look, there’s a lot to live for in this life. A lot of great things, like soda pop, big fresh can of soda pop.

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Yeah. I say you can do it. I mean, I don’t want you to jump, I’m saying you have the capability. Oh look, he’s flying!

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And all their fathers were hanged/And the children all got pink eye/While their Harry Potter books were burned.

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He loves you very much, Francine.

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Are you a big man? Huh? I’m talkin’ to you!

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This is all the evidence we have, and I, I truly hope you take this seriously.

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Nope. No, no. I’ve never actually put my foot all the way down to the ground with the accelerator like that. It got me slightly aroused.

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You left a note in that car!

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I need an MRI!

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It’s the code, I’m your partner. I’m here to support a friend and a work colleague.

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Look, I’m really sorry about that. I just…I saw how aggressive you were being, and I thought ‘Wow, I gotta go even bigger than that since we’re doing ‘Bad cop, bad cop’.

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Do you wake up in the mornin’ and say, I’m puttin on my big boy pants. Look I’m wearin’ a belt. I got big boy pants on.

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LRB. Little River Band.

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