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If you don’t diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA is gonna become a new underwater attraction.

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Protect the car? Come on, dad. Just because I’m a kid doesn’t mean I’m stupid.

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My dad is going to kick your ass.

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I was quite enjoying that.

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That part I missed.

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As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time – Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.

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To where? New Guinea? Where’s he gonna be that he’s gonna be out of touch?

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It is lackin’ in the crackin’, my friend.

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Why won’t you talk to me?

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Or maybe he is not interested in seeing you again.

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No honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.

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Oh please, Mom had this talk with me when I was like, 11.

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And I’m sure you won’t mind when I tell you…

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But until that time, you better be a little nicer to me. Now where’s my water?

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Wow. Imagine the patience…the dedication…

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Yeah, we are. Sorry.

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A nozh scrap any time you say.

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How many did I get right?

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I really gotta go to bed.

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Missus! It’s a matter of life and death!

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You’re asking me? I’m only 8 years old, for Christ’s sake!

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Then what is it?

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Yes, sir! That’s exactly who I am and what I am, sir. A victim, sir!

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Yeah…Yeah, I did. I thought I would come up with some really great excuse to get over here. That’s how it’s done, right?

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If a guy doesn’t call you, he doesn’t want to call you.

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I’m a policeman. My name is Alex Cross. I’m a friend of your parents.

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Excuse me? What’s that supposed to mean?

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So, I hear you’re a real dope rapper.

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Thank you very much, sir. God bless you, sir.

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Was not!

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Let’s see if I can win the teddy bear!

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Come on, Uncle Jon! Come on, come on!

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So how come they call you rabbit?

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Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

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Were we come from, we say break a leg.

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I dunno…I like you

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Seriously though, call, okay?

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Now what makes you so sure that’s what’s going to happen?

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God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes he could be a real asshole. Praying for 24 years, not one goddamn message on my answering machine. If you’re listening and I know you’re up there, thanks for all this food, since it’s the least you could do. Amen. Let’s eat.

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This is gonna be long, hard and rough.

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The buttons were so small! It made me mad!

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It’s a bird – a stork!

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You’re absolutely right, sir.

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I’d go with or what.

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Isn’t it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?

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Hey dad, there’s a strange fella sittin’ on the sofa munchy-wunching lomticks of toast.

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Fix it? How you gonna fix this?

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Hope so. Is that the end then?

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Okay, yeah, here’s the thing about that…You were right. I’d gotten so used to keeping myself at a safe distance from all these women and having the power that, that I didn’t know what it felt like when I actually fell for one of them…I didn’t know.

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Come on, come on!

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He is not interested.

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Slow down! You’re gonna kill us! There’s got to be another way! Pass it on!

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No, I mean, you do what you are. You’re born with a gift. If not that, then you get good at something along the way. And what you’re good at, you don’t take for granted. You don’t betray it.

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You do what you are Jezzie.

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Yes, sir, and a very lonely place it is too, sir, when I wake up in the middle of the night with my pain.

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Oh ho ho, no, thank you.

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Hi, hi, hi there! At last we meet. Our brief govoreet through the letter-hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?

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What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

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So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.

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I can do that stuff too…

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I broke your iPod!

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Why don’t you take me somewhere now?

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How! Me and my friends fly…fly, on great metal bird…then we plummet…

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Sucker weighs a goddang ton.

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What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?

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What are we gonna do? Talk about me sex life?

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I’m sorry I’m late.

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Hey, Gigi. It’s Alex, um, how’s it going?

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All right, let’s get one thing straight between us.

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Flip your goddamn hair.

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Jason, I haven’t been honest with you; I’m not a bikini waxer!

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She’s got a gun! Let’s get out while we can! Pass it on!

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They’re not Chinese, they’re not fighting, they’re blueberry!

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Do you know what they mean?

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Jolly good. Do you know anything about dreams?

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I just say what the other person would say?

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Well, Charlie’s not a very social person.

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Oh, no, no…not concerned really. But I’ve been having this very nasty dream. Very nasty.

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Efday shokran…efday shokran…Uncle Jon! I don’t know what this last symbol is!

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Watch that. Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.

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Boom! Crash here. We offer only happiness and good greetings.

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Wow, what a house!

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Why do they always run?

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Well, put it this way, I feel very low in myself. I can’t see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me.

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Cabbages, knickers, uh, it’s not got a…A BEAK!

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Tell them no! Pull up! They’ll kill us! There’s gotta be another way! Pass it on!

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I haven’t lost it, I just can’t find it. There’s a difference.

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It’s…it’s impossible. I don’t believe it.

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Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.

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You’re not my partner.

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What are you doing?

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Hey, I know him. He’s the curator. He works at the British Museum.

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Hey, Kelli Ann. Uh, did I get any calls?

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Whoa, mom! When did you learn to do that?

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Initiative comes to thems that wait.

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Hey. The Book of the Dead.

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Thanks for the offer but my hands aren’t going anywhere near your staff.

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Whoa, that was amazing! Perfect aim.

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Excuse me, Mrs. Can you please help? There’s been a terrible accident! My friend’s in the middle of the road bleeding to death! Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?

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Mom, dad, I can explain everything.

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Well, yeah, okay, don’t start doodling my name on your binder, okay.

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Yeah, yeah, I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up.

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Are you asking me out on a date Jimmy Smith Jr?

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Hey! Happy Slappers! Is there any reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!

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Oh? And what’s so stinking about it?

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Thank you very much for this chance, sir.

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Hold on, hold on a second. Who made you…king of the plane wreck?

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If you’re ever in Manhattan, feel free to call first.

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Oh, my God, you’re hit!

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Marty, it looks like this is it! I just want you to know, you’re a one in a million friend!

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Look, I can’t stop thinking about you. I…It’s a problem. I drive by your place; I call and hang up; I’ve turned into…

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As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.

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You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?

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Uh, just wondering how you’re doing. I haven’t talked to you in a little while and, uh, just wondering how you’re doing.

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You were so good outside.

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That’s it! That’s it!

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I wanna prove to my dad that I’m a real lion.

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A rather intolerable pain in the head, Brother Sir. I think it should be clear by this after lunch.

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My dad? He’s always been…like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.

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Ah, Gigi, he’s not coming. But you can tell me the story about the molars; I’d love to hear it.

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Why did you take off?

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What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.

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Police…ghastly horrible police…they beat me up, sir.

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Yeah. But you do it real good.

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Lady, I don’t behave for my parents, what makes you think I’m going to do it for you?

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Bring it on! Kinky’s my middle name, bitch!

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Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.

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So…I was hoping to talk to you…obviously. But you’re out, I guess. So, just call me some time. Or tonight, uh, in around…uh, I’ll be in around…that’s, that’s…not…now. It’s Alex. Okay.

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Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.

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That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!

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You try to frighten me. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, Brother Sir.

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You broke it, you broke it, you broke it!

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It was an accident!

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Then you betray yourself. That’s a sad thing.

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Are we there yet?

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Flip your hair.

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Nothing would give me greater pleasure.

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To be brutally honest, I think you have a morbid desire to burn in hell.

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Well, he’s like a spider. I happen to like spiders.

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You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!

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Eggiweggs. I would like…to smash them. And pick ‘em all up, and THROW-

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My mind is a blank. Uh, and I’ll smash your face for you, yarblockos!

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Got to rest, Mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I’m liable to miss a lot more school.

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I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told.

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And would you believe it, o my brothers and only friends. There was your faithful narrator being held helpless, like a babe in arms, and suddenly realizing where he was and why home on the gate had looked so familiar, but I knew I was safe. For in those care-free days, I and my so-called droogies wore our maskies, which were like real horror-show disguises.

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The police beat me up, sir.

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No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It’s a sin, it’s a sin, it’s a sin!

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You needn’t take it any further, sir. You’ve proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I’ve learned me lesson, sir. I’ve seen now what I’ve never seen before. I’m cured! Praise god!

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So I waited and, O my brothers, I got a lot better munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and then, one day, they said I was going to have a very special visitor.

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I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.

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Enjoying that are you my darlin’? Bit cold and pointless isn’t it my lovely? What’s happened to yours my little sister?

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The accidental killing of a person, sir.

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tortures of the damned.

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The Durango ’95 purred away a real horrowshow – a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

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No time for the old in-out, love, I’ve just come to read the meter.

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I was cured, all right!

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It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

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I’ve suffered the tortures of the damned, sir

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Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Deltoid!

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For being a bastard with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

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What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

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Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!

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It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.

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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking, rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.

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Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn’t fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

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And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I’d like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

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We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

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Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

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