Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Aldous Snow - MovieQuoter

Was your ex a blonde or brunette?

Yeah its a gift.

Yeah, you were the voice of reason, mate.

What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.

Not anymore. You’re an unemployed actress. Perfect. You could be the queen of the groupies, queen of the Sorrow Suckers.

Maybe you can have Rachel and Sarah,they got along alright at dinner.

When you hear about someone and then you meet them…That’s happening now.

Alright, you go on top though, cause I’m knackered.

Oh fuck me, this is a small resort.

Thank you. What a lovely introduction…from an eccentric and confident young man.

Come on tour with me. I’ll serenade you every night in front of thousands of women.

I’ve lost a shoe…have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I’ve lost a shoe…like this one. It’s like this one’s fellow…it’s sort of the exact opposite in fact of that – not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this…but for the other foot. Otherwise I’d have two right…

Yeah, I’m going in two weeks. It’s like an 18 month tour, 43 countries, Infant Sorrow, and it’s gonna be a massive tour.

Oh, Enter Sandman.

How’s the weather down there?

Right. I could never happen.

Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!

Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right, I’m probably gonna clear off now. I’ll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I’m probably gonna go in the morning. Okay.

I mean, I’ve heard that women do fake orgasms, but I’ve never seen it…It really, deeply upset me.

We’re gonna fuck these two girls.

You’re still involved with him next door, ain’t ya?

You should’ve seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I’ve heard that women do fake orgasms, but I’ve never seen one. It really deeply upset me.

Yeah, you got four on me then, mate.

Actually, Peter, I wanted to tell you, I was listening to Sarah’s iPod the other day, and amidst the interminable dross that’s on that thing, I found one track that I quite liked. So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours, and it kind of reminded me of a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. It’s great.

Awful bloody film. I say, it’s just a ridiculous premise. What would happen if your mobile phone killed you? Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn’t make sense. How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people…