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I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her, right in front of me, so that’s similar. And that was a bit awkward, actually, so if you do wanna change hotels, I quite understand.

Didn’t I have sex with her once?

Sorrow Suckers. I don’t know why they call them that.

Do you want me to start drinking again, is that what you’d like, you want me to return to that?

Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like doing murders.

Aaron, look at what you’re wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you’re grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.

I just told you, then.

I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of ‘em, and I thought, ‘this isn’t right, is it?’ And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn’t.

Don’t get offended by that.

No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.

No accounting for taste, I suppose, in her case, anyway.

I thought you knew! Peter, please, don’t take it seriously.

Look at my limo driver. I’m going to have sex with her. Alright!

Right. That’s it. The battle’s over.

How you served five years under her, I don’t know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.

Well, look, you know, I’ve not told you I’ve got genital herpes, because it’s not inflamed at the moment…

Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.

Oh, it’s a bit of this, a bit of that. It’s called a Jeffrey. It’s mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well…ground-up E’s…heroin…Clorox…

Only one thing to do.

I would rather have my testicles spread out like a wafer and then have them covered in a layer of honey and then have wasps come and sting me and then have them covered in another layer of vinegar and then have it worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi. I’d rather have that than spend another second with her.

Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.

Was your ex a blonde or brunette?

Yeah its a gift.

Yeah, you were the voice of reason, mate.

What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.


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