Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Aldous Snow - MovieQuoter

I’ve lost a shoe…have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I’ve lost a shoe…like this one. It’s like this one’s fellow…it’s sort of the exact opposite in fact of that – not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this…but for the other foot. Otherwise I’d have two right…

Yeah, I’m going in two weeks. It’s like an 18 month tour, 43 countries, Infant Sorrow, and it’s gonna be a massive tour.

Oh, Enter Sandman.

How’s the weather down there?

Right. I could never happen.

Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!

Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right, I’m probably gonna clear off now. I’ll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I’m probably gonna go in the morning. Okay.

I mean, I’ve heard that women do fake orgasms, but I’ve never seen it…It really, deeply upset me.

We’re gonna fuck these two girls.

You’re still involved with him next door, ain’t ya?

You should’ve seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I’ve heard that women do fake orgasms, but I’ve never seen one. It really deeply upset me.

Yeah, you got four on me then, mate.

Actually, Peter, I wanted to tell you, I was listening to Sarah’s iPod the other day, and amidst the interminable dross that’s on that thing, I found one track that I quite liked. So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours, and it kind of reminded me of a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. It’s great.

Awful bloody film. I say, it’s just a ridiculous premise. What would happen if your mobile phone killed you? Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn’t make sense. How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people…

Yeah, I just don’t get how talent can be contained in one’s spunk.

This is it, Aaron. This is rock n’ roll. Did you enjoy the party?

It’s a metaphor for a crap movie.

I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her, right in front of me, so that’s similar. And that was a bit awkward, actually, so if you do wanna change hotels, I quite understand.

Didn’t I have sex with her once?

Sorrow Suckers. I don’t know why they call them that.

Do you want me to start drinking again, is that what you’d like, you want me to return to that?

Going around killing people. A mobile phone, like doing murders.

Aaron, look at what you’re wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you’re grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.

I just told you, then.

I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of ‘em, and I thought, ‘this isn’t right, is it?’ And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn’t.


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