Movie Quotes for Alan Garner

Do you know Stu?

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And we’re the three best friends that anyone could have!

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I think he’s mean.

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Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.

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Guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out?

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I’ll hit an old man in public.

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Yeah it’s in there!

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You hear that? The baby’s name is Tyler.

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I’m thinking about getting my bartender’s license.

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Can I ask you another question?

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But you don’t know for sure? I have this cousin Marcus who saw one he said it blew his mind I want to make sure I never ever miss out on a Haley’s comet.

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Yeah. You better walk on…

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Hey what’s that on your arm?

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It was a real pleasure meeting you.

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Why do you say that?

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I met you like four times.

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Or how ’bout rapies?

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Gosh darn it!

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It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter?

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I didn’t think so.

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I shouldn’t be here.

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But it’s not tonight right?

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You heard me. It’s Sin City. I won’t tell a soul.

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You told me it was a bartender.

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Hey, there’s skittles in there!

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One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss.

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I want you to know, Doug, I’m a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.

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Did you have to park so close?

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Nobody’s gonna fuck on you! I’m on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! Please! This isn’t your fault. I’ll get you some pants.

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He seemed like a real straight shooter.

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I think the cop car part’s pretty cool.

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That’s classic!

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That’s not a purse. That’s a satchel!

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What if Doug’s dead? I can’t afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.

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Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one.

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It’s cool like Phil’s?

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Your language is offensive.

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How’s my hair?

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Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?

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No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.

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Whoa, watch it, pervert!

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He’s getting very close to my shaft.

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Don’t touch it. Don’t even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don’t look at me, either.

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I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

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The Doug we’re looking for is a white.

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Uh, if we’re sharing beds, I’m bunking with Phil. You cool with that?

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Seriously, I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone.

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Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?

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Drivin’ drunk. Classic!

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There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom!

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He was a retard.

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That’s highly unlikely.

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Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It’s not gambling when you know you’re gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.

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It’s not illegal. It’s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

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Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

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You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?

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Did, umm…did Caesar live here?

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Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.

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It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

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I’m not getting a sig’ on my beeper.

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Hello. How ’bout that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City.

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I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

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What are you talking about? I’ve found a baby before.

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Hey guys, when’s the next Haley’s comet?

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Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

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Yeah, I checked all the rooms…no one’s there. Check its collar or something.

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He’s jackin’ his little weenis.

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Not at the table, Carlos.

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I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school…or a Chuck E. Cheese.

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