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Do you know Stu?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
And we’re the three best friends that anyone could have!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I think he’s mean.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I’ll hit an old man in public.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Yeah it’s in there!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
You hear that? The baby’s name is Tyler.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I’m thinking about getting my bartender’s license.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Can I ask you another question?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
But you don’t know for sure? I have this cousin Marcus who saw one he said it blew his mind I want to make sure I never ever miss out on a Haley’s comet.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Yeah. You better walk on…
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Hey what’s that on your arm?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
It was a real pleasure meeting you.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Why do you say that?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I met you like four times.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Or how ’bout rapies?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Gosh darn it!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I didn’t think so.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I shouldn’t be here.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
But it’s not tonight right?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
You heard me. It’s Sin City. I won’t tell a soul.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
You told me it was a bartender.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Hey, there’s skittles in there!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I want you to know, Doug, I’m a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Did you have to park so close?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Nobody’s gonna fuck on you! I’m on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! Please! This isn’t your fault. I’ll get you some pants.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
He seemed like a real straight shooter.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I think the cop car part’s pretty cool.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
That’s classic!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
That’s not a purse. That’s a satchel!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
What if Doug’s dead? I can’t afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
It’s cool like Phil’s?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Your language is offensive.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
How’s my hair?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Whoa, watch it, pervert!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
He’s getting very close to my shaft.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Don’t touch it. Don’t even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don’t look at me, either.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
The Doug we’re looking for is a white.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Uh, if we’re sharing beds, I’m bunking with Phil. You cool with that?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Seriously, I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Drivin’ drunk. Classic!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom!
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
He was a retard.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
That’s highly unlikely.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It’s not gambling when you know you’re gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
It’s not illegal. It’s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Did, umm…did Caesar live here?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I’m not getting a sig’ on my beeper.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Hello. How ’bout that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
What are you talking about? I’ve found a baby before.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Hey guys, when’s the next Haley’s comet?
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Yeah, I checked all the rooms…no one’s there. Check its collar or something.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
He’s jackin’ his little weenis.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
Not at the table, Carlos.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school…or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Movie:
The Hangover
Actor:
Zach Galifianakis
Character:
Alan Garner
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