Movie Quotes for Al Czervik

"Come on, Ty, you’re an ace. Everybody knows it."

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"That kangaroo stole my ball."

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"And I’ll take Ty, here."

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"What are you, religious or something?"

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"Hey! Can you make a Bullshot?"

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"Hey, Smails! My dinghy’s bigger than your whole boat!"

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"Very funny. Why don’t you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this."

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"I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!"

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"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"

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"Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."

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"Are you kiddin’? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!"

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"So what?"

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"So let’s dance!"

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"I should have yelled, Two!"

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"Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz…"

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"You demand satisfaction? Well I’ll tell you what’s satisfying: cash. I’ll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks!"

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"OK, you can owe me."

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"Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?"

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"He called me a baboon, he thinks I’m his wife."

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"While we’re young."

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"What’re we, waiting for these guys? Hey Whitey, where’s your hat?"

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"I’ll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods."

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"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

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"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?"

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"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity."

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"You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

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"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"

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"Oh, it looks good on you though."

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"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

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"Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid."

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