Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Al Czervik - MovieQuoter

Hey! Can you make a Bullshot?

Come on, Ty, you’re an ace. Everybody knows it.

That kangaroo stole my ball.

And I’ll take Ty, here.

What are you, religious or something?

Hey, Smails! My dinghy’s bigger than your whole boat!

Very funny. Why don’t you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.

Are you kiddin’? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!

So what?

So let’s dance!

I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball.

I should have yelled, Two!

You demand satisfaction? Well I’ll tell you what’s satisfying: cash. I’ll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks!

Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz…

OK, you can owe me.

Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

He called me a baboon, he thinks I’m his wife.

I’ll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.

While we’re young.

What’re we, waiting for these guys? Hey Whitey, where’s your hat?

Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?


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