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Movie Quotes for Al Czervik
"
Come on, Ty, you’re an ace. Everybody knows it."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
That kangaroo stole my ball."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
And I’ll take Ty, here."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
What are you, religious or something?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Hey! Can you make a Bullshot?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Hey, Smails! My dinghy’s bigger than your whole boat!"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Very funny. Why don’t you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Hey, you scratched my anchor!"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Are you kiddin’? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
So what?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
So let’s dance!"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
I should have yelled, Two!"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? You can have Dr. Frankenputz…"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
You demand satisfaction? Well I’ll tell you what’s satisfying: cash. I’ll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks!"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
OK, you can owe me."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
He called me a baboon, he thinks I’m his wife."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
While we’re young."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
What’re we, waiting for these guys? Hey Whitey, where’s your hat?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
I’ll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Oh, it looks good on you though."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
"
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid."
Movie:
Caddyshack
Actor:
Rodney Dangerfield
Character:
Al Czervik
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