Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Agent Simmons - MovieQuoter

I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you’re carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

I am directly below enemy scrotum.

Sometimes you make it to the end of the rainbow, and a leprechaun’s placed a booby-trap on you!

I’m gonna lock you up forever!

All right, you’ve all had direct contact with the NBEs…

What you are about to see is top secret. Do NOT tell my mother!

The museum is going to be very angry, very angry! We gotta catch that plane!

Oh, God, this is it. The Pyramid’s built right over the machine! They turn that machine on…no more sun. Not on my watch. Not on MY watch!

I’m gonna count to five, okay…

Brave now, all of a sudden with his big alien friends standing over there.

Ooh. Nokias are real nasty. You’ve gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai…

You see this? This is a Do whatever I want and get away with it badge!

Hey, you touch me, that’s a federal offense!

Shot in 1932. These the symbols you’re seeing in your head? Same ones over here, right? So tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same thing?…Aliens. And I think some of them stayed. Check this out: Project Black Knife…

What is going on here?

You ever see Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?

These are my people. I’m one-thirty-six Arab.

…betrayed by the country he loves…

What you’re about to see is totally classified…

All right, that’s it!

We have got the mother of ALL NBEs on us…!

What? Oh, I wear it when I’m in a funk. So does Giambi, Jeter…It’s a baseball thing.

You’re better off staying, you’re slowing down the mission. I give you twenty minutes before the vultures start pecking at you like lunch meat! Try swallowing your tongue, go out quickly. End it with dignity.

You said it projected images from your brain?

Shut this guy up, huh?


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