Movie Quotes for Ace

"Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall – a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent…thing."

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"If you were me, then I’d be you, and I’d use your body to get to the top. You can’t stop me no matter who you are!"

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"I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man."

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"Master…break it to them gently."

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"I’m sorry I dropped you from a cliff."

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"I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy."

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"Damn Right He Does!"

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"Say uncle! Say uncle!"

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"What did he just say?"

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"I’ll meet you at the bottom. There’s still one more thing I must do before I go…"

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"Isn’t this incredible? IT’S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!"

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"Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!"

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"It’s orthopedic, and I need it."

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"Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey."

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"It’s lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn!"

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"Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht."

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"Can you feel it, Captain Compost?"

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"You’re an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some…shotty masonry work."

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"It is the mucus that binds us."

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"Awww man! Can you believe it. It was right there!"

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"That’s what you slipped in! That’s what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN I’M GOOD!"

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"Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!"

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"Guano bowls! Collect the whole set…"

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"Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely."

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"But his permanent address is in his heart. He’s a bum."

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"It’s DARK! I could fall into a precipice!"

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"Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do."

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"That’s what you slipped in! That’s what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you."

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"You’re outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you’re out."

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"Guano! They have Guano!"

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"They are a temple of the reproductive organs."

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"It’s going away, that’s what it is. Forgetting about us all over again."

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"There’s someone on the wing! Some…THING! I’m sorry, what were you saying?"

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"Surely…The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan."

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"I’ll give you a Canadian Goose."

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"This took you eighty years to achieve!"

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"You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay."

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"OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It’s probably lying in a big pile of"

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"Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Alrighty Then!"

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"Do I have something in my teeth?"

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"I am now a child of light. Your earthly money holds no appeal to me."

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"Allrighty, then! Shall we go to jail?"

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"And Demo, here, has chosen the life of a wanderer. I mean, sure, he technically still lives at home."

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"You know you could poke somebody’s eyes out with that thing."

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"I was just…practicing my mantra."

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"Do you have a dollar?"

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"I fell into a deep, dark crevasse. I was so scared."

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"Greenwall, hit the lights! The switch on the wall beside you! Go for it!…Flick it, QUICK!"

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"In the light of this great personal sacrifice you’ve made, I have no choice…but to take the case."

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"Wunderbar! he exclaimed with great relish."

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"What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?"

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"Bumblebee tuna."

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"There’s no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man."

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"Fe Fi Fo Fum! I smell…the fingerprints of scum!"

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"You’re dumping Paula?"

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"I can feel it like it’s right…In my neck!"

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"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger."

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"Hi-Yo, Silver! Away!"

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"And you, Tripp, are not."

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"Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body."

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"I bought it a couple of years ago from my Mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don’t get nailed on the inheritance tax."

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"But I am yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness."

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"The point is, my friend, you are afraid of love."

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"Re-he-he-eally? No. I cannot. For I am sorely needed…here, at the ashram."

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"Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!"

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"Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!"

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"Actually, I own my home."

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"Just what sort of bat are we talking about?"

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"Thanks for the free parking."

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"# Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you. And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang love us, too. Hi, ho. Everywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, our fine four-fendered friend. Our fine four-fendered…Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Bang Bang yeah! #"

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"We should head back now."

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"Of course not. This is a lovely room of death."

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"Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation."

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"Hi there. Nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna!"

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"So, is Kit short for Katherine?"

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"Say hello to my STINKY little friend!"

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"I’ve never seen them like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing."

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"Those are very nice! But I am a child of light. A pure spirit. I am no longer encumbered by the appetites of the flesh."

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"Where iz zhe bat?"

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"On a twin bed, with Superman sheets that you’ve had since you were six."

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"And at least I’m not sponging off my parents so I can afford to get laid on every continent."

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"That’s alright, I have an incredibly high threshold for pain"

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"Holy Monkey!"

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"Loo-oo-ser!"

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"Spank you, Helpy Helperton."

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"That’s a lovely wrap you’re wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!"

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"Like a glove!"

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"Hey! What are you? H. R. Shove ‘n Stuff?"

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"I’ll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!"

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"Kinda hot in these rhinos…"

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"Nobody wants to play with me!"

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"They can tell that?"

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"Guano! Why’s that sounding so familiar?"

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"Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!"

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"Excuse me, your balls are showing."

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"Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!"

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"Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much."

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"Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you’re a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle."

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"Yes, I have one right here. It’s bulky, but I consider it carry-on."

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