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Free Animals Now. Started in 1982, by Chelsea Gamble, daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble. Over half a million members from Florida to Finland. No. Who are they?

Ok, I’m really gonna go this time.

I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried.

Oh there is just one more thing Lieutenant…

Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.

I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don’t see a dolphin around here, do you?

My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken…if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be…then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!

Heads up! Good defense! Good defense!

What the…That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

Whew…now I feel better. ‘Course, that might not do any good you see nobody’s missing a porpoise. It’s a dolphin that’s been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I’m sure you already knew that. That’s what turns me on about ‘cha, your attention to detail.

Well? Are you satisfied?

HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then.

351, 351, Rover sit. Ha! Ha!

Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I’m gone.

Ah, I can never remember that. White.

Now, kiss and make up.

That’s none of your damn business and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

Hmm-mmm. I don’t smoke. It’s a disgusting habit.

What you wouldn’t read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!

Come to me jungle friends.

No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

You’re certain you had to open this door.


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