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Movie Quotes for Ace Ventura
"
Come to me jungle friends."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
You’re certain you had to open this door."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin’s head. I am saying to Snowflake, Akay!…Akay Akay Akay? und he is saying AKay Akay! und he is up on ze tail Eeeeeeeeee! und you can quote him!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL’s All Time Bonehead Plays you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname The Mule the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Hmmm, unconscious. Exactly as I planned."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Thought I left, didn’t ya?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
For God’s sake, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a pool man!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
WOW., Ray Finkle’s house, I can’t wait to meet him"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Or we could try it now."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Go ahead. Snoop around!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the bathroom."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I have exorcised the demons…this house is clear."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I’m sorry. Could you please speak in to my good ear? I thought I heard you call me Ace."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I never bring my work home with me, sir."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Go to de conference, go to it."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Gee, let me think. Um sure."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I’ve been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Why don’t come to take a look inside? C’mon. C’mon!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
If it gets cold enough."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Pleasure to meet you."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Ohh, I thought you were someone else."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I’m ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance. I know there’s a lot of riding on it, but it’s all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Let’s see that in an instant replay."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
No sir, I’m just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
But your wife said you expect him home any minute"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. In time you could develop a tumour."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Mr. Shickadance, I told you – you’re my first priority. I’m on a very big case right now. Check this out."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I gotta go guys! I gotta date with your mothers!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Because he’s about to join Snowflake. I’ve got to know where he is."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Why? So you can beat him?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Poor guy with a motive, baby."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Thanks! Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
New England clam chowder."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Uncle Fester is looking for you."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Gee, Chuck, the date started out good. Just before we got to the party she seemed to tense up."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success…you smell TEREFFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at…Stanford Law…was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
That’s a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He’s offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you’re paid."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I’m gonna execute a button-hook pattern, super slo-mo."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Come to me my animal friends!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Receipts, what about receipts? There’s gotta be receipts."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
That’s why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Well, why don’t you cry about it. Saddlebags."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Once you get inside my head, there’s no turning back baby."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Excuse me, gentleman. Pet Detective. Come on, what’s the matter with you? Can’t you hit me?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Good night, everybody. You’ve been a wonderful audience, I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Yes, yes, oh yes! Can you feel that buddy? I have exorcised the demons. This house is clean."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Captain’s Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the…nearest decimal point. We’ve…traveled back in time to save an ancient species from…total annihilation. SO FAR…no…signs of aquatic life, but I’m going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I’m going to find it. I’ve…GOT TO, MISTER."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
…and a clean pair of shorts."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Oh yeah? And you’re ugly."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake’s tank. It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We’re talking mental institute escapee. I saw the guy’s room. Cozy if you’re Hannibal Lecter!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I think it’s the pt."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Free Animals Now. Started in 1982, by Chelsea Gamble, daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble. Over half a million members from Florida to Finland. No. Who are they?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Ok, I’m really gonna go this time."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Oh there is just one more thing Lieutenant…"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don’t see a dolphin around here, do you?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken…if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be…then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Heads up! Good defense! Good defense!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
What the…That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Whew…now I feel better. ‘Course, that might not do any good you see nobody’s missing a porpoise. It’s a dolphin that’s been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I’m sure you already knew that. That’s what turns me on about ‘cha, your attention to detail."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Well? Are you satisfied?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
351, 351, Rover sit. Ha! Ha!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I’m gone."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Ah, I can never remember that. White."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Now, kiss and make up."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
That’s none of your damn business and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Hmm-mmm. I don’t smoke. It’s a disgusting habit."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
What you wouldn’t read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Holy testicle Tuesday."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Excuse me. I’d like to ass you a few questions."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
That was a close one ladies and gentleman. Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser. Loo-hoo-ser-her."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Do not go in there. Woo!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Your gun is digging into my hip."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
That’s a lovely dog you have there Sir. Mind if I pet him?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Alllrighty then."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Excuse me, yes. HDS coming through. I’ve got a package people"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I’m in Psychoville and Finkel’s the mayor!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Like a glove!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Obsess much?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
I just can’t do it, Captain. I don’t have the power."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Jock."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Muscle-head."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home?"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Yes Satan."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Field Goal Sails Wide. Dolphins Lose Super Bowl."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
No kill him. He held the ball wrong, remember? Come on, look at the guy."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle, Einhorn, Einhorn, Finkle, Einhoen and Finkle, Finkle and Einhorn."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Please don’t kill me. I’ll never tell anyone. Kill him, he’s the one you want."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Well, I have kissed a man."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Do not go in there! Pheeww!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
SHE’S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She’s Ray Finkle, she’s a man."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Holy shitballs."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
All right! Take care now! Bye-bye, then!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
See that you do. If I’d been drinking out of the toilet, I might’ve been killed."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
All righty then!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Then I’d lose 30 pounds…porkin’ his wife!"
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
"
Snowflake. Here Snowflake. I’ve got a little snack for you."
Movie:
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Actor:
Jim Carrey
Character:
Ace Ventura
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