Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Ace Ventura - MovieQuoter

Or we could try it now.

Go ahead. Snoop around!

Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the bathroom.

I have exorcised the demons…this house is clear.

I’m sorry. Could you please speak in to my good ear? I thought I heard you call me Ace.

I never bring my work home with me, sir.

Go to de conference, go to it.

Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!

Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Gee, let me think. Um sure.

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I’ve been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak

Why don’t come to take a look inside? C’mon. C’mon!

If it gets cold enough.

Pleasure to meet you.

Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I’m ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance. I know there’s a lot of riding on it, but it’s all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind.

Let’s see that in an instant replay.

No sir, I’m just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland.

Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous.

Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. In time you could develop a tumour.

Mr. Shickadance, I told you – you’re my first priority. I’m on a very big case right now. Check this out.

I gotta go guys! I gotta date with your mothers!


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