Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Ace Ventura - MovieQuoter

Why don’t come to take a look inside? C’mon. C’mon!

If it gets cold enough.

Pleasure to meet you.

Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I’m ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance. I know there’s a lot of riding on it, but it’s all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind.

Let’s see that in an instant replay.

No sir, I’m just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland.

Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous.

Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. In time you could develop a tumour.

Mr. Shickadance, I told you – you’re my first priority. I’m on a very big case right now. Check this out.

I gotta go guys! I gotta date with your mothers!

Because he’s about to join Snowflake. I’ve got to know where he is.

Why? So you can beat him?

Poor guy with a motive, baby.

Thanks! Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?

Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.

New England clam chowder.

Uncle Fester is looking for you.

Gee, Chuck, the date started out good. Just before we got to the party she seemed to tense up.


Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success…you smell TEREFFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at…Stanford Law…was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

That’s a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He’s offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you’re paid.


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