Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Ace Ventura - MovieQuoter

Gee, Chuck, the date started out good. Just before we got to the party she seemed to tense up.


Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success…you smell TEREFFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at…Stanford Law…was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

That’s a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He’s offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you’re paid.

I’m gonna execute a button-hook pattern, super slo-mo.

Come to me my animal friends!

Receipts, what about receipts? There’s gotta be receipts.

That’s why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!

Well, why don’t you cry about it. Saddlebags.

Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.

Once you get inside my head, there’s no turning back baby.

Excuse me, gentleman. Pet Detective. Come on, what’s the matter with you? Can’t you hit me?

Good night, everybody. You’ve been a wonderful audience, I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?

Yes, yes, oh yes! Can you feel that buddy? I have exorcised the demons. This house is clean.

Captain’s Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the…nearest decimal point. We’ve…traveled back in time to save an ancient species from…total annihilation. SO FAR…no…signs of aquatic life, but I’m going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I’m going to find it. I’ve…GOT TO, MISTER.

…and a clean pair of shorts.

Oh yeah? And you’re ugly.

I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake’s tank. It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We’re talking mental institute escapee. I saw the guy’s room. Cozy if you’re Hannibal Lecter!

Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

I think it’s the pt.

Free Animals Now. Started in 1982, by Chelsea Gamble, daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble. Over half a million members from Florida to Finland. No. Who are they?

Ok, I’m really gonna go this time.

I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried.


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