Movie Quotes for News
Happy Birthday, Tiffani Thiessen (leave out the Amber or Pauly Gets it)!
Ah, everyone’s favorite. Tiffani Thiessen, turns 39 today. You’re thinking, “Um, yeah, obviously Kelly, um, Valerie, um Tiffani-Amber, um, whatever her name is is a sexual icon for guys coming of age in the early 1990s (or past, present, whatever), but she is a TV star.” Well, maybe you didn’t see Son-In-Law, with a [...]
Naked Guy Runs Around Someone’s House Howling at the Moon. Homeowner Kinda Forced to Deal With It
A Florida homeowner’s desperate 911 call reveals the moment a naked home invader allegedly broke into his family’s home before pleasuring himself on the floor and defecating throughout the house. ‘He dropped off my roof and ran right into my house!’ the terrified owner told police dispatch in North Fort Myers, as NBC2 reports. [...]
Um, Could This be the Biggest Birthday Day Ever??
January 22, a day that will probably go unnoticed. Until. UNTIL. Until you see who was born today. Um, like, everyone?! Yeah. It is too hard to narrow this one down to just one, so you get the list, baby. Only because I love you. And I hear you put out… Steve Perry turns 64. [...]
Manti Te’o had an actual physical real life rebound girl after fake dead one died
TMZ - Manti Te’o quietly began dating an actual living, breathing female human being … shortly after he learned “Lennay Kekua” had died from cancer … and the rebound chick is HOT … TMZ has learned. Sources close to Manti tell us … the Notre Dame star met Alexandra del Pilar the weekend of November 10 — when Notre [...]
An NFL Player Says He Met Te’o's Fake Girlfriend. My Guess is You Will Never Hear From Her Again.
DM – Two more football players have today been dragged into the elaborate and confusing hoax surrounding Notre Dame football star Manti Te’o and his ‘dead girlfriend’ after a tweet was sent from a Twitter account claiming to be hers… it has now emerged that Te’o may have not been the first victim of the [...]
On tonight’s episode of Catfish: Manti Te’o
Deadspin - Notre Dame’s Manti Te’o, the stories said, played this season under a terrible burden. A Mormon linebacker who led his Catholic school’s football program back to glory, Te’o was whipsawed between personal tragedies along the way. In the span of six hours in September, as Sports Illustrated told it, Te’o learned first of the death of [...]
Coca-Cola addresses obesity, defends itself in TV ad campaign… somewhere, Chunk is heartbroken
(via latimes.com) A perennial target for critics of sugary drinks, Coca-Cola Co.took to prime-time TV broadcasts to acknowledge its role in the fattening of Americans — and to defend itself. In a two-minute advertisement that was to debut Monday night on cable news channels, the world’s top beverage company addressed what it called the “complex challenge [...]
SFO to become Harvey Milk International?
SFgate - A San Francisco supervisor wants to rename the city’s airport in honor of civil rights leader Harvey Milk, a change supporters said would send a global message about the importance and struggles of gays and lesbians for equality. Supervisor David Campos will introduce legislation Tuesday that would place the proposal to rename San Francisco International Airport as Harvey Milk San Francisco International Airport [...]
Lloyd Bridges would have been ONE HUNDRED today. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines…
On January 15, 1913, Lloyd Bridges was born. Yes, he gave birth to The Big Lebowski and one of the Fabulous Baker Boys, but damn, he was FUNNY. Did you know his final film is something called “Jane Austen’s Mafia!”? Um, that needs to be checked out IMMEDIATELY. It looks totally stupid and of [...]
Was Chris Brown a Bond henchman in “The World Is Not Enough?”
Legitimate question. Bullion?
Evil Scientists Could Hold the World Hostage with Global Warming? Throw Me a Frickin Bone Here, People
Daily Mail – A rogue nation could use climate change as an excuse to carry out potentially disastrous experiments with geoengineering, experts warn. A country threatened by rising sea levels or even a wealthy individual could use their resources to tamper with the atmosphere in a bid to cool the planet, with uncertain consequences.The nightmare [...]
Veruca Salt Wrote a Book! No, Really.
(via jezebel.com) This week in Mark Frauenfelder Finds the Best Shit, he’s tracked down a memoir written by Julie Dawn Cole, the actress who played the Girl Who Had it All But Never Even Knew It, Veruca Salt, in the good original Willy Wonka. The book, published in July of 2011, is called I Want it Now! A Memoir of Life [...]
Airliner Has a Snake On It. Everybody Strap In!
Australia – Passengers on a Qantas jet flying over Australia got a shock when they spotted a 12ft python clinging on to a wing at 30,000ft. The plane was around 20 minutes into its flight from Cairns in northern Australia to Papua New Guinea when a female passenger first announced she could see the reptile. [...]
Baseball HOF says, “Yeah, we’re full right now.”
Yahoo! News - NEW YORK (AP) — No one was elected to the Hall of Fame this year. When voters closed the doors to Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa, they also shut out everybody else. For only the second time in four decades, baseball writers failed to give any player the 75 percent [...]
He wants to throw it all down and get lifted – Justin Bieber caught smoking the weed…
(via latimes.com) What were you doing when you were 18? Looks as if Justin Bieber has been getting his party on. Bieber was photographed last Wednesday at a hotel-room party in Newport Beach holding what appears to be a marijuana cigarette while sitting with fellow partyers and a couple of empty beer bottles. The photos, taken in the [...]
Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Pot. But Just This Once
Music Network – The shocking news that a rich-beyond-his-dreams teenage musician may indulge in recreational marijuana use has sent The shocking news that a rich-beyond-his-dreams teenage musician may indulge in recreational marijuana use has sent shockwaves throughout the world, with no precedents in place to help us comprehend this tragedy. However, we have uncovered [...]
Carmelo Anthony Threatens to Fight Kevin Garnett in the Alley. Only in America!
NEW YORK — While Kevin Garnett turned off his inner warrior and returned to his normal mild-mannered off-court personality just minutes after the Celtics’ 102-96 win over the New York Knicks, Carmelo Anthony was left raging, so much so that he tried to confront Garnett twice after the game, including standing feet from the [...]
Laurence Fishburne Confronts a Stalker in His House. Fortunately, He’s Figured Out “The System.”
California – Actor Laurence Fishburne had an unwelcome visitor on New Year’s Day when an ex-convict turned up at his Californian home and tried to evict him and his family. Brazen Anthony Francis, whose real name is Mark Francisco, told Fishburne’s actress wife Gina Torres Fishburne, they were living in the Los Angeles house [...]
BCS Championship Alabama vs Notre Dame: The Tale of the Movie Tape
Tonight we get to watch not only the two best teams in college football fight it out for the national championship, we’ll get to see two of the most storied programs in the history of college athletics going at it. The Alabama Crimson Tide have won 14 national titles. The Notre Dame Fighting Irish have [...]
YES YES YES!!! Ann Magnuson turns 56!
Who is Ann Magnuson, you ask? Only the woman who played the most beautiful, amazing, and hysterical character of all time!!!! She is the one who Chris Elliot gave it up to in Cabin Boy, and spawned one of the most oft-quoted, um, quotes in all of MovieQuoter Land… It is [...]
Girl in Iceland Banned by Law From Having a Silly Name. Phil Dale Approves
REYKJAVIK, Iceland – Call her the girl with no name. A 15-year-old is suing the Icelandic state for the right to legally use the name given to her by her mother. The problem? Blaer, which means “light breeze” in Icelandic, is not on a list approved by the government. Like a handful of other [...]
Korean TMZ: Is First Lady of North Korea fat or pregnant?
ABC News Blogs- SEOUL, South Korea - Experts on North Korea have long studied photos of the country’s leaders trying to interpret the significance in the slightest change of body language, pose or position of hierarchy. That intense scrutiny has now been turned on the wife of Kim Jong-Un in a celebrity-like guessing game about whether she had been [...]
It’s JRR Tolkien’s Eleventy-first Birthday
The Tolkien Society – On the 3rd January 1892 JRR Tolkien was born in Bloemfontein, South Africa. To celebrate this event, on this day each year Tolkien fans around the world were invited to raise a glass and toast the birthday of this much loved author 21:00 (9 pm) your local time. The toast is [...]
New Years Driver Goes the Wrong Way on the Interstate for 18 Miles. Thank you! Thanks a lot! What a moron…
DUNMORE, PA – Pennsylvania State Police at Dunmore reported that a 22-year-old woman drove from Dickson City south to Laflin on Interstate 81 North at about 5:37 a.m. on New Year’s Day. After receiving calls, state police observed the vehicle traveling at high speeds in the left lane of Interstate 81 North. Troopers traveling in [...]
Al Gore Sells His TV Network to Al Jazeera. Derka Derka
NY Time – Al Jazeera, the pan-Arab news giant, has long tried to convince Americans that it is a legitimate news organization, not a parrot of Middle Eastern propaganda or something more sinister. It just bought itself 40 million more chances to make its case. Al Jazeera on Wednesday announced a deal to take over [...]
Well, Nobody Told Them! College Women Binge Drinking More Often Than Men, Study Finds
(via HuffingtonPost.com) Women in college are more likely to binge drink than men according to a new study of Spanish university students published by the Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health. The study from researchers at the University of Vigo showed female students got drunk faster than male students. Even though men tended to drink more [...]
Samuel L. Jackson Tries to Get an Interviewer to Drop the N-bomb and Breaks His Concentration
Reporter: “There’s been a lot of controversy surrounding the usage of the n-word in this movie,” Jackson “‘No’? ‘Nobody’? ‘None’? The word would be..?” Reporter: “I don’t want to say it,” Jackson “Why not?” Reporter: “I don’t like to say it,” Jackson: We’re not going to have this conversation unless you say it,” I have [...]
Ray Lewis to retire after playoffs, will leave everything on the field (including Andrew Luck)
ESPN - Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis announced Wednesday that he will retire at the end of this season, closing one of the greatest careers in NFL history. Lewis said, “It is time for me to create a new legacy” after 17 NFL seasons. He intends to play for the first time since tearing his triceps two [...]
What do you get from an Oompa Loompa Beatdown? Embarrassed? Man Reportedly Assaulted By Willy Wonka Characters
(via HuffingtonPost.com) A man in Norfolk, England, was reportedly attacked last week by a pair of Oompa Loompas. According to WTVR.com, the 28-year-old man was assaulted in a city center by four individuals — two of whom had been dressed up as the orange-skinned characters made famous in Roald Dahl’s children’s book “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” The [...]
The MetLife Triangle: Is this a story of blackmail or true unbridled hate?
The Washington Post- New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan stepped to the podium and said, “You’re not gonna believe this …” And then, even by the poppin’ fresh standards set by the Jets of 2012, the ridiculous happened. Ryan announced that Mark Sanchez will be the starting quarterback Sunday against the Buffalo Bills. Greg McElroy, who was named the [...]
Lifetime Bereavement Award: Charles Durning
Military Money Matters – Most of today’s generation know Charles Durning, if they know him at all, as an actor. In the 1970′s he made a name for himself in The Sting with Paul Newman and Robert Redford. Then he showed his singing and dancing skills as the two-stepping Texas governor in The Best Little [...]
Egyptian Presidential candidate disqualified, vows to create own party and you’re not invited.
Ahram Online- The official Facebook page of Hazem Salah Abu Ismail, the controversial Islamist preacher and former presidential candidate, announces that Abu Ismail started a set of meetings in several governorates to finalize steps to officially establish his political party. The page also reveals that the party will soon declare its name, adding that it won’t [...]
Enjoy some Christmas Carols with this Mashup of the best caroling in Christmas Movies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnIREuN35LE
Affleck rumored to run for Mass. senate seat, most exciting candidate since Bullworth
Huffington Post- If Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) becomes the next Secretary of State, what will happen to his U.S. Senate vacancy? Many are predicting that actor-director Ben Affleck could be his replacement. “Ben has been very active in Democratic Party politics for a long time and has never hid his love of politics,” a friend [...]
Michael Rapaport playing Brian Scalabrine and the movie I need for Christmas
Originally, I tweeted about how this would be the crime of humanity if the apocalypse happened and this movie was not made, but since it seems we made through and humanity is indeed safe, I’ll adjust this for Christmas. Brian Scalabrine maybe has the biggest Q rating in modern NBA history. The guy is straight likable in any [...]
Everything I Know About Life I Learned from Movies: The Mayan Calendar Apocalypse
The End of Days is upon us. The ancient Mayans might have practiced ritual sacrifice and cannibalism and slavery and and believed the world was balanced on the back of a turtle and had the same grotesquely large piercings of the store clerk in the Hot Topic at your local mall, but apparently when it [...]
Samuel L Jackson is 64 Motherf*&%ing Years Old!
They should change the name of the game to “6-motherf*&%ing-degrees of Samuel L Jackson” since he’s pretty much been in everything, with everybody. Die Hard, Star Wars, Goodfellas, Avengers, Pulp Fiction, and on and on… When he’s not the lead man, he’s popping up as a bit part and steals the show with a profanity [...]
Happy Birthday Todd Phillips aka THIS GUY
(No caption needed for this photo) Today we celebrate the 42nd birthday of Todd Phillips. Who is Todd Phillips you might ask? Well besides being iconic “the gang bang guy” from Old School (which he also wrote, produced and directed). He is also the brains behind (the SEVERELY underrated) Starsky & Hutch, Road Trip, [...]
Love Actually Is All Around… Countdown to Christmas Officially Begins…
Well, it officially begins because I sort of say so, but now it’s undeniable. You have to be scanning the TV Guide (OMG, if they still made TV Guide I would be so happy. Did you guys go through the listings every Sunday with a scented marker, circling all of the can’t-miss hits? Is this [...]
Golden Eagle Snatches Up Little Kid and It Was Almost the End of All Things.
YouTube – A golden eagle tries to snatch a baby in Montreal! What if he got away with it!? Sure, sure. Everyone’s all happy to see a great eagle swoop down and pick up one of the little folk when it suits their purposes. But when they do it just for fun everybody gets [...]
Something Gets Stuck in a Chimney. And it’s Not a Dead Cat or a Bird.
San Francisco – A 33-year-old man had to be rescued by firefighters early Monday after he became stuck in the brick chimney of his home in San Francisco’s Pacific Heights neighborhood, authorities said. .. It remained unclear Monday what he was doing there. Police first reported to the house in the 3300 block of Clay [...]
Archaeologist Finds “Alien” Skull in Mexico. Also May Have Survived an Atomic Blast by Hiding in a Fridge
Mexico – Archaeologists in Mexico today revealed the astonishing skull of a person suffering from a cranial disfiguration. Believed to be 1,000 years old, the find was made near the small Mexican village of Onavas… ‘Cranial deformation in Mesoamerican cultures was used to differentiate one social group from another and for ritual purposes,’ said [...]
Ford-Mazda Office Christmas Party in Thailand Erupts in Hand Grenade Violence. Looks Like We Got Us a Bilingual Bloodfest
Thailand – An office Christmas party in Thailand erupted into chaos, after a mass brawl commenced that saw 30 people injured. Those in attendance required instant medical attention after they were attacked by glasses, bottles, and even a homemade hand grenade. The party was organised by AutoAlliance Thailand, which is a joint venture between [...]
Teenage dream extraordinaire Katie Holmes turns 34!
Okay, so first, I may or may not be obsessed with Katie Holmes. Fine, I may. And am. Today she turns 34, and even though this is her day, I’ll take this opportunity to talk about MY favorite Katie Holmes movies. Which, oddly, there are many. I’ll skip over First Daughter, even though I am [...]
Channing Tatum (and fine, Jenna Dewan-Tatum) expecting!
It is with a heavy heart that I announce it is not me who has been knocked up by Channing Tatum. It is his wife, Jenna Dewan, who gets the honor, and I guess I’m happy for them. Note: this is the exact moment it happened. Seriously.
A Very Mean Girls Happy Birthday to Christina Aguilera!
As one of Christina Aguilera’s creepiest, biggest fans, I am happy to wish her a wonderful thirty-second year. I’m sorry, but Christina is awesome. You WISH you could sing like that, right?! Like, nobody doesn’t wish they couldn’t sing like that. And she is awesome in concert and yes I went to a Christina Aguilera [...]
The Most Popular Non-traditional Religion in England is Now Jedi. The Ability to Destroy a Planet is Insignificant Next to the Power of the Force.
Guardian – Over 240,000 people highlighted an ‘other religion’ on their census form. How many spiritualists, Jedi Knights or wiccans are there? It turns out the number of Jedi has more than halved over the last decade, with 176,632 in the latest figures Look, I’m all about accepting other people’s faiths. Even the [...]
12 Movies of Christmas: “It’s a Major Award!” – The 10 Most Quotable Quotes of “A Christmas Story”
I begin with a story. I was a young lad, living in my parents’ house in the bucolic Boston suburb of Weymouth, MA. One December Saturday afternoon the phone rang. It was my best friend who was working a part time job at the movie theater up the street, calling to ask if I was [...]
Morning Napalm: “It’s a pity Bilbo didn’t kill him when he had the chance!”
With The Hobbit being released today, we thought it appropriate…
Woman Finds Out the Hard Way That Cat She Put In Her Car Was a Wild Bobcat. She Learned How to Drive WITH the Fear
Maine – A good-natured woman trying to save a cat she had hit with her car got the fright of her life when the unconscious animal woke up in her back seat, and revealed that it wasn’t what it seemed. Thinking it was merely a house cat after hitting it in Bangor, Maine, [...]
Anything you say, Captain… Christopher Plummer turns 83
Eighty-three years ago today, Christopher Plummer was born. As anyone with a pulse knows, Christopher Plummer is the sexiest man alive. Forget what we said about Channing Tatum. Well, maybe we’ll qualify it – Christopher Plummer is the sexiest living actor who starred in movies pre-1960. That I would do, present day. Sidenote: in first [...]
Invisibilty Cloaks are Real? I Need One. And I’ll Use it Well.
Fox – According to new reports, the U.S. military is backing the development of invisible cloaks as the next form of camouflage. The fabric used in the technology is called Quantum Stealth, and is said to create the invisibility effect by bending light… and does so without cameras, batteries, lights or mirrors … It is [...]
Valet Takes Colts’ Reggie Wayne’s Bentley for Drunken Joyride. It Could’ve Gotten Wrecked, Scratched or Breathed-on Wrong
NFL.com – A 2007 Bentley belonging to Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Reggie Wayne allegedly was stolen by a valet employee at a Westin Hotel in downtown Indianapolis. Police arrested 21-year-old Gunner Belcher and accused him of stealing Wayne’s car, leaving work Saturday night without clocking out, and driving the Bentley while drunk, the Indy Star [...]
Say You’ll Be There – Spice Girls musical ‘Viva Forever’ opens in London
LONDON (AP) — It’s time to find out whether Girl Power is still going strong, with the premiere of a new stage musical based on the songs of the Spice Girls. The members of the 1990s girl group — Baby, Sporty, Scary, Ginger and Posh — are expected on the red carpet for Tuesday’s opening [...]
He hasn’t had a carb since 2004… did you know Scott Pelley is really ripped?
From a HuffPost tipster: ”I was watching 60 Minutes and Scott Pelley interviewed Hugh Jackman and also worked out with him and is totally jacked? Is that a known thing? Scott Pelley has guns!” We’d only really seen Pelley clad in a suit, but we’re dogged investigative reporters, so we fired up the relevant “60 Minutes” [...]
When I graduated first grade, all my father did was tell me to get a job. … November Jobs Report
(via Huffington Post) The unemployment rate fell from 7.9 percent to 7.7 percent in November, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported on Friday, the lowest jobless rate in four years. The number of workers on nonfarm payrolls expanded by 146,000 jobs — better than Wall Street economists expected. For one thing, the government’s estimate of job growth [...]
12 Days of Christmas Movies: “you get to treat ‘em bad on the way back down too. It’s great, you get two chances to rough ‘em up.” – The Ten Most Quotable Quotes from “Scrooged”
Bill Murray still on the upward trajectory of his incomparable career. A bastardized Charles Dickens. A radiant Karen Allen. Robert Mitchum, John Forsythe, Bobcat Goldthwaite, the lady from “Goonies” and “Throw Mama From the Train” and Alfre Woodard, Micheal J. Pollard, the entire Murray family, Carol Kane, Pat McCormick, the Solid Gold friggin Dancers. [...]
The Q School: 25 Christmas Moments in Non-Christmas Movies
‘Tis the season of Christmas movies! You can’t escape them. They’re all over your TV. There are classics like It’s a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street, more modern fare like Christmas Vacation and Elf and then a hefty load of crap like the remake of Miracle on 34th and Jack Frost. Little did [...]
Victoria’s Secret. You and Your Fashion Shows…
TV Guide – CBS topped Tuesday night with some help from Gibbs, Rudolph and some Angels. The network’s annual broadcast of The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was the highest-rated program of the night with a 3.5 in the adults 18-to-49 demographic and 9.3 million viewers. EW.com – Tuesday night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was chock [...]
New Orleans Hornets Change Their Name to “Pelicans.” It’s All About Money Money Money in That House
Yahoo! Sports – The New Orleans Hornets are expected to change their nickname to the Pelicans as early as the 2013-14 season, numerous sources told Yahoo! Sports. The Hornets planned to change their nickname since Tom Benson, owner of the New Orleans Saints, purchased the team on April 14. Benson also owns the rights to [...]
12 Days of Christmas Movies: The Hap-Hap-Happiest Christmas Since Bing Crosby Danced With Danny F&%#ing Kaye! – The Ten Most Quotable Quotes from “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”
I have contended for years that “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” is the rarest of all movie animals. First, because it’s a comedy sequel that’s actually funny, which is practically unheard of. In fact, you could make the case that it’s funnier than the original. Am I making that case? No. But you could without having [...]
Happiest of happy birthdays, el Duderino… you know, if brevity isn’t your thing…
Today, you may be thinking, is just another ordinary day, another ordinary story. It’s not. Now this here story I’m about to unfold took place back in the early ’90s – just about the time of our conflict with Sad’m and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say [...]
12 Days Of Christmas Movies: Keep the change, ya filthy animal – Top Ten Most Quotable Quotes from Home Alone
As we throw ourselves headlong (what up, English minor) into the Christmas season, we have a very, very important and somewhat stressful task ahead of us. How do we find the time to cram in all of the awesome Christmas movies we know we want to watch between all of the open bar work parties, [...]
McAfee Creator/Sun-In enthusiast still on the run from INTERPOL
Yahoo! News - MEXICO CITY (AP) — Software company founder John McAfee said Monday he has fled from Belize using a bizarre ruse, adding yet another chapter in what threatens to become one of the biggest media fugitive frenzies since O.J. Simpson led police on a low-speed chase in 1994. McAfee claimed in a blog posting he had evaded [...]
Visual Effects in “The Hobbit” Makes Us Sick, Precious
DM – Cinema-goers have complained of feeling sick and dizzy after watching early screenings of The Hobbit. Peter Jackson’s eagerly awaited new film is the first to be shot using high-speed 3D cameras that capture twice the normal number of frames per second. But some viewers said the filming techniques made them feel nauseous and [...]
And what to call the littlest heir? A Movie Quoter Guide to Royal Baby Names
Now that Kate and Wills (sigh) have announced their pregnancy (obsessed), the official speculation will now begin with regard to the most important thing, and that is, of course, what they plan to name this baby. Of course they could go with the easy ones, like Jermajesty or Latifah (the original queen), but I’d like [...]
NYPD Officer Says “Here!”, Makes the Miracle Happen
NYC – A photo of a New York City police officer kneeling down to give a barefoot homeless man in Times Square a pair of boots on a cold November night is melting even the iciest New Yorkers’ hearts online…. The random act of kindness was captured by Jennifer Foster, a tourist from Florence, Ariz., [...]
Kate Middleton officially pregnant, order your commemorative Fetus Plate now
TMZ – London Kate Middleton just announced … she’s got a CRUMPET IN THE OVEN!!! The Royal Palace has released a statement … confirming Middleton is preggo with Prince William’s royal fetus. The Palace did not say exactly how far along Middleton is … but noted she was in the “very early stages” of the pregnancy. According [...]
That one time Mike Tyson caught his wife in bed with Brad Pitt
News.com – Australia – MIKE Tyson has revealed how he came home to find Brad Pitt with his then-wife, Robin Givens. The former boxing champion has also confessed that he was high on cocaine while he filmed his part in The Hangover. In an interview on the In Depth with Graham Bensinger show Tyson said he was in the [...]
Iran unveils its first submarine, only impresses Chief Blue Meanie
Yahoo! News - It looks like the Iranian Navy really wanted people to see its new submarine. In a live broadcast on state TV on Wednesday, the Islamic Republic showed off a new Sina 7 submarine that is painted in an unusually bright turquoise blue hue. So, why exactly would any military want to design its [...]
Rihanna releases proof of reunion with Chris “Count of Monte Fisto” Brown, World collectively facepalms (again).
Entertainment Weekly – Let the hand-wringing and disapproval commence! Last night, Rihanna posted this photo to Instagram, along with the following caption: “@f—yopictures i don’t wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!” @f—yopictures is Chris Brown, who performed in Frankfurt yesterday — and who is stillposting filter-distorted shots to Instagram despite having deleted his Twitter page last weekend. Brown’s Instagram profile’s [...]
Saints Bus Gets Egged and Drew Brees Has a Very 3-D Bad Game
NFL.com – So you probably heard about how the New Orleans Saints’ team bus was hit with a covert egg attack Wednesday night in Atlanta. You might not know that the incident has inspired a full-blown investigation. Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport spokeswoman Myrna White released a statement on the matter Thursday. “It has been confirmed [...]
Colin Kaepernick’s Parents Defend His Tattoo Sleeves. Say He’s a Good Kid, and Not Just a Bad M*therf^cka
MODESTO, Calif. — Colin Kaepernick is the new starting quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers thanks to a blend of athleticism and surprising veteran savvy for a second-year player, but some people can’t see beyond the tattoo ink that covers his arms. That’s because it’s common among NFL players, but rare for a passer. David [...]
The “Ted” Formula: Cuteness + Profanity = Comedy
y “Ted,” the unquestioned best movie ever made about a grown man and his talking, perambulatory, foul-mouthed, stoner Teddy Bear comes out on DVD and Blu Ray December 11th. There is nothing not to love about “Ted,” from it being Seth McFarlane’s feature film debut to Mila Kunis to Mark Wahlberg filthy language and [...]
MovieQuoter Radio: S1E1 The Thanksgiving Episode
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Lohan pulls a Mcenroe with backhand volley, asks “Are you kidding me?” after
New York Daily News - Trouble-magnet Lindsay Lohan was busted yet again early Thursday in a chic Manhattan nightclub after punching another woman in a battle of the blondes, police sources said. “Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?” the 26-year-old starlet said, according to TMZ.com, after cops slapped on the handcuffs outside the Chelsea hotspot Avenue [...]
It’s unrealistic to think I’m gonna be here everytime you have a baby – Jessica Simpson pregnant again!
(via usweeklymag.com) Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest — and totally unexpected! — present early: Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms. Oh, wittle JSimps [...]
“Other” Woman shows up at Macho Comacho’s funeral, Hilarity does not ensue
New York Daily News – Hector “Macho” Camacho can’t rest in peace just yet. A catfight involving the slain boxing legend’s alleged lover, his official girlfriend and sisters marred Tuesday’s wake in honor of the former world champion at the Puerto Rico Department of Sports and Recreation. The somber atmosphere took a violent turn when Cynthia [...]
Oxford professor wants to be nicknamed “Bone Saw” after killing colleague with headlock
What do you get when a 49-year-old mathematician puts his 50-year-old professor colleague in a 20-minute headlock that ultimately kills him? You get the odds on favorite at January’s Royal Rumble, that’s what! Though not Russian, Oxford academic Dr. Devinderjit Sivia (right) has already been dubbed The Siberian Express, The Siberian Bull and Death from [...]
Should Zurich Drive-Thru Hooker Lots to be considered near Moose Lake?
Horny Europeans in Zurich may be on to something with their newly developed Drive-In sex booths designed to provide a safer working environment to street walkers. Though they do appear to be missing the bells and whistles of a speaker menu where you could order a brunette with a large shake and extra cheese, you do get [...]
Facebook mistakes elbows for major league yabbos
In a reported “test” of the latest Facebook moderation policies, web blog Theories of the Deep Understanding of Things posted the above picture of a woman relaxing in a tub, which at first glance may appear to be a topless pic (a topless woman in a tub, huh?). My first thought was of course: “Thank you God!” [...]
Tonight’s Powerball Jackpot is Over a Half a Billion Dollars
I’m with Lawrence, man. I think if I was a half a billionaire, I could totally hook that up ‘cuz chicks dig dudes with money. @JerryThornton1
Your problem is that you’re armed, you’re heavily armed
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Four female service members filed a lawsuit Tuesday challenging the Pentagon’s ban on women serving in combat, hoping the move will add pressure to drop the policy just as officials are gauging the effect that lifting the prohibition will have on morale. The lawsuit, filed in federal court in San Francisco, is the [...]
Happy Birthday to Big Time Hard Ass & Voice of Home Depot, Ed Harris!
Today we celebrate the 62nd birthday of legendary action/dramatic curmudgeon, Ed Harris. Ed Harris got his first big break playing John Glenn in “The Right Stuff” and most recently played John McCain in HBO’s “Game Change.” He’s most known for The Rock, Apollo 13, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Beautiful Mind, etc. Yet his most amazing, [...]
Beer Pong Game Goes Horribly Wrong
America’s youth always has to take things one step over the line, don’t they? I remember the days when simply writing Penis backwards on my friend’s passed out forehead would be enough. Jesus-H-Christ this guy looks like a modern art masterpiece! (Don’t tell Jerry, but they’ve also invented a Harry Potter version of Beer Pong!) [...]
The 1/2 from 2 1/2 men rips show while promoting new found religion.
NBC 14 News Indiana – Two and a Half Men’s Angus T. Jones is not shy about biting the hand that feeds him. In a recently released video, Jones, who stars as Jon Cryer’s son Jake on the CBS sitcom, calls the show “filth” and urges fans to stop watching it. And no, he’s not [...]
Happy Birthday, Jaleel White! Don’t forget the Potato(e) Salad!
On this day, we celebrate the birth of Jaleel White. Most of you may know him from his “television” stint, but for those true Jaleel fans (I am SURE some exist!), you know his greatest achievement was starring in the 2006 smash, “Who Made the Potatoe Salad?” This is a movie I actually own, [...]
Confetti Dropped at the Macy’s Parade is Made From Confidential Police Records. Beautiful… Unethical… Dangerous.
UPPER WEST SIDE, MANHATTAN (PIX11)— Something far more concerning than marching bands, balloons, cheerleaders and clowns was at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Confidential personal information is what some paradegoers found among confetti tossed during the world’s most famous parade. That information included social security numbers and banking information for police employees, some of whom [...]
Teenage Long John Silver’s Manager Arrested for Videotaping Customers in the Ladies Room. Jeez. Doesn’t Anyone F-ing Knock Anymore?
VALLEJO (CBS13) – Women were shocked to learn that they were being secretly videotaped while using the restroom at a Vallejo Long John Silver’s restaurant. Police say a teenage employee at the fast food restaurant was capturing their every move…. Vallejo police say a customer and her daughter used the restroom when they noticed what [...]
Black Friday Shoppers Go Crazy For Deals… We’ve Seen This Before
Mashable – At this Victoria’s Secret store in Overland Park, Kan., buyers push against a line of security guards as the manager opens the store. In the video the manager can be heard screaming over the crowd, “This is so scary. I don’t even want to open the store.” Shoppers were in line for a [...]
Egon lives on! Happy Birthday Harold Ramis
Harold Ramis is the greatest comic talent of the last 100 years to never star in his own movie. He’s shared the stage with Bill Murray in Stripes, Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2, but it is as a writer that he’s a genius. Stripes, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Back to School, Animal House, Groundhog Day and Analyze This. [...]
Ever pick out your own turkey for Thanksgiving? Wishing you a very Pauly Shore holiday!
As we count up all of the many, many things we are thankful for this year (family, friends, Uncle Buck shirtless…) it is only fitting that we take a moment to remember that not everyone has a place to go for the holiday, and some have to rely on the goodness of strangers who have [...]
Everything I Know About Life I Learned from Movies: Parades
In honor of the big Thanksgiving Day Macy’s parade, everything I’ve ever learned about parades from a life spent watching movies: 1. “The Fugitive” – When you’re the worlds most hunted man, you can borrow a green plastic hat off someone’s head in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade and render yourself invisible. Quote: ” If [...]
TV Weatherman Who Got Drugged on Vacation Denies He Soiled His Pants. He’s a Real One-Man Wolfpack.
Philly.com – IT’S THE s—storm of the century. John Bolaris finally got his day in court Friday in Miami, testifying against the Russian crime syndicate charged with using women to scam and drug unsuspecting tourists like him. But he says that experience was marred by report on Philadelphia magazine’s website that he defecated himself, as [...]
Giant Rocket Explodes Right Behind Anderson Cooper? Nothing to See Here…
Gaza – Anderson Cooper had a close call on the Gaza frontline when a rocket exploded just a few blocks from where he was reporting live. The CNN anchor was speaking to the camera in the midst of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict on Sunday night when a rocket exploded close to where he was standing, causing [...]
Protect and Serve, Air Marshall Style
ABC News – Managers at the Federal Air Marshal Service regularly made fun of blacks, Latinos and gays, took taxpayer-paid trips to visit families and vacation spots, and acted like a “bunch of school kid punks,” current and former air marshals tell ABC News.One supervisor was even photographed in 2006 asleep on a flight, carrying [...]
If Trouble Appears We Put It Right Back In Its Place
Breitbart News A sci-fi black comedy about Nazis from the moon invading Planet Earth is one of the hottest tickets at the Berlin film festival, which is better known for its gritty political fare. “Iron Sky”, a B-movie spoof drawing the crowds at the 11-day event in the German capital, imagines that Hitler’s surviving henchmen [...]
Twinkies Factories to Close. “Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?”
We give you the top 5 Twinkie references in Movies. 5: “You, Me and Dupree” “You haven’t really been taking care of yourself. I can’t remember the last time you exercised. And how many Twinkies have you had today?” -Molly Peterson, “You, Me and Dupree” 4: “Click” “Twinkie. You don’t [...]
CBS falls for the Banana in the tailpipe
Hollywood Reporter – CBS has found the heir apparent to Eddie Murphy’s Axel Foley. Brandon T. Jackson has been tapped to star in the network’s Beverly Hills Cop pilot, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. The dramedy from Last Resort executive producer Shawn Ryan centers on Foley’s son, Aaron, a cop working in Beverly Hills as [...]
With the “Red Dawn” Reboot Coming Out: The 12 Elements That Made the 1984 “Red Dawn” So Unrecreateably Awesome
This week the new, updated reboot of the 1984 classic “Red Dawn” opens in theaters. As a general rule, we’re skeptical about remakes. A great movie comes from a particular time and place, and the things that made them work the first time don’t often resonate with an audience 20 years later. Typically, they turn [...]
Footbizzle: Week 10 And The Smoldering Crater Where The Jets’ Season Was
We interrupt coverage of this week’s Whitman’s Sampler Of Quarterback Disasters to bring you this special bulletin. Well, it’s not really a bulletin. More of a scribbling. Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? Noooo…poems, no less. Poems, everybody! The laddie reckons himself a poet. OK, anyway. Since the dawn of the Ryan/Sanchez era in 2009, following [...]
Geek Makes a Replica of a Hobbit House Out of Balloons. Apparently Doesn’t Get That Adventure is OUT There
YouTube – Bag End out of 2600 balloons? Indeed! Over forty hours of build time and our living room moved a few steps closer to the Shire. This is a five minute long time lapse of the whole process. Nice try, pal. Look, I’m as much of a Lord of the Rings nerd [...]
Channing Tatum is the Sexiest Man Alive!
(via people.com) He may have bared (almost) all of that incredibly chiseled body in this year’s Magic Mike but 2012′s Sexiest Man Alive Channing Tatum was still modest when he heard the news. ”My first thought was, ‘Y’all are messing with me,’” says Tatum, who married actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum in 2009. “I told Jenna after we’d been in the bathtub washing our [...]
The People of North Carolina Counter-Protest the KKK in Clown Costumes. I Hate North Carolina Klansmen.
Charlotte – Klu Klux Klan and neo-Nazi members weren’t expecting the circus to show up during their anti-immigration rally in Charlotte, North Carolina. But colourful counter-protestors came dressed as clowns and outnumbered the protestors five to one on Saturday, responding to chants of ‘White Power’ with their own chants of ‘Dwight Power’ and ‘White Flower’. [...]
Iowa Girls’ High School Volleyball is NOT Only a Game
As everyone knows, the world of Iowa high school girls volleyball is a brutal place. Bloodsport. Survival of the fittest. It’s kill or be killed. A dog-eat-dog world and this girl from Winfield-Mount Union is wearing Milk Bone underpants. And nothing proves that like the reaction on both sides. The Fort Madison chick’s teammates don’t [...]
Happy Birthday, Mr. Big! Chris Noth turns 58
Ever mine, ever thine, ever ours… No sexier words were spoken by a fifty-something throwback to what we want romance to be, without all of the dumping and the jilting and sad stuff. You broke our hearts and made us believe that love is so very real and awesome. And you bought her [...]
Mallrats unite as Black Friday Approaches…
Next week kicks off the time of year we love the most – a season of turkey, of drinking champagne before 9 a.m. (or is that just me?) and celebrating the most important thing in life: things. Black Friday has long been a shoppers nirvana and while every year we all swear we’ll never get [...]
In Honor of Movember: A Dirty Dozen of Movie Moustaches So Awesome They Could Cure Cancer by Themselves
Movember.com – During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces, in the US and around the world. With their Mo’s, these men raise vital awareness and funds for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer initiatives. Click here to donate. I’d like to help out [...]
1 in 3 Men Are Too Fat to See Their Willie. It’s a Vicious Cycle.
England – A privately funded campaign is has narrowed in on a tool for helping men to gauge their obesity. When standing upright, can they see their penis? After funding their own survey of 1,000 British men, the health advocacy group found that “33 percent of men in Britain aged between 35 and 60 years [...]
Diane Sawyer Might Have Been Hitting the Scotchy Scotch Scotch Last Night
New York – Diane Sawyer was suffering from ‘exhaustion’ while hosting last night’s marathon election special on ABC, according to senior network sources. The legendary TV anchor, 66, left many viewers asking if she had begun celebrating yesterday’s election results a bit too early. Taking the helm of ABC News’ coverage, the veteran journalist spoke [...]
Election Day Videos Continue… Is there a better Presidential Movie Speech?
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Yes, astronauts can vote from space. But are they old enough to vote?
(UPI.com) According to NASA spokesman Jay Bolden, who spoke with Space.com, the Americans living aboard the International Space Station are able to cast their ballots in Tuesday’s election with a little help from the people in Mission Control. ”They send [their digital ballot] back to Mission Control,” Bolden said. It’s a secure ballot that is then [...]
Youth Voters to decide the race?
If you’re heading out to vote today, you’re probably terrified like me that you’re vote has a good chance of being completely negated by the likes of Bill and Ted… #votesquotes
What Are The Ten Commandments?
HuffPo – How many of the Ten Commandments can you name? If you are like most Americans, the number is far below the full ten. A 2007 survey reported that most Americans could rattle off the ingredients of a Big Mac more readily than the Ten Commandments. And yet the Ten Commandments play an unquestionably [...]
Gov. Christie Goes All Lord Humungus On New Jersey
New Jersey (NJ.com) – After one of the worst weeks in state history, with miles of coast levelled, thousands of homes shredded and millions left in the cold and dark, Gov. Christie tried to rally New Jerseyans at a press conference Sunday. “We’re returning now to a new normal,” he said from Hoboken… The new [...]
November 5th: A Red-Letter Day in the History of Science
November 5th means a lot of things to a lot of different people. To anarchists, it marks the day Guy Fawkes was arrested. To feminists, it’s the day Susan B. Anthony defied the law by voting and was punished with $100 fine and her face on the most unpopular coin ever minted. And fans of [...]
IMDB’s 250+ Movies in 2 minutes, 30 seconds
To be honest I got to 18 before I lost count…
Kill Bill Baby vs Stuffed Dragon goes viral… Which had the best finish?
Oh yeah? We’ve seen this before… Better finish, Lloyd Christmas doggy bag, or dragon stuffing in your face?? Comment and let us know!
The Q School: John Candy’s Legacy at 62
Its hard to think of John Candy with out cracking a smile. He was big, he was lovable but most of all he was funny as Hell. Has there ever been a comedy actor who has worked with so many other greats over his career? Bill Murray, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Tom Hanks, [...]
Happy Halloween from the REAL best Halloween Movie EVER.
Hey there, ghouls! (Get it?!) I hope you are having a spooky day, but if not, get ready for some awesome because, really, the guys may post about movie quotes that will save your life, but I’ll be giving you what you really want, and need: movie quotes to feed your soul. That is what [...]
What a great lamp!
USA Today – Josh Sundquist is a Paralympian, best-selling author, motivational speaker and a self-described terrible rapper. Now he is also the winner of Halloween 2012. He is the winner, you see, because Sundquist dressed up as the leg lamp from A Christmas Story. Yes. He posted a photo of him in costume to his [...]
The Q School: 31 Horror Movie Quotes that Could Save your LIFE!
In the world of Movie Quotes, Horror Films tend to be the bastard child and that’s just the way they would want it to be. Being a horror movie fan is like being part of a special club. They’re scary, they’re gory, they’re your nightmares on film. Most people can’t stomach them, which is why [...]
MovieQuoter’s 2012 King of Halloween: Richard Christy
His boss may be the King of All Media, but when it comes to Halloween there’s only Richard Christy! The Pride of Fort Scott, Kansas, is probably best known as one half of Howard Stern’s dynamic comedy duo (along with pouch-stuffing partner Sal Governale), but he’s also a pumpkin beer aficionado, drummer of metal band [...]
Assessing the Tigers vs the Giants by Movie Quotes:
VS It’s World Series time. And we’d be derelict in our duty if we didn’t size up the Tigers and the Giants the only way we know how: By putting their team names into the Movie Quoter search engine, sloppily throwing them into batting orders and seeing which name generates better Movie Quotes. The matchups: [...]
37 Years Ago Today, Carlton Fisk and Robin Williams Both Hit Home Runs
37 years ago today, October 22, 1975 at precisely 12:30 AM, Carlton Fisk led off the 12th inning of Game 6 of the 1975 World Series with an unforgettable home run. It brought arguably the greatest baseball game ever played to a dramatic conclusion. It extended THE closest, hardest fought World Series of all time [...]
Sailor’s Watch Returned Home After 53 Years. The Uncomfortable Hunk of Metal is Butch’s Birthright
Virginia Beach, Va. – A retired Navy sailor has a beloved watch returned to him – more than a half century after it was stolen. The watch was left in Virginia Beach, but that’s only part of its incredible journey back to its owner. “It’s been to like five states, finally got back to me [...]
Happy National Nut Day!
Go nuts with us on the UK’s third ever National Nut Day -October 22nd 2012. We are celebrating nuts as the nutritious, delicious and environmental heroes of the food world. Nuts give you protein, vitamins, minerals and healthy fats. They make your hair shine and your skin glow. Many reasons for us all to celebrate [...]
Happy Birthday, Princess Leia
Today Carrie Fisher turns 56. She’s the daughter of legends-to-your-grandparents Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. She’s a writer who had her memoirs “Postcards from the Edge” made into a successful movie. She’s been in dozens of movies and TV shows over a 35 year career. But let’s not kid ourselves here. She’ll forever be known [...]
Darth Vader’s Wife Reportedly Punched in the Face… guess the force wasn’t with her.
(via Huffington Post) An Englishman who punched Darth Vader’s wife in the face didn’t know the power of the dark side. Or the police. Ikbal Hare, 35, was arrested in Walsall for the assault, which began on Sept. 20 when he believed that Vader — who changed his name from Mark Nokes years ago — [...]
Some Joker Tries to Blow Up the NYC Federal Reserve
NYC – A bloodthirsty Al Qaeda wanna-be was busted Wednesday after setting out to blow up the Federal Reserve Bank in lower Manhattan with a bogus 1,000-pound bomb he built with the help of undercover FBI agents, officials said… Quasi Nafis allegedly assembled the bomb early Wednesday at a Long Island warehouse, pouring what he [...]
In Honor of 007′s 50th Anniversary, the Best Quotes from the James Bond Movies. Shaken, Not Stirred
The release of “Skyfall” marks not only the 23rd James Bond film, but the 50th anniversary of the franchise since it debuted with “Dr. No” in 1962. And while you can argue no character in movie history has had more influence on the culture or spawned more imitators, you can also make the case that [...]
I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on a Saturday… Happy National Boss’ Day!
What? It’s October 16 again?! But I haven’t even put away my National Grilled Cheese Day decorations! Yes, friends, today we celebrate those who deny our vacation requests, keep us late and generally make our lives miserable. Kidding. I actually love my boss. You should come work with me. Anyway, in honor of this very [...]
Skateboarders Cause Riot in the Middle of Downtown. “Oh, Ssshhh***ttt!!!”
LA – An estimated 500 skateboarders rioted at a movie premier in Hollywood Saturday night, smashing police cars windows with rocks and bottles before they were finally subdued. The crowd was gathered for the premiere of Bake and Destroy, a skateboard film sponsored Thrasher Magazine… Officers dressed in riot gear descended upon the scene, forming [...]
Felix Baumgartner and the Seven Movies Where Characters Skydived WITHOUT Parachutes
So by now you’ve all seen the incredible and dramatic footage of Felix Baumgartner jumping out of a capsule on the edge of space and landing safely on his feet in the New Mexico desert. Well color me unawed for one reason. Or seven reasons to be more specific. Because without breaking a sweat I [...]
Happy Birthday, Matt Damon!
Forty-two years ago today, Matthew Paige Damon, otherwise known as “Matt” or “my true husband”, was born. Matt Damon has been in my “top three” (you know what I mean) since I was thirteen years old and first saw the epic film “School Ties”. He played an anti-Semitic jerk who gets his in the end [...]
Happy Columbus Day!
It’s Columbus Day! The day we as a nation of Movie Quoters set aside to pay tribute to the man who discovered the New World. A world of ravenous freaks out to turn him and the few remaining people left alive into Human Happy Meals. A world that he himself would call The United States [...]
It’s October Third. Happy National Mean Girls Day!!
Okay, I’m not going to lie. This morning I thought to myself, “It’s October 3rd. Like when Cady in Mean Girls tells Aaron Samuels it’s October 3rd.” Initially, I blew this off, thinking I am the only person in the world who actually remembers this, and then was delighted to hear that today is ACTUALLY [...]
Ballplayer Hit on the Head in 2005 Finally Gets to Stare Down a Big League Pitcher. And Wink.
If you’re not familiar with him already, meet Miami Marlins player Adam Greenberg. The Marlins first brought Greenberg up to the Majors in 1995. And the first pitch he ever saw in the Bigs was a 92 MPH fastball that hit him in the back of the helmet. And to add insult to injury, that [...]
Professor gets naked in front of class – no word if KFC is still open
LANSING, Mich., Oct. 2 (UPI) — A Michigan State University professor who stripped off his clothes in class was taken to a hospital and is not being charged with a crime, the school said. The university said police received a call just after 1 p.m. Monday about a man shouting in the hallway of the [...]
Pregnant Woman Steals the Tow Truck Repoing Her Car and Crashes It. Now She’ll Take the Bus. She’s a Rock.
Ohio – While most would be furious if they saw their vehicle being towed away, many would just pay the fine and accept it. But one pregnant Ohio woman took a more dangerous approach when she spotted her vehicle being towed away and stole the tow truck, before leading police on a seven-mile high speed [...]
This One Time? In the Cornell Engineering Library?
IvyGate – Yesterday, a tipster alerted us to a thread on Cornell forum EzraHub, where someone had posted a pornographic video they believed was filmed on Cornell’s campus. IvyGate can confirm that the video was filmed in Carpenter Hall, Cornell’s Engineering Library. A link to the video is still up on EzraHub for anyone who [...]
Explosives in LA Skyscraper. All the Nakatomi Employees Evacuated Safely
Los Angeles – It was anything but a typical Tuesday morning at the Wilshire Blvd. headquarters of KNX 1070 Newsradio and friends. Per a dispatch by LA Times reporters Kate Mather and Richard Winton: “The office was cleared after a beeping package was dropped off at a second-floor lobby about 8:20 a.m., according to Los [...]
Corporate Email About a Boss Who Showed His O-Face in the Office Goes Viral
Daily Mail – It is an email that will probably make most senior managers squirm in their seats. An employee at a media agency in London has decided to send a leaving speech detailing his grievances with a company manager to all members of staff. And worse still – that email has now gone [...]
Pres.: Kansas State no longer K-State… last week, they also put liquid paper on a bee and it died.
MANHATTAN, Kan., Sept. 26 (UPI) — The president of Kansas State University said he wants the school to be known nationally as Kansas State, instead of the traditional informal K-State. President Kirk Schulz told Gov. Sam Brownback and state business leaders during a meeting of the Governor’s Council of Economic Advisors the school should be [...]
Dozens charged with KFC torching – because everyone hates The Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face…
BEIRUT, Lebanon, Sept. 25 (UPI) — A judge in Lebanon has charged 45 individuals with setting fire to an American fast-food restaurant during recent protests in Tripoli, a prosecutor said. Military Prosecutor Saqr Saqr said the men are accused of setting fire to a KFC establishment on Sept. 14 while demonstrating against a film insulting [...]
“A Surprise Party? Whose Idea was this?” Bill Murray Turns 62
The Patron Saint of Movie Quoter, Mr. Bill Murray is celebrating his 62nd birthday and what better way to celebrate than to have the self proclaimed Quote Master General himself, your ol’ Uncle Buck, to give you 62 big quotes from the King’s legendary career. Really, its “no big deal.”
Man arrested for stealing his own car – Mrs. Nussbaum declines comment…
NEW CASTLE, Del., Sept. 17 (UPI) — A Delaware man was arrested for allegedly stealing his own impounded car, then leading police on a 35-minute chase before driving into a pond, police said. Donald Smith II, of Bear, was arrested early Friday and charged with theft, trespass and related offenses for the incident, the Philadelphia [...]
Kate Middleton Gets the Giggles When She Meets Topless Tribe Women. Allllrighty Thennnn…
Solomon Islands – The irony could not have been lost on her. And as the Duchess of Cambridge received an intricate beaded necklace from a gaggle of bare-chested locals she couldn’t help but let out a giggle. The Young Royals were garlanded with the traditional jewellery during their visit to the tiny village of Marau [...]
Panda at the National Zoo Gives Birth. Great Story. Compelling and Rich.
Washington – The National Zoo’s female giant panda has given birth to a cub following five consecutive pseudopregnancies (false pregnancies) in as many years. Mei Xiang gave birth Sunday at 10:46 p.m., the zoo said. The staff can hear the cub, but has yet to see it because Mei Xiang has built a large nest [...]
Get over it, go out with somebody else… Woman finds ex from 12 years ago living in attic
ROCK HILL, S.C., Sept. 11 (UPI) — A South Carolina woman said she was shocked to discover her ex-boyfriend from 12 years ago has been living in her attic. The Rock Hill mother of five, who identified herself as Tracy, said her one-year relationship with the 44-year-old man, whose name was not released, ended 12 [...]
Happy Birthday, ESPN
ESPN went on the air September 7, 1979. And to think some believed it would never work. Like a 24 hour cooking network or an all music channel. A financial and cultural disaster. @JerryThornton1
Sweet Picture of Couple Getting Arrested is Cool. Like Fonzie.
NYC – A Brooklyn photographer who happened upon an amorous couple getting arrested launched a full out search for the identity of the lovebirds. Mo Gelber, who specializes in street photography, captured the well-timed smooch as the pair was being carted off by New York City’s finest in August. He entered the photograph, ‘Last Kiss,’ [...]
Buffalo Bill Lives: Convicted Killer to get sex-change on Tax Payer’s dime
BOSTON (AP) — State prison officials must provide taxpayer-funded sex-reassignment surgery to a transgender inmate serving life in prison for murder, because it is the only way to treat her ‘‘serious medical need,’’ a federal judge ruled Tuesday. Michelle Kosilek was born male but has received hormone treatments and now lives as a woman in an [...]
Harold and Kumar host the DNC: “Check it out. Those guys look like a lame version of us.”
Suddenly Clint Eastwood and an empty chair seems like highbrow comedy. I get the push for the youth vote but does this mean marijuana is the key to stabilizing the health care debate?
New Book by Navy Seal Gives the Details on the Bin Laden Raid. America. F^$% Yeah!
“No Easy Day”, a new memoir written by ex-Navy Seal Matt Bissonette details the account of the mission to apprehend bin Laden… The memoir contradicts the official White House version of the events of the raid on bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad on several factual points. The author points out that bin Laden was shot [...]
This Paralympics Table Tennis Shot is So Good it MIght Put World Peace in Our Hands. Something Like That.
This incredible shot comes courtesy of British Paralympian David Wetherhill. I’ve watched it dozens of times and still can’t believe anyone… let alone a guy with disabilities… could pull off a move like this. I mean any disabled guy who can play Ping Pong like this deserves more than a medal. He should meet the [...]
Russell Crowe Gets Lost Kayaking. How Lubberly and Un-navy Like
LONG ISLAND, N.Y. – Oscar-winning actor Russell Crowe lost his way kayaking in the waters off New York’s Long Island and was picked up by a U.S. Coast Guard boat and ferried to a harbor, officials said Sunday. The 48-year-old actor was kayaking with a friend and launched from Cold Spring Harbor Saturday afternoon on [...]
Tropical Storm Kirk: “Where no wind has gone before” or “Double Dumbass on you!”
National Hurricane Center – - KIRK IS NOT EXPECTED TO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. VISIBLE SATELLITE IMAGES AND A 1214 UTC ASCAT PASS INDICATE THAT THE SYSTEM STILL HAS A CLOSED CIRCULATION BUT IT IS BECOMING ELONGATED. MAXIMUM RELIABLE WINDS IN THE ASCAT PASS WERE AROUND 45 KT SO THE INITIAL WIND SPEED IS HELD AT THAT VALUE. [...]
Bottle Girl Charged? “You’re not asking the question motherf%cker”
The 24 year old Indiana girl whose nude exploits and ability to hide a bottle in her, um person, has not only earned her the Viral Internet nick name of “Bottle Girl” but now it appears she could be in more hot water. Forget the charge of “public nudity,” it’s the accusations of copyright infringement [...]
Lifetime Bereavement Award: Michael Clarke Duncan
It’s hard to think about Michael Clark Duncan without thinking about that voice. It’s wasn’t the only thing made him such an imposing figure on screen, being 6’4″ and all-muscle, but it did help make him a perfect voice over star. In person he seemed like the nicest guy you’d want to meet, while with his villainous turns [...]
Kent State Player Picks Up a Fumble and Runs! The! Wrong! Way!
Going the wrong way. Ha. How do these announcers know where he’s going? They’re probably drunk. (Thanks to Mark) @JerryThornton1
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