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Welcome back, Twinkies.

Our long, national nightmare is over. You were missed. My only regret is aren’t more movies that have celebrated your delicious, non-nutritious glory. Thanks, Ghostbusters, Zombieland and the Die Hards:

10) “Take the Twinkie out of your mouth and grab a pencil, will ya?”
- Die Hard 2: Die Harder

9) “I want my Twinkies, Janice Avery!” – Bridge to Terabithita

8) “Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where’s the f*cking Twinkies? …Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain’t over.”

7) “Twinkie. You don’t need ‘em. You don’t need ‘em. You do need a Yodel, though.” – “Click”

6) “You haven’t really been taking care of yourself. I can’t remember the last time you exercised. And how many Twinkies have you had today?”
- You, Me and Dupree

5) “There’s a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna go… empty.”
- Zombieland

4a) Dr. Egon Spengler: “Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie…thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.”
“That’s a big Twinkie” – Ghostbusters

4b)”Tell him about the Twinkie.”
“What about the Twinkie?”

3) “Twinkies and wine? Oh, that’s real class, Jan.”

2) “Roy? Roy, you all right?”
“Just trying to fire down a 1,000-year-old Twinkie. What do they put in them?”
“Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil… polysorbate 60… and yellow dye number five. Just everything a growing boy needs.”
- Die Hard

1) “Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?” – Zombieland


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