Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Sam Elliott - MovieQuoter

Who said that?

You know what this is?

The love of your life?

Good for you, counselor. Me, too.

No, actually it’s fuck you asshole!

I know what you’re thinkin’! I’m young and quick, and he’s old and slow!

Yeah, and you’re a fuckin’ genius! Now listen up. This gun is clean, no serial number. So if I blow out what’s left of your brain and chuck it in the East River, your case is closed. The people downtown are gonna file you under DSAF. Did Society A Favor.” Got it?

I met the love of my life once. Only I killed her dog before I got a chance to tell her. Man, she was everything I ever wanted. I met her at Shakespeare in the park. Told her I was a lawyer – that line seemed to work for you. Rained like hell that day. I had an umbrella. We went back to her apartment, she went to the bathroom, I sat on the couch. She had this great big damn dog. Dog had a ball. I threw the ball, the dog brought it back. I threw it again, harder. I’ll never forget the sound of that dog’s paws on the newly waxed floor. How was I supposed to know she’d left the window open? The dog fell thirteen floors and landed on a parked car. I looked out the window, took one look, threw up, and left. Left. Without ever tellin’ her she was the one.

Don’t bet on it.

The Double Douche!

I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead.

You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?

That girl has way too many brains to have an ass like that.

That gal’s got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

Not hardly. This is the part where I tell you I want you for myself.

This place has a sign hangin’ over the urinal that says, Don’t eat the big white mint”.

A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there ‘n die or kill the motherfucker!

If you’re gonna eat like an animal, take your food out to the barn.

Must be.

It’s Rusty.

What? Ah shit!

If you get wasted off that crap, I’m not gonna stay here and babysit.

Rocky, your mom sometimes does the wrong things, but for the right reasons.

Oh come on. You and your old man have been going through this $hit for the longest time I can remember. Got to again, didn’t he? Got you ready for another one of those 2-hour screamers. Gets you to the place where I’m gonna put you through the God Damn wall.

Oh. I see.