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Why would I mind you asking? Two cards. I just got out of prison.

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You know you’re on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn’t that what they say?

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I’m going after Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy, alone.

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All the things you probably hate about travelling -the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi- are warm reminders that I’m home

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Well what the hell does he know, he’s just an ignorant old man?

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She has clouded your mind and you’re not thinking straight.

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What stories? You don’t have any stories.

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Well, I lost something…I lost someone. That’s why I’m here.

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I am the only daddy you got! I’m the damn paterfamilias!

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Well, that right there may be the reason you’ve had difficulty findin’ gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce…

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At what point were you going to stop and go back to what made you happy?

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Too dependent on other people.

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Hope it doesn’t cheapen our relationship.

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Second task, power – on the night of the fight, we’re gonna throw the switch on Sin City. Basher, it’s your show.

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I know what I’m doing.

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Why are you telling our gals that I was hit by a train?

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No, that’s why we love athletes. Kids love them because they follow their dreams.

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Are you satisfied with Maestro?

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That’s what makes S.F. so badass; we got the best flashlights.

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I don’t spend a nickel, if I can help it, unless it somehow profits my mileage account.

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Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.

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I don’t want FOP Damn it, I’m a Dapper Dan Man!

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That’s right, Dick. I want them so much, I can taste it.

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Protocol’s always tricky.

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Your head wasn’t even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy.

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A little Disneyland, isn’t it?

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Maestro doesn’t instant checkout. I like to park and go.

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And you are…?

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Is that a law firm?

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You know Alfred, he wouldn’t say anything, but I can tell.

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A 9,000 hectare lake.

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Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it’d be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net.

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If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Hallowe’en…would fall…on the same day.

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Woo! Hot Damn, son I believe you did sell your soul to the devil.

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You know, I was once in a vault while it was being robbed.

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Sounds like a trap.

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Wow. That’s kind of like getting fired over the Internet.

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I’d be the seventh person to do it. More people have walked on the moon.

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Just tell me what we did here!

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My guess is he’s divided these bricks into several different stashes. Just one of these stashes will be easy to take from Saddam’s deserting army, and that will be enough to get us out of our day jobs. Unless, of course, you reservists are in love with your day jobs.

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This morning. Your new friend. Did you wake him up for an awkward goodbye or did you just slip out and make him feel like a whore?

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Rusty’s not 50 years old.

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The treasure is still there boys, believe me.

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Maybe you need a new deodorant.

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Does he make you laugh?

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You really want to know?

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Great stems, though…

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Load the people into the Humvee!

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Tess, you’re doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older.

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It’s something, isn’t it? Hundred bucks, all in – not counting my labor, and the…cost of the dildo. Those things aren’t cheap. See, I’d like to…

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I am a man of constant sorrow, I’ve seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised.

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Yeah, but they seemed big.

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She knows who we are.

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What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job.

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You know, last trip I thought you had something to offer. But you know, you’re just a punk.

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How are you feeling?

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Which one is the amazing Yen?

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Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you’re cold-decking Teen Beat cover boys.

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I do apologize about that Pete.

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She’s seven.

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Well, I guess hard times flush the chump. Everybody’s lookin’ for answers…Where the hell’s he goin’?

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I don’t want to brag.

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Where should we start?

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It’s never been tried.

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That’s right, Conrad, that’s what they do.

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You have no idea.

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Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it.

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You’ll get a shitload of fish. I’ve gone out before and motored back with so much stock little boys like you had to pack it on the pier. I always find the fish, always! And I will this time. So don’t fuck with me!

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No, wait, honey! Finding one little ring in the middle of all that water is one hell of a heroic task!

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35 minutes a flight. I travel 270 days a year. That’s 157 hours. That makes seven days. You’re willing to throw away an entire week on that?

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Yeah, those were nice…

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You mean it has a brain?

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Well, you lying…unconstant…succubus!

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My fence seemed confident enough.

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I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias!

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That’s not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson?

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That’s right, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

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Back of the car…not the…rear-entry situation…

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It ain’t the law!

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It’s 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let’s go!

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Why not do it?

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Amsterdam, it is. Clock’s running guys. Let’s go.

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You said I’d better know what I’m doing.

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Aww…Maplewood card. How dare you bring that into this place?

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It was in the guy’s ass.

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No, you don’t need to tell him that…

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No, he’s just hibernating.

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No, he’s very clear on both.

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Starting when I was 12, we moved each one of my grandparents into a nursing facility. My parents went the same way. Make no mistake, we all die alone. Now those cult members in San Diego, with the sneakers and the Kool-Aid, they didn’t die alone. I’m just saying there are options.

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It’s our pleasure, Big Dan.

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That new outfit, Colonial, it’s not bad.

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How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you’re carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life…you start with the little things. The shelves, the drawers, the knickknacks, then you start adding larger stuff. Clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, your TV…the backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. You go bigger. Your couch, your car, your home…I want you to stuff it all into that backpack. Now I want you to fill it with people. Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends, folks around the office…and then you move into the people you trust with your most intimate secrets. Your brothers, your sisters, your children, your parents and finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend. You get them into that backpack, feel the weight of that bag. Make no mistake your relationships are the heaviest components in your life. All those negotiations and arguments and secrets, the compromises. The slower we move the faster we die. Make no mistake, moving is living. Some animals were meant to carry each other to live symbiotically over a lifetime. Star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not swans. We are sharks.

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Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?

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I’m putting you on ice.

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I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?

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Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.

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Kind of lonely, huh?

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I trust you, Alfred.

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You don’t have it. Three million!

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Hey, Freeze. The heat is on.

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Alfred’s not sick, he’s dying.

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I’m not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.

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C’MON, YOU BITCH!

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Yeah, I’m ready to work with you.

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It’s ten million miles.

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You get lifetime executive status. You get to meet the chief pilot, Maynard Finch.

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Maybe your friends think I’m just a stranger, my face you never will see no more. But there is one promise that is given, I’ll meet you on God’s golden shore.

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Uh, yes sir, it is.

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No, it’s gonna work. I just gotta get close enough to talk to her. Takin’ off with us has got more future than marryin’ a guy named Waldrip. I’m Goddamned bona fide!

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That’s not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi’s a little more hard-nosed.

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No shit. On the job?

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Do I look 50 to you?

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It’s Poison Ivy too. She has us fighting over her.

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You break it, you buy it.

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No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.

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Is that your idea of making a contribution?

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And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building.

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You can’t display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!

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Well, it didn’t look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.

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Pete, it’s a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

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There’s nothing cheap about loyalty.

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That’s why we’re going to be very careful. Very precise

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They never have available upgrades.

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This is not time for jokes, fellas!

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The way it works is, you do the thing you’re scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.

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No unnecessary shots, Conrad, ’cause we know what they do.

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What I want; what’s most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. Now I’m here to give you that chance.

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Bad- Yes. Guy? No.

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You work for Tuchman Marsh?

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Ex wife. It’s not about that.

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Daniel Ocean.

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The boys are talking? About how I lost it? Billy Tyne’s lost it? Things get a little slow they’re ready to draw and quarter you. I didn’t think you would go along with them.

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So you’re against me now too? Is that how it is boys? The whole world, God almighty, and now you.

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My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.

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Well that ring is at the bottom of a pretty durn big lake.

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We came this close to losing that.

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That’s exactly what it is, it’s luggage. You know how much time you lose by checking in?

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Pete’s cousin turned us in for the bounty.

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Your resume says you minored in French Culinary Arts. Most students work the frier at KFC. You busted tables at Il Picatorre to support yourself. Then you got out of college and started working here. How much did they pay you to give up on your dreams?

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I’m a parenthesis?

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Hold on, I don’t want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.

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Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that’d teach him.

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Oh you can call me Devlin.

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Tommy, what you ridin’ there?

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All right, we’ll get one more.

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Of course not honey…

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Oh, there’s no apology necessary, Alfred. It’s the first time it’s happened in 30 years.

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Well Bobby has a lot of faith in you.

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Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

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If they were waitress.

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Wait. Greco? Roman?

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Russ, do you remember what we said back when we first got into this business. We said we were gonna play the game…

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To whom it may concern: I can’t begin to count the number of people I’ve fired in my lifetime. So many that I’ve forgotten what it’s like to actually hire someone. We’ve never met, but I know you’d be lucky to have Natalie Keener. My advice? Take her and don’t look back. She’ll be the best decision you’ve made in a long time.

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I thought you were gonna stay in the museum. Round up some thugs.

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Ahh! Jesus, Bruiser, not until later!

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You get the ice, I’ll get the Ice-man.

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Sit down. What do you see here?

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Oh, don’t tell me you’re on his side, again.

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You said that you sold this.

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I’m not joking, Tess.

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Why do they always paint hallways that color?

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You don’t have to do that.

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This is why Superman works alone.

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I’m surrounded by people to talk to. I doubt that’s gonna change.

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As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment.

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It’s a personal question.

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It’s not like that. The miles are the goal.

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It’s not their fight.

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I don’t know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision…

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I thought I was a part of your life.

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That was our pleasure.

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Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny.

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I know. That’s the way it works.

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You know that moment when you look into somebody’s eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second?

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Bugs, how you making out?

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As you say, ma’am, I was never charged.

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So how much do we all owe, each?

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It’s a plane ticket. A job offer.

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Pete got a brother?

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Governor, it’s one of our favorites.

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The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don’t know how I’m gonna keep my coiffure in order.

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You know why kids love athletes?

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I detect, like me, you’re endowed with the gift of gab.

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Oh, yeah? Well, you can’t marry my wife!

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Something that screws up the Greco?

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I know, somebody gets hurt. You don’t hear Yen complaining.

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What’s the most important thing in life?

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Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?

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You called his niece a whore.

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It’s not about that.

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Why would you do that?

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I was pretty excited the day that bad boy came in.

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No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.

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Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don’t happen for no reason, Delmar. It’s obviously some kinda judgment on his character.

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So we go abroad. How ’bout we go to…

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A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

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Never. Is that so bizarre?

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Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.

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Son, you’ve got a problem.

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