Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Aziz Ansari - MovieQuoter

Eye five!

Down low…

Actually, he’s a snail. I’m a sluuuug. No shell over here, baby. It just slows me down.

Hit the mammoth, win a prize!

You wanna fuck my sister?

No, I’m holding the bag.

Quit lookin’ at me, moustache!

What the fuck? Is that thing real?

When you were nailing Tina Scotto?


Okay, climb through the window.

Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?

Don’t even bother calling the cops! We own the cops!

What? That’s some John McClane shit! Yes!

And your first though was to come to a school, filled with young children

Go get us our money and THEN everybody get down on the ground!

Everybody! Get down on the ground NOW and go get us our money!

Okay, what if we saw off both of your arms, slip the vest over your head, than go to the hospital, they’ll re-attach your arms. We’ll just keep your arms on ice the whole time.

I don’t know what to do, man. All these sites have different shit. There’s not a lot of consensus in the bomb disarming community. What did they do in the Hurt Locker?

Painting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery, ’cause if we go in with our plastic guns then the cops will shoot us in our face…

Maybe I should just become a bank robber. I’m pretty good at it. Teachers don’t make shit. Bank robbers make bank.

Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There’s one of me eating cheese off some girl’s titties.

You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.


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