Movie Quotes for Anthony Michael Hall

What are you waiting for?

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Not if you’re gonna insult me.

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Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.

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Hey, ya’ got Pac Man?

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You own a church?

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Dad, you wan an Asprin?

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Come nightfall this city is mine…

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Ha ha! Don’t hit anything.

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I stabbed my brain.

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You know, I’m getting input here that I’m reading as relatively hostile.

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Mom, my sandwich is all wet.

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Jake, I don’t have a car.

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Look, wheez, I told you not to call me here.

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Jake, would I dick you? Let me put it to you this way, what happens to me if I dick you?

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I’m dead.

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Jake, I’m only a freshman.

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Very nice! We’re five minutes in…I’m at a loss.

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I’m Mike Engel for Gotham Tonight. What does it take to make you people join in? You failed to kill the lawyer. I’ve got to get you off the bench…

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Dad wasn’t speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to…

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Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y’know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I’m too torqued up to say no.

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You know – things, life, whatnot.

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That’s not the question.

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This is a motherfu – ! This is a Rolls Royce, Jake.

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Just answer me one question.

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Jake, is your dad a big man?

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She gave ‘em to me.

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I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But that’s just so my friends won’t think, you know, I’m a jerk.

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Is that a real gun, Mom?

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…and anyone left here plays by my rules.

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This is not my department.

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You wanna know what happened? Buy the book!

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Right! So why would I lie? But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, that if all you want of the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I’ll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me to kick your ass. I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.

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Girls will do that, Jake. You know? They know that guys are like in perpetual heat, right? They know they shit, and they enjoy pumping us up. It’s pure power politics. I’m telling you.

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Dear Bruce; I need to explain. I need to be honest and clear. I’m going to marry Harvey Dent. I love him. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman we could be together, I meant it. But I’m not sure the day will come when you will no longer need Batman. I hope it does and if it does I will be there, but only as your friend. I’m sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people. Love, now and always, – Rachel.

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That was a crummy Wyatt Earp dad. He was wearing jogging shoes.

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Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.

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Oh thank you, thanks.

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Games, Jake. Silly torturous games. You know how many times I’ve gone without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Any halfway decent girl can rob me – blind! Because I’m too torked up to say no. It’s heinous, I’m telling you.

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If you don’t want to be in the game…get out now.

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Yeah, come on. It’ll be real easy for Normie to find Aunt Edna. All he has to do is look for the buzzards.

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So, what’s your story? I mean, you got a guy, or…?

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Ya’ got Space Invaders?

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And into the game.

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No he wasn’t, Mom. He…

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Ya’ got Asteroids?

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Dad, this isn’t the car you ordered.

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Jake, I don’t have license.

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Nice ma – nice manners, babe!

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Take those ridiculous things off!

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This, uh, this your car, Jake?

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Where the hell am I?

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I’m not really a farmer. I’m a freshman.

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VERY hostile.

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Jake, I’d love to…I can’t.

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Want a pretzel?

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Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I’m perfect!

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Yeah, but the thing is, I’m kinda like the leader. Kinda like the king of the dipshits.

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SO? So? I hear the grill ALONE costs five grand on this. Five grand! You have five grand? I don’t have five grand!

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You gave me a birth control pill? Do you know what that can do to a guy my age?

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Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

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Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We’re safe as kittens.

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This information cannot leave this room. Okay? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.

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I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud.

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No! She cranked for you. I told her you asked about her, right? The girl freaked. She had a hissy. She thinks you’re the cats meow!

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By night’s end, I predict me and her will interface.

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Would you guys please hurry up? I’m breaking like 30 major laws here.

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Damn it, Mom, I’ve got my headgear on!

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