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Movie Quotes for Anthony Anderson
Yo DJ, spin that shit!
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Relax man. I’m just trying to grab some nuts.
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Look I’m just trying to help him save face, okay? If he keep asking questions like that, motherfuckers gonna think he stupid.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Ha ha, so you got your own nightclub?
Movie:
Life
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Cookie
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Or what if we stop livin’ over here
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
PUT THE WEAPON ON THE DECK AND STEP AWAY FROM SERGEANT SULLIVAN!
Movie:
The Departed
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Brown
See, what happened was we put the money in the jacket and then the jacket on the…
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
This doesn’t work without mics, Simmons!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
We’re having a very intimate, non-gay moment.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
I thought she had rats?
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
I appreciate you going through all the trouble over my cornbread; you don’t get a lot of compliments around here.
Movie:
Life
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Cookie
I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he’s hopping away!
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
I know! I’m looking! I’ve never seen so much green in one little brown package.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it’s gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they’re gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don’t fall for that, alright?
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
Well get it outta there then!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
You mean to tell me that traveled halfway across the world to pay for our own execution?
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
You a motherfuckin’ disgrace!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Secure the aft doors and adjust the motherfucking rotor pedals!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Oh, this is one big load.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Unless…you a zombie.
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Maggie, what are you doing here? This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace…
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
Don’t worry, Charlie. We’ll get the money back, all right? He can’t go far.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Can I hold it?
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Where are the mics?
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
No. Charlie’s stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Shit, that’s simple. Tell me this-what’s a deutron made of?
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Shit, yo’ ass gonna be lucky to get into Duke, gettin’ a muthafuckin’ 1430 on yo’ SATs.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Then what’s this motherfuckin’ electron doing over here?
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Hey, man, that’s like fifty grand in there.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Sal won’t kill you. He’s married to your mother.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
I’m pretty sure she is, Charlie.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
These two motherfuckers can do the shopping, and I’ll do the cooking.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Put the weapon on the ground and we’ll discuss it.
Movie:
The Departed
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Brown
No what’s that in inches?
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
You can’t go to bed dead! That shit would’ve been redundant.
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
You lock yo’ door?
Movie:
Barbershop
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
J.D.
Maybe you do. But right now I need you to put the weapon on the deck and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!
Movie:
The Departed
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Brown
Cause’ you’re alive when you go to sleep.
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Motherfucker, it can’t be that hard, it’s just lift versus drag and rotation.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Oh you know, just school shit and shit.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Yo George, you need something? I’ll do anything for you…ANYTHING…
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Really don’t answer that!
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Put down the gun and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!
Movie:
The Departed
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Brown
Then why your sister in the room, man?
Movie:
Barbershop
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
J.D.
I’ll be right back.
Movie:
Scream 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Deputy Perkins
I know this one. You’re not supposed to say that, are you?
Movie:
Scream 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Deputy Perkins
Now lets say you walking down the street, strutting yo stuff, and someby yells out and screams Hey baby! Why don’t you back that thing up and show me whatcha got and whatcha gon do?
Movie:
Big Momma's House
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Nolan
Lee Harvey, what’s the diameter of a chicken egg?
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? Who hasn’t?
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen
I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin’ he woke up dead!
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
I know it’s a continent. I read the book.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
‘Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain’t there!
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
That’s because it’s a rat, fool!
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Our daddy didn’t kill no cop and he sure as shit didn’t kidnap no skinny-ass bitch!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Well, get this motherfucker off the ground!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Don’t answer that!
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
If you’re gonna do that, give it here! Let me kiss it for good luck.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Die, Grandma! Die! Die! I loved you! I loved you!
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
It’s the Maaaatrix!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen, Glen's Cousin
It’s gonna be raining my motherfucking cookies if motherfuckers don’t cut out this turbulence shit!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Grandma? The zombies have got my grandma!
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
No, it can be done.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
So she tells me, You never finish anything. You finish the police course you get taken care of again baby. So after graduation I get a blowjob again.
Movie:
The Departed
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Brown
So, if they’re friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
I’m gonna put that on MySpace.
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Don’t talk to me! Don’t talk to me criminal!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal, Lee Harvey, Shonte Jr.
Hey, I’m still a virgin…
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
Charlie, before you put it away, can I at least smell it?
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean he would just turn over ass up in your face and wouldn’t give a fuck!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Now, disengage the goddamn inverter switch!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Just want to roll around in it!
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
I found their weakness. They’re powerless without their heads!
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
…how classified?
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
Hey get away from him broad!
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Shoot that motherf…!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
C.J., what are you doin’?
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
But you are in the bed. That’s how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
Movie:
Scary Movie 3
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Maybe we should just flush it.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
The kangaroo got the money!
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis, Sal Maggio, Kangaroo Jack
You’d have to have a muthafuckin’ aneurysm to get a 1430, shit.
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
Yeah if Waffles had a crazed look in her eyes and her face caked in blood.
Movie:
Kangaroo Jack
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Louis
No, man. You can’t appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain’t David Copperfield!
Movie:
Scary Movie 4
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Mahalik
Hey, don’t drop the soap!
Movie:
Barbershop
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
J.D.
Shut up, Grandma!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
That’s why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don’t touch it, you’re guilty!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don’t say nothing.
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
It was her! She did it! She did it! She’s the one you want!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
My grandma don’t like nobody on her carpet, especially police!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That’s only three. That’s Wolverine!
Movie:
Transformers
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Glen Whitmann
Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
Movie:
Me, Myself & Irene
Actor:
Anthony Anderson
Character:
Jamaal
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