Movie Quotes for Anthony Anderson

Yo DJ, spin that shit!

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Relax man. I’m just trying to grab some nuts.

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Look I’m just trying to help him save face, okay? If he keep asking questions like that, motherfuckers gonna think he stupid.

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Ha ha, so you got your own nightclub?

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That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

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Or what if we stop livin’ over here

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I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.

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She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.

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PUT THE WEAPON ON THE DECK AND STEP AWAY FROM SERGEANT SULLIVAN!

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See, what happened was we put the money in the jacket and then the jacket on the…

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This doesn’t work without mics, Simmons!

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We’re having a very intimate, non-gay moment.

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I thought she had rats?

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I appreciate you going through all the trouble over my cornbread; you don’t get a lot of compliments around here.

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I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he’s hopping away!

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You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!

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I know! I’m looking! I’ve never seen so much green in one little brown package.

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Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it’s gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they’re gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don’t fall for that, alright?

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Well get it outta there then!

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You mean to tell me that traveled halfway across the world to pay for our own execution?

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You a motherfuckin’ disgrace!

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Secure the aft doors and adjust the motherfucking rotor pedals!

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Oh, this is one big load.

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Unless…you a zombie.

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Maggie, what are you doing here? This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace…

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Don’t worry, Charlie. We’ll get the money back, all right? He can’t go far.

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Can I hold it?

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Where are the mics?

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No. Charlie’s stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.

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Shit, that’s simple. Tell me this-what’s a deutron made of?

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Shit, yo’ ass gonna be lucky to get into Duke, gettin’ a muthafuckin’ 1430 on yo’ SATs.

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Then what’s this motherfuckin’ electron doing over here?

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Hey, man, that’s like fifty grand in there.

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Sal won’t kill you. He’s married to your mother.

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I’m pretty sure she is, Charlie.

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These two motherfuckers can do the shopping, and I’ll do the cooking.

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Put the weapon on the ground and we’ll discuss it.

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No what’s that in inches?

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You can’t go to bed dead! That shit would’ve been redundant.

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You lock yo’ door?

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Maybe you do. But right now I need you to put the weapon on the deck and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!

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Cause’ you’re alive when you go to sleep.

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Motherfucker, it can’t be that hard, it’s just lift versus drag and rotation.

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Oh you know, just school shit and shit.

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Yo George, you need something? I’ll do anything for you…ANYTHING…

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Really don’t answer that!

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Put down the gun and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!

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Then why your sister in the room, man?

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I’ll be right back.

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I know this one. You’re not supposed to say that, are you?

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Now lets say you walking down the street, strutting yo stuff, and someby yells out and screams Hey baby! Why don’t you back that thing up and show me whatcha got and whatcha gon do?

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Lee Harvey, what’s the diameter of a chicken egg?

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So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? Who hasn’t?

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I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin’ he woke up dead!

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I know it’s a continent. I read the book.

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‘Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain’t there!

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That’s because it’s a rat, fool!

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Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?

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Our daddy didn’t kill no cop and he sure as shit didn’t kidnap no skinny-ass bitch!

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Well, get this motherfucker off the ground!

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Don’t answer that!

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If you’re gonna do that, give it here! Let me kiss it for good luck.

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Die, Grandma! Die! Die! I loved you! I loved you!

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It’s the Maaaatrix!

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It’s gonna be raining my motherfucking cookies if motherfuckers don’t cut out this turbulence shit!

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Grandma? The zombies have got my grandma!

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No, it can be done.

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So she tells me, You never finish anything. You finish the police course you get taken care of again baby. So after graduation I get a blowjob again.

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So, if they’re friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?

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I’m gonna put that on MySpace.

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Don’t talk to me! Don’t talk to me criminal!

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Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!

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Hey, I’m still a virgin…

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Charlie, before you put it away, can I at least smell it?

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Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean he would just turn over ass up in your face and wouldn’t give a fuck!

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Now, disengage the goddamn inverter switch!

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Just want to roll around in it!

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I found their weakness. They’re powerless without their heads!

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…how classified?

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Hey get away from him broad!

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But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?

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Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!

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Shoot that motherf…!

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C.J., what are you doin’?

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But you are in the bed. That’s how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

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No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?

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Maybe we should just flush it.

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The kangaroo got the money!

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Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!

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You’d have to have a muthafuckin’ aneurysm to get a 1430, shit.

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Yeah if Waffles had a crazed look in her eyes and her face caked in blood.

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No, man. You can’t appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain’t David Copperfield!

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Hey, don’t drop the soap!

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Shut up, Grandma!

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That’s why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don’t touch it, you’re guilty!

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I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don’t say nothing.

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It was her! She did it! She did it! She’s the one you want!

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My grandma don’t like nobody on her carpet, especially police!

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Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That’s only three. That’s Wolverine!

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Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!

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