Movie Quotes for Andy Dick

"He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that’s neither here nor there."

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"Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though."

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"You know I really liked that movie, ’cause of all the flying and the magic."

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"Quickly, muster atop your steed. Buddy, get on the friggin’ horse. I don’t think he’s kidding."

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"Preferred customer my ASS!"

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"Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don’t care if we’re talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays."

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"Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you’d like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How’s that sound? I’ve got it. Why don’t we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it."

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"You can use a little teeth but we don’t want to be a biter. Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!"

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"Who’s hungry? Who’s hungry? Who’s hungry?"

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"The secret to a good BJ is focus. I don’t care if we’re talking about your husband of 10 years or just some hot sailor you met at TJI Fridays a couple of months ago who never did call me back but did leave me with a little something called herpes…which I then gave to the dog. But that’s neither here nor there. Grab your vegetables!"

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"A dashing appellation. What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?"

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"When I get back I’m going to show you something I like to call croutching tiger, hidden penis."

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"Oh, that’s funny to you? You won’t be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye."

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"You know, when I get back there I’m going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis."

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"By the way, Cheech, that credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out, so don’t go spending all your cash on needles and guns just yet."

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