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Movie Quotes for Andy Dick
"
He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that’s neither here nor there."
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Oral Sex Instructor
"
Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though."
Movie:
Road Trip
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Motel Clerk
"
You know I really liked that movie, ’cause of all the flying and the magic."
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Garry
"
Quickly, muster atop your steed. Buddy, get on the friggin’ horse. I don’t think he’s kidding."
Movie:
The Cable Guy
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Medieval Times host
"
Preferred customer my ASS!"
Movie:
The Cable Guy
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Medieval Times host
"
Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don’t care if we’re talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays."
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Garry
"
Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you’d like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How’s that sound? I’ve got it. Why don’t we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it."
Movie:
Road Trip
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Motel Clerk
"
You can use a little teeth but we don’t want to be a biter. Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!"
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Garry
"
Who’s hungry? Who’s hungry? Who’s hungry?"
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Garry
"
The secret to a good BJ is focus. I don’t care if we’re talking about your husband of 10 years or just some hot sailor you met at TJI Fridays a couple of months ago who never did call me back but did leave me with a little something called herpes…which I then gave to the dog. But that’s neither here nor there. Grab your vegetables!"
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Oral Sex Instructor
"
A dashing appellation. What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?"
Movie:
Inspector Gadget
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Kramer
"
When I get back I’m going to show you something I like to call croutching tiger, hidden penis."
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Garry
"
Oh, that’s funny to you? You won’t be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye."
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Garry
"
You know, when I get back there I’m going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis."
Movie:
Old School
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Oral Sex Instructor
"
By the way, Cheech, that credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out, so don’t go spending all your cash on needles and guns just yet."
Movie:
Road Trip
Actor:
Andy Dick
Character:
Motel Clerk
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