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Movie Quotes for Amy Poehler
Expecting what? A Social Security check?
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Regina! There about to announce the queen.
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
You know what we should do?
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
There’s something wrong with your toilet.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty good.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.
Movie:
Shrek the Third
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Snow White
Yeah, I’ll be right down. GOD DAMN IT!
Movie:
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Ruth
Stop framing your face!
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my count was…
Movie:
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Computer
Yes, Gallaxhar.
Movie:
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Computer
Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!
Movie:
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Ruth
Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
You’re just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land.
Movie:
Shrek the Third
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Snow White
Ian says I need to work on being taller.
Movie:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Eleanor
You people and your space age cars.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Out of the question.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
No, but I know I’m good at getting pregnant.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
I want a common law divorce.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
I’ve been gone for a month.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What’s to get?
Movie:
Shrek the Third
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Snow White
You exist! This means my husband isn’t crazy. Hooray!
Movie:
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Sally O'Malley
Quantonium has been diverted to the bridge. Escape pod is now ready.
Movie:
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Computer
The trajectory of the quantonium meteor leads to a small planet in sector 72-4, a planet locally known as Earth.
Movie:
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Computer
I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
Yeah, and the media loves freaks.
Movie:
Blades of Glory
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Honey, let’s not overwhelm the poor guy, he’s never gonna remember all these names.
Movie:
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Sally O'Malley
Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Movie:
Shrek the Third
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Snow White
Your stupid space car locked me in!
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
No, say you want a snowbone!
Movie:
Blades of Glory
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Fairchild Van Waldenberg
I don’t know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
You went out with him?
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Your busted, tired moves are no match for my security protocols.
Movie:
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Computer
You know what? I wish I was at an Arby’s ’cause there’s better food and cooler people there!
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Quantonium has been detected in the proximity of the Omega quadrant.
Movie:
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Computer
Scott, this may be solid gold, but to us it’s lighter than air, because dreams never weigh you down.
Movie:
Blades of Glory
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Fairchild Van Waldenberg
No! Freedom of speech, it’s in the thing!
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
It feels like I’m shitting a knife!
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
You’re one to talk. Rapunzel Rapunzel let down thy golden extensions.
Movie:
Shrek the Third
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Snow White
Should we clean that up?
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we’ve been together ever since.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Many zentons ago, when I was just a squidling, I found out my parents had…
Movie:
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Computer
I’m sorry but this isn’t working for me.
Movie:
Shrek the Third
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Snow White
I’m a cool mom! Right Regina?
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
Nothing breaks up a team faster than…
Movie:
Blades of Glory
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
Bitch, I don’t know your life!
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Two men skating together? And in our division, no less! Why, Stranz? Why is God singling us out to the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
Movie:
Blades of Glory
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Fairchild Van Waldenberg
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Movie:
Mean Girls
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Mrs. George
Is that what you’re wearing?
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden extension.
Movie:
Shrek the Third
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Snow White
You know I’m not a violent person. But I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.
Movie:
Blades of Glory
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Fairchild Van Waldenberg
I’m sorry I farted into your purse…
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.
Movie:
Baby Mama
Actor:
Amy Poehler
Character:
Angie Ostrowiski
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