Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Amy Poehler - MovieQuoter

Look, I don’t care if your granny is on fire.

Could I get a real bottle, please? I’m an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.

This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.

There was one time I threw my undies at Britney Spears, because it looked like she needed to borrow a pair. On another occasion, I threw my underwear at Michael Jackson; he immediately put it over his son’s head.

You exist! This means my husband isn’t crazy. Hooray!

Honey, let’s not overwhelm the poor guy, he’s never gonna remember all these names.

Ian says that I need to work on being taller.


Good thing we don’t wear pants!

You’re one to talk. Rapunzel Rapunzel let down thy golden extensions.

Should we clean that up?

We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we’ve been together ever since.

Many zentons ago, when I was just a squidling, I found out my parents had…

I’m sorry but this isn’t working for me.

I’m a cool mom! Right Regina?

Nothing breaks up a team faster than…

Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?

Bitch, I don’t know your life!

Two men skating together? And in our division, no less! Why, Stranz? Why is God singling us out to the greatest suffering the world has ever known?

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?

Is that what you’re wearing?

Expecting what? A Social Security check?

Regina! There about to announce the queen.

You know what we should do?

There’s something wrong with your toilet.


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