Movie Quotes for Amy Poehler

Expecting what? A Social Security check?

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Regina! There about to announce the queen.

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You know what we should do?

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There’s something wrong with your toilet.

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He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty good.

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Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.

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Yeah, I’ll be right down. GOD DAMN IT!

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Stop framing your face!

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Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my count was…

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Yes, Gallaxhar.

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Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!

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Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.

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You’re just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land.

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Ian says I need to work on being taller.

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You people and your space age cars.

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Out of the question.

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No, but I know I’m good at getting pregnant.

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I want a common law divorce.

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I’ve been gone for a month.

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The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What’s to get?

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You exist! This means my husband isn’t crazy. Hooray!

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Quantonium has been diverted to the bridge. Escape pod is now ready.

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The trajectory of the quantonium meteor leads to a small planet in sector 72-4, a planet locally known as Earth.

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I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

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Yeah, and the media loves freaks.

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Honey, let’s not overwhelm the poor guy, he’s never gonna remember all these names.

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Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!

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Right! Ladies, assume the position!

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Your stupid space car locked me in!

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No, say you want a snowbone!

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I don’t know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.

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You went out with him?

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Your busted, tired moves are no match for my security protocols.

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You know what? I wish I was at an Arby’s ’cause there’s better food and cooler people there!

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Quantonium has been detected in the proximity of the Omega quadrant.

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Scott, this may be solid gold, but to us it’s lighter than air, because dreams never weigh you down.

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No! Freedom of speech, it’s in the thing!

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Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.

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It feels like I’m shitting a knife!

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You’re one to talk. Rapunzel Rapunzel let down thy golden extensions.

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Should we clean that up?

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We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we’ve been together ever since.

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Many zentons ago, when I was just a squidling, I found out my parents had…

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I’m sorry but this isn’t working for me.

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I’m a cool mom! Right Regina?

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Nothing breaks up a team faster than…

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Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?

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Bitch, I don’t know your life!

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Two men skating together? And in our division, no less! Why, Stranz? Why is God singling us out to the greatest suffering the world has ever known?

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I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?

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Is that what you’re wearing?

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Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden extension.

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You know I’m not a violent person. But I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.

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I’m sorry I farted into your purse…

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Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?

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Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.

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