Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Amy Poehler - MovieQuoter

Look, I don’t care if your granny is on fire.

Could I get a real bottle, please? I’m an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.

This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.

There was one time I threw my undies at Britney Spears, because it looked like she needed to borrow a pair. On another occasion, I threw my underwear at Michael Jackson; he immediately put it over his son’s head.

You exist! This means my husband isn’t crazy. Hooray!

Honey, let’s not overwhelm the poor guy, he’s never gonna remember all these names.

Ian says that I need to work on being taller.

Aaaaaah!

Good thing we don’t wear pants!

Yeah, I’ll be right down. GOD DAMN IT!

Stop framing your face!

Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my count was…

Yes, Gallaxhar.

Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!

Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.

You’re just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land.

Ian says I need to work on being taller.

You people and your space age cars.

Out of the question.

No, but I know I’m good at getting pregnant.

I want a common law divorce.

I’ve been gone for a month.

The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What’s to get?

You exist! This means my husband isn’t crazy. Hooray!

Quantonium has been diverted to the bridge. Escape pod is now ready.

  

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