Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Amy Poehler - MovieQuoter

Look, I don’t care if your granny is on fire.

Could I get a real bottle, please? I’m an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.

This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.

There was one time I threw my undies at Britney Spears, because it looked like she needed to borrow a pair. On another occasion, I threw my underwear at Michael Jackson; he immediately put it over his son’s head.

You exist! This means my husband isn’t crazy. Hooray!

Honey, let’s not overwhelm the poor guy, he’s never gonna remember all these names.

Ian says that I need to work on being taller.

Aaaaaah!

Good thing we don’t wear pants!

There’s something wrong with your toilet.

He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty good.

Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.

Yeah, I’ll be right down. GOD DAMN IT!

Stop framing your face!

Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my count was…

Yes, Gallaxhar.

Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!

Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.

You’re just jealous that I was voted fairest in the land.

Ian says I need to work on being taller.

You people and your space age cars.

Out of the question.

No, but I know I’m good at getting pregnant.

I want a common law divorce.

I’ve been gone for a month.