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Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Amy Poehler - MovieQuoter

Look, I don’t care if your granny is on fire.

Could I get a real bottle, please? I’m an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.

This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.

There was one time I threw my undies at Britney Spears, because it looked like she needed to borrow a pair. On another occasion, I threw my underwear at Michael Jackson; he immediately put it over his son’s head.

You exist! This means my husband isn’t crazy. Hooray!

Honey, let’s not overwhelm the poor guy, he’s never gonna remember all these names.

Ian says that I need to work on being taller.


Good thing we don’t wear pants!

I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

Yeah, and the media loves freaks.

Honey, let’s not overwhelm the poor guy, he’s never gonna remember all these names.

Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!

Right! Ladies, assume the position!

Your stupid space car locked me in!

No, say you want a snowbone!

I don’t know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.

You went out with him?

Your busted, tired moves are no match for my security protocols.

You know what? I wish I was at an Arby’s ’cause there’s better food and cooler people there!

Quantonium has been detected in the proximity of the Omega quadrant.

Scott, this may be solid gold, but to us it’s lighter than air, because dreams never weigh you down.

No! Freedom of speech, it’s in the thing!

Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.

It feels like I’m shitting a knife!


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