Movie Quotes for Alyson Hannigan

So Finch, what will you do with your fancy NYU diploma?

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Oh. Gilligan’s Island, Mr. Howell.

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Its just like this one time at band camp.

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Oh, you’ve never tried it?

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Jim, he’s not doing it to be nice; he’s doing it to bone Cadence.

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I’m still a nympho.

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This one time…um, here.

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Oh, sorry. I just…ah…I could give you some pointers. If you want.

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Oh, Jim…you gotta stop masturbating…it’s melting your brain.

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Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It’s like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.

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Love isn’t just a feeling. It’s shaving your balls.

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How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?

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I don’t know. I just call it boning.

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Horny, like I wanna bone.

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Good Jim. Ooh, you’re making me wet.

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No, I was just saying that so you could practice.

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You’ve gotta control yourself and think of something non-sexual. I haven’t even touched you yet and you’re turning into the Sears Tower.

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No, you dingbat. You don’t just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

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Okay, pretend I’m a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?

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Now don’t freak out I’m gonna do something to push your threshold.

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I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren’t instruments fun?

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Jeez how could I forget? You sucked. You didn’t know what the hell you were doing. But wasn’t it fun even though you were so terrible?

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Holy Potatoes.

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He’s my bitch.

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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

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What’s my name? Say my name, bitch!

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