Movie Quotes for Alec Baldwin

"For some reason, he wanted me to step on you."

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"Where are we going, anyway?"

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"I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime."

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"That was not my intention."

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"Has he made any Crazy Ivans?"

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"Victory belongs to those who believe in it the most and believe in it the longest. We’re gonna believe. We’re gonna make America believe too."

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"A-I-D-A. Get out there – you got the prospects coming in. You think the came in to get out of the rain? A guy don’t walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They’re sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?"

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"Barb, honey…we’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore."

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"Where’d you find religion?"

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"I have to be careful what I shoot at?"

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"Tess, will you marry me?"

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"Wait a minute! The General was right. I am not field personnel, I am only an analyst."

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"Pray for both of us."

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"Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?"

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"You can follow it?"

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"Welcome to the New World, Captain."

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"Name’s Dennis. I’ve been hired to exterminate you."

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"Give the man a chance."

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"Maybe this is heaven."

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"There’s nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer."

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"You know what top secret is?526Pearl Harbor2001Action| Drama| Romance| War26594Ben AffleckRafeYes, sir. It’s the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send ‘em to your relatives."

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"Our target: microprocessors. Yes, those. I don’t know what they are, you don’t know what they are, who gives a fuck?"

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"‘Handbook of the Recently Diseased’."

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"Night of the what?"

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"Cui Bono, who benefits?"

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"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you’re not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work."

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"Dick Harper, Dick Harper, Dick Harper playing the harp. Harpo Marx playing the Jews harp.DH, DH! You’re my Designated Hitter!"

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"Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very…limited palate."

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"That’s it! I’m through with messing around! See ya later fools!"

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"What are your qualifications?"

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"You know at Pearl they hit us with a sledgehammer. This raid, even if it makes it through, it’ll only be a pinprick…but it’ll be straight through their hearts."

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"You think I can be bought with five…what are these?"

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"Yes we are, and we’d appreciate it if you didn’t tell anyone?"

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"You are kidding me."

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"Fine, you look fine."

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"Can you adios those dishes and take out that trash?"

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"I love this job!"

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"So do you know why Queenan went into that building?"

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"I wrote a biography of, of Admiral Halsey, called The Fighting Sailor about uh naval combat tactics…"

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"Can you be scary?"

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"Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like."

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"It might be just that simple, yes."

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"You can see us without the sheets?"

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"Why? What good would it do?"

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"Alright, yes sir, I’m gonna write you that check, and what’s more I’m not gonna cancel it as soon as I leave the bank because I think it takes alotta cojones to do what you two have done here today, and I admire that. So, here you go. Just a little something to show you what I think you’re worth."

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"Who’s giving the briefing?"

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"Look at it this way. After I defeat you and take your place as alpha lion, you’ll have that much more time to spend with your pathetic excuse of a son."

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"Yeah! That way, you’ll never find out that he stole the crown!"

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"We were trying to scare your mother."

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"What do you mean?"

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"You’ve gone native. I dig it."

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"And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser."

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"Patriot Act, Patriot Act! I love it, I love it, I love it!"

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"Plankton was very specific."

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"Friendship medals the Japanese gave us when they were pretending they wanted peace."

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"We’re not completely helpless, Barbara. I’ve been reading that book and there’s a word for people in our situation: ghosts."

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"Oh, I think you’re gonna love it! It’s just like summer camp, except with brutal forced marches and soul-crushing discipline."

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"No. Because he always goes to starboard in the bottom half of the hour."

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"Go fuck yourself."

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"Y’all take care now."

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"How far back do you need it to go?"

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"Ya call that an answer?"

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"This unit is new, and you are the newest members of it. You have been selected from the basis of intelligence and aptitude. This is an elite unit. Our job is to smash, or marginally disrupt, organized crime in the city by enhanced cooperation of the FBI, represented here today by Frank Lazio. And we will do it. By organized crime in the city, you know who we mean – that’s Jackie Costigan, that’s an old picture. Jackie met his demise. Last known photograph. Costello uses three key guys: that’s Fitzy – off-the-boat psycho who lives with his mother, who’s straight out of Going My Way. Delahunt – muscle. French – the number one. But of course the rock star – you know who. We’ve done a briefing. Books, so read up. I want any and all ideas so I can pass them off as my own. Word hard, you’ll rise fast. You’re in the best possible position in the department. Let’s go to work."

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"All right. Enough gab."

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"I guess, awkward as it is, I could carry this tremendous burden."

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"I’m not a Naval officer! I’m with the CIA!"

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"Queenan is dead. I’m your boss now."

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"Uhh, perhaps I’ve said too much."

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"And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You’ve gone native. I was into it!"

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"Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?"

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"I’m not an agent, I just write books for the CIA."

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"Now that’s a big fella."

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"Well, I thought you would tell me when you felt ready."

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"I’m gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."

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"The average Rooskie son don’t take a dump without a plan. Wait a minute. We don’t have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub. He’s already done that he would have had to. All we gotta do is figure out what he’s gonna do. So how’s he gonna get the crew of the sub. They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub…"

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"Wait a minute. Fuel status? You have a reserve, don’t you?"

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"He’s not going to change his mind."

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"I’m glad to hear that."

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"Look, kid, I’m sorry it played out like this, but it’s over. We’re shut down."

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"We’re gonna wire them to the bombs and give them back."

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"If you let him testify at that hearing, the whole world will see what he’s become. They should remember him for what he was."

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"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much’d you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here – close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don’t like it, leave. _I_ can go out there tonight with the materials you’ve got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money’s out there. You pick it up, it’s yours. You don’t, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It’s yours. If not you’re gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you’ll be saying – a bunch of losers sittin’ around in a bar. ‘Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It’s a tough racket.’ These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they’re gold, and you don’t get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They’re for closers. I’d wish you good luck but you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser."

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"I didn’t. I had a 50/50 chance. I needed a break. Sorry."

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"Oh, this is gonna take some time, honey."

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"Fuck you. That’s my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT’S my name. And your name is you’re wanting. You can’t play in the man’s game, you can’t close them – go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention – Do I have you attention? Interest – Are you interested? I know you are, because it’s fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision – Have you made your decision, for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there – you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don’t walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They’re sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What’s the problem, pal?"

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"You don’t have to kill anybody!"

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"Did I get it?"

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"Well…Ramius trained most of their Officer Corps, which would put him in a position to select men willing to help him. And he’s not Russian. He’s Lithuanian by birth, raised by his paternal grandfather, a fisherman. He has no children, no ties to leave behind. And today is the first anniversary of his wife’s death."

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"She’s got photos, Barbara."

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"I don’t see anything about heaven OR hell. This book reads like stereo instructions. Listen to this: Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation."

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"Ryan some things in here don’t react well to bullets. Yeah like me. I don’t react well to bullets."

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"That’s bull-shit MacCawley…but it’s very, very good bull-shit."

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"Secretary of the Navy gave me these."

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"Listen, mister, if you don’t get me on board that goddamn submarine, that just might be what you’ll have! You got me? Now you have ten more minutes’ worth of fuel, we stay here ten more minutes!"

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"Hey! You can call yourself Squicky the Spacedog for all I care, but that doesn’t make you behind a rocket pack"

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"And I will tell you one thing…leave your goddamn hula shirts at home."

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"We’re not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we’re here to nail Costello."

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"I wasn’t built to be a prisoner…so I would have my crew bail out. I’d find the sweetest military target I could and drive my plane right smack into the middle of it and kill as many of those bastards as I possibly could."

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"He’s defecting."

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"How is your mother?"

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"And what’s with the big guy? Is it because I’m fat?"

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"Boys, there’s a phrase I want you to memorize, Wo si yi ge mae guo ren. it means I am an American. in Chinese."

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"Who could possibly take Zuba’s place? Someone? Anyone? No one?"

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"Don’t worry. This’ll only hurt a lot!"

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"You’re asking me to give you FBI files of an American citizen? You know I can’t do that, it’s against the law to spy on citizens."

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"I know Ramius, General. He’s nearly a legend in the submarine community."

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"I heard what you did."

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"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing."

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"I’m going anyway. Let’s talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers only. You think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Mitch and Murray. And I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name’s Levine? You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?"

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"Yes, those. I don’t know what they are, you don’t know what they are, who gives a fuck."

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"Is there a way you could get me on board the Dallas?"

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"I think that Captain Mancuso has found the Red October."

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"We should start more simply then?"

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"So did I. You’ve got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip em out of you!"

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"Well, this book isn’t arranged that way. What do you wanna know?"

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"You mean the hoola shirts you were flying in…or the seven planes you shot down."

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"Why am I sneezing?"

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"I got you right where I want you."

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"Cabin fever, hon?"

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"I want you to do me a favor."

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"Because his next one is going to be to starboard."

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"Anything for my little Princess."

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"You’re talking about what.You’re talking about…Bitching about that sale you shot, some sonofabitch who don’t wanna buy land, some broad you’re trying to screw, so forth. Let’s talk about something important. They all here?"

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"Did you miss me?"

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"What are you gonna do, Dick? Shoot me if I don’t approve that form?"

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"How is your wedding coming along?"

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"Well, Sir, I was just thinking that perhaps there’s another possibility we might consider. Ramius might be trying to defect."

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"Son of my mom!"

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"Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here – close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don’t like it, leave."

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"Well, in that situation, I can’t tell you what to do."

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"I’m better looking, I have better hair, I’m very smart and I want everyone to do what I say."

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"You’ve read our book?"

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"No, you want those passwords."

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"You have an immaculate record. Some guys don’t trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record."

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"The airline bill will be defeated in the senate. TWA will beging flights over New York to Paris, leaving over Moscow to Japan – to Hawaii – to Los Angelses – To New York."

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"A little. It is wise to study the ways of ones adversary. Don’t you think?"

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"Okay, well, here’s lesson number two: we help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid poochy-poochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can’t throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip!"

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"…Alright. Alright, Dick, I’m gonna write you a check. I’m gonna need my hand back though."

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"I’m gonna vomit!"

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"Coffee is for closers only."

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"You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can’t close the leads you’re given, you can’t close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, ’cause you are going out."

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"Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo."

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"Jack, next time you get a bright idea just put it in a memo!"

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"Ah, the Captain seems to think you’re some kind of…cowboy."

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"I can never sleep on a plane. Turbulence."

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"Turbulence. Solar radiation heats the Earth’s crust, warm air rises, cold air descends – turbulence. I, I don’t like that."

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"World needs plenty of bartenders – two weeks, with pay!"

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"You certainly don’t pal, ’cause the good news is – you’re fired. The bad news is – you’ve got, all of you’ve got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight’s sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money get their names to sell them. you can’t close the leads youre given you can’t close shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal and beat it ’cause you are going OUT.”"

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"You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?"

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"You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate."

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"A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention – Do I have you attention? Interest – Are you interested? I know you are, because it’s fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision – Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action."

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"You CERTAINLY don’t pal, ’cause the good news is – you’re fired."

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"Put. That coffee. Down."

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"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing."

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"What’s the problem, pal?"

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"You see this watch? You see this watch?"

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"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here – close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don’t like it, leave."

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"The leads are weak. The fucking leads are weak? You’re weak. I’ve been in this business fifteen years"

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"Fuck you. That’s my name."

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"You know why, mister? ‘Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That’s my name."

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"We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?"

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"Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired."

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"Your name is you’re wanting and you can’t play the man’s game you can’t close them and then tell your wife your troubles. ‘Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fuckin’ faggots?"

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"These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they’re gold, and you don’t get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They’re for closers."

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