Movie Quotes for Albert Finney

Okay, here’s the deal: If, and only if, you find all the evidence to back this up, I’ll do it, I’ll take it on.

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I’d love to help, Erin, but I’m sorry, I have a full staff right now, so…

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The milkman just dropped dead on the porch. Because see my mother was banging the milkman.

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Truly. I saw it in the eye.

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Look. What is this all about?

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You steal the funds you should deposit.

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I saw my death in that eye, and this isn’t how it happens.

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You haven’t slept for a long time now. Have you made a decision? This can’t go on. You have to decide.

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I got the papers signed today, it’s official.

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Surprise ending. Wouldn’t want to ruin it for you.

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Look, I’m sorry but you were gone for a week. I assumed you were off having fun.

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What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?

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It’s rude to talk about religion. You never know who you’re gonna offend.

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Tell me how it happens.

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We’ve been through this.

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The story of my life.

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You really don’t remember, do you? We didn’t pick you. You picked us. You volunteered. Right here. Right here, even after you were warned.

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I’ll take it back.

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I’m not giving up. Don’t you give up.

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Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith…

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Damn right it is.

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You are in for a surprise.

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I don’t know if you’re aware of this, Josephine, but African parrots, in their native home of the Congo, they speak only French.

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It isn’t a swell idea Annie. It’s mistaken foolishness.

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People needn’t worry so much. It’s not my time yet. This is not how I go.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remind me of that when I’m filing for bankruptcy.

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I do, it’s Grace.

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And here you’re dancing in your scanties.

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Truth is, I’ve always been thirsty.

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And that’s my life story.

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I caught an uncatchable fish.

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Your mother was never supposed to marry me. She was engaged to somebody else.

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I like them crooked.

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I don’t know. You look like someone who likes to have fun.

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Punjab, buy out the 8:00 show. Let’s all go to the movies.

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I wanna talk to you about Annie.

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You’ll sit out this century in some deep, dark penitentiary.

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Like I was saying, I thought that the number you proposed was inappropriate, so I increased it.

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What do you want, Will? Who do you want me to be?

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Most men, they’ll tell you a story straight through. It won’t be complicated, but it won’t be interesting either.

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Didn’t you hear? They have $28 billion at their disposal!

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You hock their Christmas souvenirs.

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In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.

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So now you’re going to kill me.

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It isn’t all the same to me. Your old one’s broken, this one’s engraved, you didn’t even look at it: ‘To Annie, with love, from…Daddy Warbucks.

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You think I’m MADE of money?

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I never thought I’d get used to a girl.

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There are a lot of interests in this town. FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF, IRS. Right now they’re scared of you.

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You lock the orphans in the closet.

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You spend your evenings in the shanties.

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There’s a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost…the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is…I’ve always been a fool.

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Because I’m pissed off!

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Let me put it on you.

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I was drying out.

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With some old geizer called Little Caeser.

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Wait! There’s something interesting in that woman’s smile. I might learn to like her. Hang her in my bathroom.

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You picked us. You volunteered. You said that you would do what it takes to save American lives. You’re not a liar, are you? Or too weak to see this through? This is it. Let go of David Webb. Will you give yourself to this program.

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Well you shouldn’t have started with a question, because most people want to answer questions. You should’ve started with the thing about icebergs is.

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They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

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Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it!

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Put it in your pocket, Mrs. Mudge.

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You learned from the best.

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Do I? I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water. They didn’t count on there being an elephant frozen inside. The wooly kind. A mammoth.

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This is a whole different ball game. A much bigger deal.

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Will you commit yourself to this program?

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Oh, so you know.

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Miss Hannigan, I presume?

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You’ll rot in jail. In Sing-Sing.

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I wanna adopt her.

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I really hate you sometimes, I really do.

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Fuck you!

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She was a witch.

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You make them grovel while you buy laveleers.

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I’ve got an appointment at one.

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Imbibing quarts of bathtub gin.

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I beg your pardon?

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Well, it’s not a short one.

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I’ve told you a thousand facts, Will, that’s what I do. I tell stories.

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Oh, you don’t need a picture. Just look up ‘handsome’ in the dictionary.

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Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.

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I’ve been nothin’ but myself since the day I was born, and if you can’t see that it’s your failin’, not mine.

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Havin’ a kid changes everything. There’s burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.

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No. But I hear it’s terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.

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You’re lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you’d hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.

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You are special! Never stop believing that!

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Your teeth are crooked.

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Absolutely not! I’m a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children.

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They say it can land on a dime…whatever that may be.

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You’re no longer David Webb. From now on you’ll be known as Jason Bourne. Welcome to the program.

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It’s kind of like David and what’s-his-name’s whole fucking family.

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