Movie Quotes for Alan Ruck

I don’t know what I’m gonna do.

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I’m dying.

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North northeast, you copy?

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Uh…yeah, trust me. Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise.

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Did you have any luck with the bomb?

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I already seen the airport.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, it’s been a tough morning and we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn’t mind excusing Sloane, I’d appreciate it.

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You’ve been saying that since the fifth grade.

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Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car!

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Sure they are, they’re the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.

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It’s okay. If you need to, you go right ahead and vomit.

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Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. There will be plenty of time for questions later. I’m Captain John Harriman and I’d like to welcome you all aboard.

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Uh, no my wife’s mother.

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First time in LA.

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Well I should say you do!

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Oh, shut up. Get him off.

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Well, we’ve had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard.

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I read about your exploits when I was in grade school.

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It doesn’t arrive until Tuesday.

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I KNOW you don’t care.

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I think I see my dad.

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No, Ferris. I’m putting my foot down. You’re just gonna have to think of something else.

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No. No! Apparently, you don’t understand!

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Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?

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Find this road…it’s like Bob’s Road…

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No, mine. Oh thats just funny, you heard me wrong. Nah, im sightseeing.

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Yeah. I hate to use the word ‘tourist’ but it’s not like I can hide it…

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Look, all I’m saying is don’t fold the maps.

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Did you know it took me three hours to get here from the airport? I got so lost. LA’s one big place, but I guess you don’t notice, seeing as you live here. Im such a yokel, there I said it!

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Hey, the auto club’s here.

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Call me sir! Goddamn it!

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You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary. We’re deeply sorry we are not able to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we will get back to you as soon as humanly possible.

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Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there’s a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL the maps.

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I said for her to be there alone and you freaked.

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Can you see this?

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It’s getting late, buddy. We better go get the car back home.

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We’re at the airport.

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I just want you to know how excited we all are to have a group of living legends with us on our maiden voyage. I remember reading about your missions when I was in grade school.

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Ed. This is George Peterson.

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You hit me. Look don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

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If you are going east on 7, it should be coming right over that hill in a matter of minutes!

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I asked you first.

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Yeah, but to do what?

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Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terrorist attack. They’re not clear on the scale yet. It’s some kind of airborne chemical toxin that’s been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical disorientation, loss of direction. The third stage…is fatal.

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In a severe lightning storm, you wanna grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.

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Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner.

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God, Meg, you’ve got a lot of beef. Where did you get all this beef?

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Pardon my French…but you’re an asshole!

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He’ll keep calling me. He’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh…This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What – I’LL GO. Shit.

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I’m sorry, Ed, did you say you wanted to see a body?

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Ferris, he never drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper!

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Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.

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Nothing good.

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Why’d you kick me?

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When Cameron was in Egypt’s land…let my Cameron go!

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I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.

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He’s gonna be a fry cook on Venus!

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I’m sorry. I know you don’t care, but it does mean my ass.

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How bout we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat! We could call a limo! A nice stretch jobs with the TV and the bar. How about that?

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Well, I think you should be sorry, for Christ’s sake! A family member dies, and you insult me, what the hell’s the matter with you, anyway?

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This isn’t over yet Buster, do you read me?

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It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong…a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?

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The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

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Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole! Asshole!

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We’re pinched, for sure.

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Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!

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Please don’t say were not going to take the car home. Please don’t say were not going to take the car home. Please don’t say were not going to take the car home.

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He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh…This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What – I’LL GO. Shit.

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