Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Adam Goldberg - MovieQuoter

The hell away from you.

Bad news for the war effort.

Never trust a fucking angel.

I don’t know, what?

Remy, please.

Look, Ed, you put *anybody* on television sixteen hours a day, and sooner or later they’re going to fall off a table and land on a cat.

Eh, we got a carpet here with some nice spaghetti stains.

Well, hey, slow down. If you’re not a cat, stay and chat.

Well you remember that little blackout we had a few years back, we blamed Canada, Canada blamed Michigan…

Have you looked inside?

Well, I still say we blame Canada, but…

Alicia, you know you can’t go in his office.

…since this is such a tremendous waste of taxpayer money, the least we could do is get the spelling right.

Couples therapy, it’ll buy you at least four days.

Alicia, John’s always been a little…weird.

Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.

Yeah, but that river is the Mississippi and we’re lobbing what amounts to a pebble into it. That’s a very few tiny ripples in a kind of big body of water, don’t you think?

Come back a man!

The idea is we cease to exist, alright? Or this version of us, anyway. Umm, we never came here, we didn’t meet Doug, we don’t remember it ever happening.

I’m just saying, this seems like an unnecessary risk considering our objective, sir.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop snorting hash.

Well, it’s hardly a purse, dude, it’s more like a…clutch or something.

Ohhh…Branching…Universe…Theory…ohhh, no no no.

Your father was circumcised by my rabbi, you prick!

Thayer’s favorite movie.

  

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