Movie Quotes for Adam Goldberg

Thayer’s favorite movie.

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Alright: Life, like time and space, is not merely a local phenomenon.

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Awww…That was tender. I wish I had someone.

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La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la. What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Corporal, huh? We’re all supposed to die, is that it?

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You know you don’t have to do this.

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Does that seem unfair to anybody?

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…Ask the radical!

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Upham! Upham! Ammo goddamn it!

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It looks like the inside of a raincoat!

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That was probably the only time she could get a word in.

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Yeah, uh, I hate Mr. Sniffles.

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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?

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What, don’t touch me?

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I’m Juden, you know?

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How is that, Wade?

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Well you remember that little blackout we had a few years back, we blamed Canada, Canada blamed Michigan…

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Have you looked inside?

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Well, I still say we blame Canada, but…

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Alicia, you know you can’t go in his office.

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…since this is such a tremendous waste of taxpayer money, the least we could do is get the spelling right.

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Couples therapy, it’ll buy you at least four days.

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Alicia, John’s always been a little…weird.

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Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.

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Yeah, but that river is the Mississippi and we’re lobbing what amounts to a pebble into it. That’s a very few tiny ripples in a kind of big body of water, don’t you think?

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Come back a man!

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The idea is we cease to exist, alright? Or this version of us, anyway. Umm, we never came here, we didn’t meet Doug, we don’t remember it ever happening.

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I’m just saying, this seems like an unnecessary risk considering our objective, sir.

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Looks like I picked a bad week to stop snorting hash.

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Well, it’s hardly a purse, dude, it’s more like a…clutch or something.

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Ohhh…Branching…Universe…Theory…ohhh, no no no.

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Your father was circumcised by my rabbi, you prick!

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I need more cowbell!

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I knew I picked a bad week to quit snorting hash.

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Fucked up beyond all recognition.

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