Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Adam Garcia - MovieQuoter

You did?

You call it a job?

Who says I’m in one piece?

This is the greatest converstion of my life!

Normal? Normal? Amelia was in New York two weeks ago. She wants me to transfer. She wants me to enroll in her school. But I can’t go. I can’t leave you. Cause if something bad happens…

It’s my fault. I’m what went wrong in your life. You know, you wrote a book about it. I swore I wouldn’t – Did you know that I love Amelia? Don’t worry, she left already. Here’s the funny thing. She thinks I can’t love her because she can’t make me happy… and damn it, she’s the only good thing in my life. I’m just incredibly screwed up. Just so we’re real clear about this, I blame you.

This is why therapists are wealthy, moments like this. Why didn’t he just get her the bra? It’s certainly cheaper than a bicycle. Ah, parents and the damage they can do. Sometimes it’s endless. But she survived. You know what they say: that which doesn’t kill you, makes you want to die. You see, if she was from the south she would have turned her life into a country song. But since she’s from Connecticut, she turned it into a book.

That’s not onion rings…

It’s my mother’s birthday today, I bought her a rug…

Sober. I’m in recovery – again. Someone very sweet called me a drunk. And I didn’t like it.

No, of course not, I mean, that would be invasion of privacy.

Throw me a friggin’ bone, here! I have a son! I shall call him…Mini Roo!

Well, it’s, uh, 3 in the morning, I want what every man wants.

Because I’ve been giving up on people my entire life and it’s a nasty little habit, so you’re going to sing at the club or…

Well just unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants a little, show a little bit of flesh. I think you can figure it out.

Money? Oh, you mean that money

I’m just trying to tell you I like your music. I mean, do you always take compliments so well?

It’s a goddamn sandbox for you to stick your head in!

Yeah, it’s me. Love the jacket, Charlie. It’s hard to get something that fits my shoulders. Nice! How did you know Red was my favorite color?

What do you do when you realize all your dreams have come true?

Had a feeling you’d be back to see me.

I can sing, I can dance, I can even do impersonations.

The place is a joke, alright? They don’t come to watch you sing, they come to watch girls shaking it on a bar!

/…see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say Hello / To the black to the white…

Oy! Chicken blood!

  

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