Movie Quotes for Movie Quotes Said By Adam Garcia - MovieQuoter

You did?

You call it a job?

Who says I’m in one piece?

This is the greatest converstion of my life!

Normal? Normal? Amelia was in New York two weeks ago. She wants me to transfer. She wants me to enroll in her school. But I can’t go. I can’t leave you. Cause if something bad happens…

It’s my fault. I’m what went wrong in your life. You know, you wrote a book about it. I swore I wouldn’t – Did you know that I love Amelia? Don’t worry, she left already. Here’s the funny thing. She thinks I can’t love her because she can’t make me happy… and damn it, she’s the only good thing in my life. I’m just incredibly screwed up. Just so we’re real clear about this, I blame you.

This is why therapists are wealthy, moments like this. Why didn’t he just get her the bra? It’s certainly cheaper than a bicycle. Ah, parents and the damage they can do. Sometimes it’s endless. But she survived. You know what they say: that which doesn’t kill you, makes you want to die. You see, if she was from the south she would have turned her life into a country song. But since she’s from Connecticut, she turned it into a book.

That’s not onion rings…

It’s my mother’s birthday today, I bought her a rug…

Sober. I’m in recovery – again. Someone very sweet called me a drunk. And I didn’t like it.

/…see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say Hello / To the black to the white…

Oy! Chicken blood!

Did you really write all those songs?

And I can sing.

Well, let’s just say it’s going to be quite a long, cold winter.

Wanna play a game?

I didn’t have a home! Is that what you wanted to hear? I don’t have a family. I mean that’s the big secret! Are you happy? Huh? Are you gonna feel sorry for me now? Are you gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every 2 years? I had a bad childhood, big deal. I don’t need your sympathy! ‘Cause I’m here and I’m livin’ on my two feet like I wanted to. That was my dream. At least I did it with a little bit of dignity.

No, of course not, I mean, that would be invasion of privacy.

Throw me a friggin’ bone, here! I have a son! I shall call him…Mini Roo!

Well, it’s, uh, 3 in the morning, I want what every man wants.

Because I’ve been giving up on people my entire life and it’s a nasty little habit, so you’re going to sing at the club or…

Well just unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants a little, show a little bit of flesh. I think you can figure it out.

Money? Oh, you mean that money

I’m just trying to tell you I like your music. I mean, do you always take compliments so well?

It’s a goddamn sandbox for you to stick your head in!

  

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