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Soccer Player Scores, Uses Shorts As A Wig, Gets Thrown Out Of Game

Posted on May 24, 2013 @ 12:46 pm by Billy Baroo

Soccer Player Strips and gets Red Card


Buzzfeed – In a recent soccer match, Muangthong United forward Mario Djurovski scored a goal to put his team ahead 2-0 in the 35th minute of the match. Then he decided to celebrate in the weirdest way imaginable…In summary, Mario scored, removed his shorts, put those shorts on his head, received a red card, and was promptly asked to leave the field. Classic soccer. Read more

Brad Pitt has….face blindness?

Posted on May 23, 2013 @ 7:49 pm by Brendan Lynch

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CNN - Pitt told Esquire that he has such a hard time remembering the faces of those he meets, he thinks he might suffer from prosopagnosia, or face blindness, though he has not been tested or diagnosed with the disorder. We’re not sure whether the actor was being facetious or not, but he said even having a “real conversation” doesn’t help.

“So many people hate me because they think I’m disrespecting them,” Pitt told the magazine. “I took one year where I just said, This year, I’m just going to cop to it and say to people, ‘OK, where did we meet?’ But it just got worse. People were more offended. …You get this thing, like, ‘You’re being egotistical. You’re being conceited.’ But it’s a mystery to me, man. I can’t grasp a face, and yet I come from such a design/aesthetic point of view. I am going to get it tested.”

On Thursday, Carnegie Mellon University invited Pitt to have his brain imaged and be examined by Marlene Behrmann, a neuroscientist, professor of psychology and a member of the Center for the Neural Basis of Cognition within the university’s Dietrich College of Humanities and Social Sciences.

Face blindness? You gotta be kidding me. You’ve been famous for 20+ years and you’re a good looking dude. You’re well into your 40′s now and you’re naturally forgetting stuff. I will usually give some of my favorite actors a pass, but this is ridiculous. Come on bro, no shame in admitting you’re forgetting people’s names. No need to go all PC and invent a disease out of it. Let’s just hope that the Bradster at least remembers all his kids’ names and be thankful, Brad, that you’re not single and have to feel how thick girl’s wrists are.

 

In Honor of Graduation Week, MovieQuoter Talks with Lloyd Dobler

Posted on May 22, 2013 @ 2:42 pm by Jerry Thornton

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It’s Graduation time at high school’s all across the country.  So it’s the perfect time for a MovieQuoter Q&A with America’s favorite movie high school grad, Lloyd Dobler of Say Anything:

MovieQuoter: First things first, Lloyd. We want to thank you for taking the time to talk to us.

Lloyd Dobler: One question: are you here ’cause you need someone, or ’cause you need me? Read more

Girl Messes Up the National Anthem at the Memorial Cup Hockey Game. No Word as to Whether She Came Back Later Disguised as a Referee.

Posted on May 20, 2013 @ 9:07 am by Jerry Thornton

 

Simply put, as far as forgetting the words to The Star Spangled Banner goes, it wasn’t the best performance we’ve ever heard.  But by no means was it the worst.   And at least this girl didn’t have the real singer tied up in the locker room while her name got flashed on the screen.

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B“I thought I was looking into a mirror!”: The Stanley Cup Playoffs

Posted on May 19, 2013 @ 9:56 pm by Jerry Thornton

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One thing I want you to know is that I’m a Boston Bruins fan from birth.  Ever since Gerry Cheevers first painted a scar on his facemask and Phil Esposito parked himself in front an opponent’s net and declared “None shall pass” and Bobby Orr’s parents pulled him from the spaceship he was rocketed to Earth in… since long before Cam Neely hocked a throat oyster onto Harry Dunne’s burger… I’ve bled Black & Gold.  So naturally I’m all caught up in the Stanley Cup playoffs Eastern Conference semifinals series between the Bruins and the NY Rangers.  And while I’m glad about the Bs winning the first two games and the fact that they’re scoring in bunches & clusters against a very stingy Rangers defense and that NYR goalie Henrik Lundqvist looks very ordinary all of a sudden, I’m actually most happy about something else.  This series has already given me the one thing every great playoff series needs:  A villain.  And that guy is Rangers head Coach John Tortorella.

 

Tortorella is right out of central casting.  Like if you called your casting director and said “I need a cocky, unctuous, smarmy, smartest-man-in-the-room type audiences will cringe over,”  John Tortorella would be at your door with a resume and a headshot within minutes.  Coach Tort’s been baiting the press, badgering the press and generally making it be all about him since long before this series began.  And now he’s ratcheting up his game. Which is not to say he’s a bad guy.  As a matter of fact, I kind of like his style.  There’s something just so unabashedly arrogant about the guy I seriously admire him.  And I couldn’t quite put my finger on why until just now. Read more

Guy Flees the Scene of a Car Crash and Blames it on Bad Chinese Food. He Didn’t Feel Like Chinese Tonight Anyway.

Posted on May 17, 2013 @ 11:56 am by Jerry Thornton

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The Smoking Gun – A Florida man who fled the scene of a fender-bender explained to cops that he had consumed some “bad” Chinese food and was “on the verge of defecating in his pants” when he went in search of relief, police report. Carlos Baca, a 27-year-old Honduran citizen, took off last Monday after backing his pickup truck into another vehicle on a Port St. Lucie road, according to an arrest affidavit. Baca returned to the scene soon after the 6:30 AM crash and apologized for leaving, but “believed he had no choice” due to gastrointestinal distress caused by the Chinese food

 

I’ll tell you what: I don’t condone lawbreaking of any kind, but I have to give Carlos Baca credit for coming up with the perfect alibi.  Even if he’s lying, it’s hard to argue with a guy running away from the scene to keep from soiling himself.  If it comes down to a choice between saving my perfect police record or saving my pants?  My Relaxed Fit (TM) Wranglers will win every time.  And who’s to argue he wasn’t in gastric distress?  Lord knows bad Chinese food will wreck havoc with your system every time.  Baca’s crime wasn’t fleeing the scene of an accident, it was eating food from Wong Wu’s.  They’re back in business?  I thought they closed three years ago.

 

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